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Why are short people so mean?

Because they're closer to hell.

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how to make me happy:

-make me food
-buy me food
-be food
-food

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I just want someone to look at me the way I look at peanutbutter...

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It's not always wise to assume that just because the surface of the world appears undisturbed, life is where you left it.

- Jan Ellison

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When someone treats you badly, it says something about them not about you.

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it's hard to see the big picture when life plays jokes on you

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Me: "Things can only get better."

Life: "I spy with my little eye..."

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My favourite place?

Face down in peanut butter.

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