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Autocorrect has not yet learned how much I swear and how little I talk about ducks.

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Sicherheitshalber tätowiere ich mich, das ich später nicht aus einer Laune heraus bei der Bank oder Versicherung arbeiten kann.

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I refuse to go bungee jumping. ..I came into this world because of a broken rubber and I ain't leaving because of one

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WANTED :
Partner In Crime

Must be fluent in sarcasm, up for all types of shenanigans and have my back 24/7.

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My favorite mythical creature is the happy woman in tampon commercials.

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NO MATTER HOW KIND YOU ARE, GERMAN CHILDREN ARE
KINDER.

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I HEARD OF HISTORY REPEATING ITSELF...
BUT THIS MONDAY THING HAS GOT TO STOP..

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Manchmal denke ich:
"Ich bin eigentlich total erwachsen"

Dann fällt mir ein, dass ich immer noch "Das große Licht" statt Deckenlampe sage.

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