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Posts Liked by stebo

I'm not making any resolutions this year.

No one likes a skinny sober bitch anyway.

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For someone who loves sleep so much you'd think that I'd sleep earlier

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There are 492 billionaires on earth and none of those losers has decided to become batman.

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If beer was proof god loves us then rice cakes are proof he's given up.

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If you leave me a voice mail,
I'll reply with a postcard attached to a helium balloon.

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Isn't life fair since it's unfair to everyone?

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Solange die Leute über dich reden, kannst du davon ausgehen, dass sie dein Leben spannender finden als ihr eigenes.

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In dog beers...
I've only had
one.

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