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Pretty sure the next update will get all bolders laid.

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5 kinds of fear

1. panic
2. terror
3. 15 missed calls from mom
4. "we need to talk"
5. "wrong password"

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HD porn is so clear that you can actually see how disappointed their parents are.

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I'm having a fruit salad for dinner. Its mostly grapes. Actually, its all grapes. Fermented grapes. Okay, I'm having wine for dinner.

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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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'Dude that song is old'.
'Well so is your mom, but you still listen to her.'

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Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again

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Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.

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