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It's a
4-way stop sign not a woman.

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The word avacado comes from the Aztec word ahucati which means testicle.

I'll never eat guacamole again!

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My Super Power?

Opening a text & mentally responding...
then forgetting to actually respond...

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Sorry for the mean, accurate things I said to you.

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Maybe she's not on her period... Maybe you are just an asshole....

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The most amazing people are the ones that don't speak much, but when they do, they shut up a lot of mouths.

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When I try to skip the previews on a Bluray, and it's like "That is not an option." I whisper "You're a machine. You'll never know love."

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