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If I poop in your house, know that
I love you.

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I call you "Penis," because you're
always trying
to insert yourself,
without an explicit invitation.

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"I'm only good to people who are good, not to bad people"

- Evie, age 3

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I don't care if we don't talk, your existence still

pisses me off.

24

Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.

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Whenever you interact with people, don't be there primarily as a function or role, but as the field of conscious Presence. You can only lose something that you have, but you cannot lose something that you are.

• Eckhart Tolle

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This 8yr old boy was screaming at the supermarket cause his mum wouldn't buy him a chocolate bar. So I bought a snickers and ate it in front of him.

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Whoever invented Knock Knock jokes should get a 'no bell prize'.

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