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I can't keep up with this narrator reading this audio book

Wish someone would just write this sh!t down

"The days are long

The years are short"

--Rob

Everyone always asks,

"*Where's* Waldo?"

No one ever asks,

"*How's* Waldo?"

there is no known force of nature on this planet or anywhere in the cosmos to compare to the intractability of a teenager who fucking thinks they know it all

(might have said this in a conversation today)

I'm not an easy person to love. There are lots of times when I'm a very good boyfriend, but there are times when
I'm useless. I mean, I'm a mess around the house. I talk nonstop. I become obsessed with things.

~ Daniel Radcliffe

$“Most people can't think, most of the remainder won't think, the small fraction who do think mostly can't do it very well. The extremely tiny fraction who think regularly, accurately, creatively, and without self-delusion, in the long run these are the only people who count.”$

I wish I could think of a word with more oomph than "hypocrite." It's so overused now, it has lost much of its impact.

I suppose "fucking hypocrite" will just have to do, for now.

Next year is "2020 won"

The year after that is "2020 II"