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Show a girl you don't care and she'll chase you. Show a woman you don't care and she'll replace you.

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there's a little truth behind every
"just kidding"
a little curiosity behind every
"just wondering"
a little knowledge behind every
"i don't know"
and a little emotion behind every
"i don't care"

250

In life you will find that you have to make decisions that make sense to none but you.

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We're going to buy a dog or have a child, but can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or our lives.

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others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

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Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

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if you walk a mile in my shoes you'll end up at the bar.

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I 'm gonna hang a Batman outfit in my closet just to screw with myself when I get Alzheimer's.

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