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Why don't I go to church? For the same reason you don't go unicorn hunting.

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I went to thesaurus.com and looked up the word 'ninjas.'

The site responded with, "Ninjas could not be found."

Nicely played, ninjas. nicely played.

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A lion does not concern himself with the opinions of sheep.

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If I say, "Oh god!" I am not referring to any specific god, just like if I say, "Oh shit!" I am not referring to any specific shit.

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Scientists have determined that marijuana use will lower your body temperature. This means, in layman's terms, that smoking pot does, in fact, make you cool.

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"Better safe than sorry?" "Believe in god because he might be real?" Isn't that kinda like saying, "Don't go to sleep because Freddy Krueger might be waiting?"

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When The Walking Dead is on, you shut the fuck up!

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Yes, I am an atheist.

If your god doesn't like it, let him tell me, not you.

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