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Every time I put my phone on silent, it decides to play 'hide and seek'

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Cinderella never asked for a prince, she asked for a night off and a dress.

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That moment when you pour a bowl of cereal but realise there is no milk, so you just stand there wondering why bad things happen to good people.

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Doctor, I want a sex change.

From "none" to "some".

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I can't turn water into wine,
but I can turn pizza into breakfast

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loving someone who doesn't love you is like watching a star you know you can't reach.

but you need to keep on trying, cause stars can fall, right?

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Hey number between 1 and 10, when do you start thinking of ME?

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When asked if he'd rather have a baby brother or a baby sister, my brother gave it some thought and answered:
"A bicycle."

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