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Posts Liked by MajorPootie

Dating is like falling in love with a song on the radio then committing to the album; hoping the rest of the songs aren't fucking garbage.

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Back in my day we didn't have Snapchat. If you wanted to show a girl your dick you went to the park in a trenchcoat.

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We're just suicidal kids telling other suicidal kids that suicide isn't the answer..

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