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Intellectual is the new hipster.

132

when the worlds zigs, zag.

105

The paradise is a place where sundays never ends.

171

you are a hurricane of a girl.

remember to breathe every once in a while, do not drown within your own storm.

111

DON'T HATE WHAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

238

YOUNG, WILD AND RETARDED.

262

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

104

I'm okay with my crazy.

85

I'm one of the nicest assholes you could ever hope to meet.

77

Let me tell you a bit about my background...

Well, It's green.

80

$I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them$

102

Sometimes I use big words I don't always fully understand in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

92

Patience is not about how long you can wait, but how well you behave while you are waiting.

134

if you cannot find peace within yourself, you will never find it anywhere else.

125

LOVE IS THE NEW BLACK.

52

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again

101

out of all the lies i've told, 'just kidding!' is my favourite.

94

If people wanna stare, make it worth their while.

58

Worried I am wasting my life worrying about wasting my life.

74

If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it, how bad a decision can it be

76

I can't tell you how many times I've had to cancel a date because my dog keeps dying.

57

Gonna put a selfie on top of the Christmas tree because I am the star •

102

The most difficult part about walking away from someone is realizing that they don't care enough to attempt to stop you.

162

just because it's a bad idea, doesn't mean it's not going to be a good time...

116

YOU SHOULD STOP TELLING LIES ABOUT ME.

OR I WILL START TO TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT YOU.

144

Me: for Christmas I
want a unicorn.

Santa: be realistic!

Me: ok I want a
boyfriend.

Santa: what colour do
you want your
unicorn?

153

Make the party worth the hangover

121

just spooning my boyfriend...

out of his container...

its ice cream.

52

spilling a full beer you paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon

82

Keep reaching for the stars.

But, please, get a better deodorant.

98

When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing"
It does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing.

146

You know that voice that says, "Don't do that"?

Yeah, I don't have one of those.

99

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day unless you have dinner with me.

97

$oooO ( ) \ ( \,,,,) Oooo ( ) ) / (,,,,/ Catch Me If You Can$

61

I 'm gonna hang a Batman outfit in my closet just to screw with myself when I get Alzheimer's.

197

Haters will see you walk on water and say its because you can't swim.

212

having a vagina doesn't stop me from believing that my balls are bigger than yours.

201

I wear my weirdness on the outside.

164

I followed my heart and it led me into the fridge.

278

If I wanted to please everyone, I were born as Nutella

311

Never trust a warm toilet seat

303

If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between shit and syphillis!

407

Yes mom I know my room is a mess it's a metaphor for my life, i'm trying to be poetic.

462

With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything

783

I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

788

Telling a girl to "calm down" is like trying to baptize a cat.

566

Wear me like you mean it.

205

Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positive and you'll take their breath away.

629

I like the nights.

Some of my best days were nights.

582

Sun goes down earlier for short people.

664

I love making people who don't like me hate me more by just being me.

612

LET'S DO SOME "WE SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS" THINGS.

494

if you've been left, go write

254

Money is like manure. If we spread it around, it does a lot of good, but if we pile it up, it stinks.

196

If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.

572

Not full of get up & go so much as lay down & die.

181

I tripped and fell in love.

Don't worry, I brushed that shit off.

409

A lot of people cry when they cut onions, the trick is not to form an emotional bond.

396

The trouble with jogging is, by the time you realize you're not fit for it, it's too far to walk back •

409

I love you so much
that I would tell you
if I dropped your toothbrush in the toilet.

224

I'm having one of those days that's not a Saturday.

233

Keep your face towards the sunshine
and shadows will
fall behind you.

234

Don't be sad laundry,
no one is doing me either

222

soon as you realize love is in the air, somebody farts.

203

Sometimes, you just have to put tape on your nipples and go running in the rain.

124

Kiss me like your ex is watching

256

You don't have to be a cowboy to ride off into the sunset.

203

i just burnt my tongue on some food

they say the ones you love hurt you the most

797

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