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Studies have shown that intelligent people swear more than stupid motherfuckers

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Always keep your chin up.....
Otherwise you are just looking at your boobs ALL DAY!

2

The main
function of the
little toe on
your foot is to make sure that all the furniture
in the house
is in place

3

There's a fine line between saying too much and saying too little.
I walk that line like a drunken clown at the circus.

2

You should see the shit I DON'T post, wich sits in my folder titled
"I find this hilarious, but some uptight fuckers won't"

2

I bet it's
called
"ALMOND MILK"
because
no one can say
NUT JUICE
with a
straight face

1

Imagine you don't smoke, you dont drink, you dont fornicate, you don't gamble.
But you went to HELL because
you judged people who do....

1

The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it's too late for them to back out

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