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If TGIF means, 'Thank God Its Friday',
today must be HCIMA, 'Holy Crap Its Monday Again'

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In a world full of trends, I want to remain a classic.

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I’m just like you. I get up and put on my pants two legs inside the same leg, collapse to the ground, and scream for my manservant Mr. Moto.

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SOMETIME'S I FEEL LIKE THROWING IN THE TOWEL BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEAN'S.....
MORE LAUNDRY !

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So, why is printer ink more expensive than human blood?

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Always remember:

Family don't mean shit to a snake.

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That guy you just called gay?
He loves dicks.
That girl you just called fat?
She weights almost 300 kilos.
That chick you just called a slut?
She fucked the entire soccer team.

Sometimes you're right.

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I'm at Trump Tower, about to meet about a cabinet position. Sitting between Dustin Diamond and a guy that can swallow 50 eggs.

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