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It's Thursday, or as I like to call it:

Day 4 of the hostage situation.

181

Okay Okay
my mind is way too dirty for this weeks contest

Quicky Mart ;)

23

You meet thousands of people
and none of them
really touch you

And then...

you meet
one person

and your life is changed

F o r e v e r

36

Every once in a while
in the middle of
an ordinary life

Love gives us

a Fairytale

26

I have to go now
But if you want
you can call me later

Okay - Have fun
And of course
I will call you later

Do you think
I can sleep
without talking to you
and wishing you a good night?

21

I'm not creepy enough

So people sit next to me on the bus

54

HOW
IS
IT
EVEN
POSSIBLE
THAT
WE
BECAME
STRANGERS
NOW
?????

52

Tonight

I will look up
at the moon
and I will know that

s o m e w h e r e

You are looking at it too

49

If you listen real closely, you can hear my alarm clock laughing as I set it.

83

"I wasn't THAT drunk...."

"Dude you were using the flashlight on your phone to find your phone".

7

I study,
I take the test,
I pass it,
I forget what I learned.

16

If you listen real closely, you can hear my alarm clock laughing as I set it.

292

When I was a boy, my mom would send me to a corner shop with 1$ and I'd bring back 2 leaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk, butter, cheese and some marmelade. You can't do that now... Too many fuckin' security cameras.

89

Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning Satan shudders and says, "Oh no...she is awake!"

83

when I see you I feel scared to touch you, when I touch you I feel scared to kiss you,
when I kiss you I feel scared to hug you,
when I hug you I feel scared to love you,
when I love you I feel scared to lose you ....

121

Being honest may not get you a lot of friends but it'll always get you the right ones
-John Lennon

117

That moment when you get into the van and there is no candy.

63

just because it's a bad idea, doesn't mean it's not going to be a good time...

116

The most difficult part about walking away from someone is realizing that they don't care enough to attempt to stop you.

162

It's not the dress that makes you look fat....

... it's the fat!

121

I just read an article on my ipad about the evils and dangers of drinking.
I think I'll stop--reading.

68

I hate it when the voices in my head go silent...

I never know what those fuckers are planning...

164

That moment when you must recorrect auto correct correcting you, to properly swear in a text message.

101

I wish you would listen closer to the songs I play. The lyrics are the words I fail to say.

224

now i've got this feeling once again, i can't explain, you would not understand, this is not how i am

i... have become comfortably numb

186

I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

788

My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.

1135

Ladies, lets take extra long to look stunning for all the guys we'll be ignoring tonight.

590

I live for the nights that I can't remember with the people I won't forget.

478

If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.

572

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

326

lalochezia

(n.) the emotional relief gained from using abusive or profane language.

157

I don't watch soccer...

If I want to spend 90 minutes watching people struggling to score, I take my friends to a bar.

398

10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion.

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.

473

A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear.

Unless it's 3am.

And you're home alone.

And you don't have a baby.

427

I love you so much
that I would tell you
if I dropped your toothbrush in the toilet.

224

The only Pill that would make me Happy is the one that brings you back to life.

127

My girlfriend told me to take a spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a lawyer.

222

Kiss me like your ex is watching

256

And I just want to tell you, it takes everything in me not to call you, and I wish I could run to you, and I hope you know that every time I don't,

I almost do.

235

there's a little truth behind every
"just kidding"
a little curiosity behind every
"just wondering"
a little knowledge behind every
"i don't know"
and a little emotion behind every
"i don't care"

250

I dont have exes, I have Y's. Y the fuck did I date you?

180

There's an ancient birth control secret. It's called "keep your legs together.

132

Boldomatic is NOT a place to pick on or intimidate people.

Don't like someone's post, don't follow them.

112

Wow, that was rather inappropriate.

Let's be friends.

193

I had a great time last night...well thats what the police report says.

238

This year I'm secretly stuffing the turkey with marijuana so everyone can relax and enjoy my cooking for once.

164

I have just one word for beautiful women with questionable morals, poor decision making skills and an insatiable sex drive:

"Hi".

159

It's like I'm the only drunk person at this yoga class.

279

If you have to ask if it's too early to drink wine, you're an amateur and we can't be friends.

189

I want to sleep for two years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank

269

Noticing how beautiful the city lights are at night while getting chased by the cops.

187

Today a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.....apparently "in HD" was not the right answer...

345

I'm not saying I did terrible things last night, but Satan woke up on my couch and won't make eye contact with me...

245

tomorrow (noun)

a mystical land where 99 percent of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.

201

I'm opening a gym called "Resolutions". It will have exercise equipment in it for the first two weeks, then it turns into a bar for the rest of the year.

255

I thank you for your part in my journey.

13

We talk so much about leaving A Better Planet to our kid's,
that we forgot to leave Better kid's to our planet !!
Educate Your kid's !!

SAY "" NO "" TO THEM :

EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE :

19

And I am feeling so small
It was over my head
I know nothing at all

And I will stumble and fall
I'm still learning to love
Just starting to crawl

And I will swallow my pride
You're the one that I love
And I'm saying goodbye

Say something
I'm giving up on you
And I'm sorry that
I couldn't get to you

21

And I promise; I will not laugh, or revel in your pain, like you do, if, or when, it happens to you.

I promise, I will feel the hurt, for (and with) your wounded heart.

I will feel for (and with) YOU.

21

I don't want to be a grown up anymore.

It's not nearly as much fun as it was supposed to be.

21

Will my path of life ever cross yours...

again?

24

This is the first day of my life

I'm glad
I didn't die
before I met you

But now
I don't care
I could go anywhere
with you

And
I'd
probably
be
happy

21

Let me be your stripper whose rent is due tomorrow.

15

Someday
When I'm awfully low
When the world is cold
I will feel
a glow
Just
thinking of you
And the way
you look
tonight

21

I call you Honey
because you're so sweet

I call you Angel
because you're so graceful

I call you my Love
because you fill my heart

I call you Sunshine
because you light up my life

I'd just would love to hear you call me

MINE

25

All these rainy days
we spend cuddling in the bed
All these sunny days
we were fooling around

singing and listening songs
playing guitar

I thought
it would be
always like this
all of the time

And I loved the world
and you
even more

21

nothing is infinite, not even loss

you are made of the sea and the stars,

and one day you are going to find yourself again

19

don't talk,
act.

don't say,
show.

don't promise,
prove.

12

A good guy
will tell you

you're
beautiful

A real gentleman
will make you
believe it

43

the only thing that looks good on me is you.

30

I like the way you
push me to see
things differently.
To see myself
through your eyes,
and to know, that
maybe, I'm doing
something right.

26

My heart

breaks

a little
when I
hear
your name

47

Have you never met a woman
who inspires you
to love
Until your every sense
is filled
with her
You inhale her
You taste her
You see your unborn children
in her eyes
and know that your heart
at last found
a home
Your life begins
with her
and without her
it must surely end

37

Don't turn my
head with
pretty words

Move me,
with raw
honesty

And take my
breath away

54

holding hands is a promise to one another that,just for a moment,the two of you don't have to face the world alone.

34

And don't think she doesn't love you
She's just loyal to her pain
It's the only constant in her desert heart
But your love's a missing rain

38

I hope you all find someone who gives you cute names and tells you it's adorable when you do embarrassing things and hugs you when it's early in the morning and makes you feel like you have a whole disneyland fireworks show going off inside your body and never ever lets you go

6

I guess we're all somebody's dayream, and somebody's nightmare.
Like it, or not.

6

Some mistakes are too much fun, to only make once.

11

Trust your heart, it beat before you were able to think!

6

I know everything happens for a reason, but sometimes I wish I knew what that reason was.

5

Legend says, when you can't sleep at night its because you are awake in someone else's dream.

So if everyone could stop dreaming about me...

THAT WOULD BE GREAT.

5

"Homosexuality is unnatural.." says this book, where snakes talk, apples set an eternal curse, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby!

7

I never needed you. I wanted you.

There's a difference.

333

The word "Listen" has the same letters as the word "Silent".

"So Shut Up"

249

getting no message is also a message...

258

Don't be ashamed of who you are.

That's your parents job.

270

lazy is a very strong word.
i like to call it selective participation.

279

Love what you have before life teaches you to love what you've lost.

284

If you asked me how many times you have crossed my mind I would say once, because you never really left.

289

See you all in church.

Just kidding, meet you at the bar.

176

I miss you a little... I guess you could say, a little too often, a little too much...

169

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