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I'm gonna ignore you so hard you'll start to doubt your own existance.

148

The
difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza •

136

Better hit from the Bong then banged by her Dong

46

relationship starts with ...
"can we talk?"

and ends with ...
"we need to talk."

141

I like creating awkward silences

73

Wait...

was that a hallelujah moment?

52

please,

keep sending me drunk text messages. they are really funny and amusing. and i totally understand what they mean. and i definitely need 17 texts in a row to figure it out.

sincerely,
sober

57

the moment when
a certain scent automatically reminds you of somebody...

28

i loved.
i lost.

- and i survived.

76

"Destiny is when you find something, you've never been looking for and realize that you never wanted anything else."

•••

39

it is what it is. not what it could have been or what it should have been
- it is what it is.

40

IDIOTITIS:

A disease which causes the brain to shut down and the mouth to keep talking. Thousands are affected. Might be contagious.

Best defense:
Slap and run!

61

you look like a before picture

37

I wake up everyday intending to be productive and then a voice in my head says "Haha good one!" and we laugh and laugh and take a nap.

62

If fantasy was realistic -
reality would be fantastic.

181

Before you judge me, make sure you're perfect.

100

Why haven't you answered my call?

Because I was dancing to my ringtone

72

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

77

Whenever I delete an app on my phone,
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •

532

Home sweet mess.

409

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.

381

I WANT TO HAVE TEXT WITH YOU.

326

Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?”

163

I'll have a café mocha vodka valium latte to go please.

240

I'm an idealist.
I don't know where I'm going but I'm on my way.

272

the truth only hurts when it should.

312

How is the world supposed to know that you exist if you don't show you do!

3

i am as motivated as the guy who drew the japanese flag.

263

W
Y c I o
N o n i t r
e r i o t ' l
w k s t a y. s a d.

187

i'm sorry
for what
i said when i was hungry.

1

Till forever and one day...

1

On the bright side, at least my coffee will never get cold in hell.

151

I
AM
THE
DESIGNER
OF MY OWN CATASTROPHY

359

i'm sorry
for what
i said when i was hungry.

251

IF YOU WANT TO ACHIEVE GREATNESS STOP ASKING FOR PERMISSION

183

my life.
my choices.
my mistakes.
my lessons.
not your business.

261

color of your pants
+
the last thing you ate
=
your band name

43

Everything is made in China. Except babies. They are made in vaChina.

265

Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery;
None but ourselves can free our minds.

187

Free to choose,
but not free from the consequences of the choice.

227

You don't have a Valentine?

Some people don't have a mother on mother's day or a father on father's day, so
SHUT UP!

269

It's better to be late, than to arrive ugly.

449

Don't add winky face emoticons to anything unless you want me to take it sexually.

265

Quiet people have the loudest minds.

520

cheers to the freaking weekend!

279

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