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Happy apocalypse weekend! I live in the path of totality of the eclipse and we've already had one earthquake this week just a few miles north of where I am plus we've got that horny comet coming around too. Odds are good we're about to be living The Quiet Earth or Night of the Comet for real.

#soexcited #humanextinction

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The sun blacks out in the middle of the day and it's a scientific marvel.

I do it and I'm
"a loser" and "high on something"

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Black hole sun
Won't you come
And wash away the rain?

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You know what the difference between psychopaths and sociopaths is?

Come to one of my family reunions and observe.

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It's time for me to go get naked and rub myself.

(I mean, to take a shower you dirty minded f'ers)

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blah blah blah GOOD POINT but screw you anyway

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5 below is the new dollar store and dollar stores are the old 5&10's (cents)

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Some people can't handle flowery speech.

Pansies.

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