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The way to love someone is to gently run your fingers over their soul until you find a crack...

and then carefully pour all your love into it.

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Feeling cute, might smack myself in the face with a frying pan later

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There are some women who make that likkle cutesy voicey woisey when they like someone awwww. Not me mate.
I start off soundin' like Michael Caine loadin' up a shotgun, an end up talkin' like Freddy Krueger as I get more comfortable with ya.

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Your body is
perfect, it's
your mind
that's fucked.

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For $7 I will go to the funeral of someone you hate and start a slow clap.

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i choose my underware for the day based on how likely i am to have sex. today i'm wearing a used grocery bag i found floating across the highway .

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I didn't mean to slide into your comfort zone but the floor was waxed.

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Ain't no sunshine when she's gone...

ain't no borderline psychotic bitch drama either.

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