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When you try your hardest not to be a fucker, but everyone you deal with is a fucker, so you end up being a bigger fucker just to outfuck the fuckers.

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Kennt ihr nicht auch diese Hackfressen, die in der Schule genervt haben?
War schön, die endlich los zu sein.

Und dann kam Facebook!

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Ich bin an einem Punkt angelangt, an dem es nur einen Ausweg gibt, und das ist ein dicker, fetter Lottogewinn.

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If you love someone set them free, if you hate someone set them free.
Basically set everyone free and get a dog. People are stupid.

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a drink is undoubtedly the most important meal of the day

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I'm not necessarily saying I want to be rich but it would be nice to not have to check my bank account before purchasing Ramen noodles

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I dreamed I won
one million pounds.
Now I miss the
money I never had.

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"A student in bed will remain in bed until acted upon by a large enough panic" - Newton's lesser known fourth law

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