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At the end of the day, life should ask us,
Do you want to save the changes?

317

It's
Pink
Wednesday
Boldomatic!

51

My heart and my brain only agree on one thing..

Food •

157

you are a hurricane of a girl.

remember to breathe every once in a while, do not drown within your own storm.

111

What Susie says
of Sally
says more of Susie
than of Sally.

Remember that.

199

I swear if my
memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.

231

Being a barista is tough. you have to deal with everyone before they've had their morning coffee.

116

own your shit,
so no one else can own you.

132

My children are dyslexic; they think 'Dad' is spelt ATM.

109

Effective immediately!

Trending and 24h Popular posts.

41

Dating an ex is the equivalent of failing a test you already had the answers to.

233

the only thing you should take personally
is your personality

166

Only very fit and healthy people have midnight snacks
It takes a great deal of physical and mental effort to get out of bed at such late hours

180

Quick!
No time to explain...
grab a donkey

134

There's no stronger sunscreen than sitting at the bar.

111

You're not fat! C'mon, chin up.

No, the other one...

195

I've never seen a Mcdonalds or a Burger King under construction.

They just show up.

389

10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion.

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.

473

I wish I had boobs so people would stop making eye contact with me.

458

Can you remember who you were before the world told you who you should be?

379

A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear.

Unless it's 3am.

And you're home alone.

And you don't have a baby.

427

I love you so much
that I would tell you
if I dropped your toothbrush in the toilet.

224

now i've got this feeling once again, i can't explain, you would not understand, this is not how i am

i... have become comfortably numb

186

If I wanted to please everyone, I were born as Nutella

311

To be in the 1%, you have to do what 99% won't.

288

Dear Ex,

Please don't be fooled by Adele, you'll never find someone like me.

377

"condoms
are ok!"

- the pope

102

Never trust a warm toilet seat

303

Porn titles always lack depth and imagination. Yes, we all know college girl is trying anal for the 1st time, but what's her major? Her dreams?

151

Favorite type of music to play during sex?

You.

198

I'm in competition
with no one..
have no desire
to play the game of being better than anyone..
just simply trying to be better than the person I was yesterday •

445

Major feed performance improvements for everyone.

Smile.

121

If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between shit and syphillis!

407

Right now, somebody is hard at work in a factory, shoving chocolate eggs up a bunny's ass, for you.

196

until 0% battery do us part

337

Explore.
Dream.
Discover.
Believe.

318

Yes mom I know my room is a mess it's a metaphor for my life, i'm trying to be poetic.

462

I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

788

With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything

783

Telling a girl to "calm down" is like trying to baptize a cat.

566

Today, 2 year olds can unlock an iPhone, open and close their favorite apps all by themselves.

When I was that age,
I was eating dirt.

617

Wear me like you mean it.

205

we live for nights nobody can remember with people we'll never forget

356

I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty

and I could not have described it any better

583

Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM

703

The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.

823

Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positive and you'll take their breath away.

629

Try to be less of a fucking piece of shit than you were yesterday.

- Buddha

531

I like the nights.

Some of my best days were nights.

582

Calm down, browser.
I cant make a connection either.

326

life is what happens when you put your phone down.

928

My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.

1135

lovers

that word really bums me out

..unless its between cheese and pizza

244

i just burnt my tongue on some food

they say the ones you love hurt you the most

797

And maybe at night when we're all a little too tired and a little too truthful, that's when we see ourselves for who we really are.

564

Ladies, lets take extra long to look stunning for all the guys we'll be ignoring tonight.

590

My immaturity keeps me young.

470

I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

1035

Ego is a race.
And in this race, the winner is the loser.

453

Darth Vader died for your sins.

177

go directly to hell.

do not pass GO.
do not collect $200.

280

in Denmark, we're so rich

we pay with crowns

564

I live for the nights that I can't remember with the people I won't forget.

478

They should ask us who we are instead of what we want to be.

526

Sun goes down earlier for short people.

664

My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"

812

I love making people who don't like me hate me more by just being me.

612

Tequila + me = lucky you!

276

You remind me of my big toe, cause i'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own

470

LET'S DO SOME "WE SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS" THINGS.

494

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.

534

she's a mess of gorgeous chaos & you can see it in her eyes.

332

if you've been left, go write

254

Faster than the speed of light is when you can take a bottle of beer out of the fridge before the light comes on.

263

Let's go camping.

In a hotel.
With a pool. And a spa.

427

You don't have to be a cowboy to ride off into the sunset.

203

Money is like manure. If we spread it around, it does a lot of good, but if we pile it up, it stinks.

196

Here's a tissue, you have a little bullshit on your lip.

445

Ironically, the fight between the mind and the heart always ends up hurting the liver.

417

If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.

572

some are playing hard to get while i'm playing hard to want

285

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone?... That's common sense leaving your body.

395

Dear Ex..

When you see me, i want you to recognize what you had, regret what you've lost, and realize what you're never getting back.

Sincerly Me

388

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

734

words are my favourite visuals.

174

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

326

I tripped and fell in love.

Don't worry, I brushed that shit off.

409

Not full of get up & go so much as lay down & die.

181

I am one Candy Crush invite away from murdering someone.

386

A lot of people cry when they cut onions, the trick is not to form an emotional bond.

396

that awkward moment when I'm drunk
and you're still ugly

478

I like to be alone.
But I would rather be alone with you.

523

The trouble with jogging is, by the time you realize you're not fit for it, it's too far to walk back •

409

lalochezia

(n.) the emotional relief gained from using abusive or profane language.

157

Most of the time I am convinced I have lost it. But sometimes, I think I am the main line of truth in the universe.

201

A tear drops as you walk away why cause I don't have my Nutella

1

Oh what the fuck you're hot that's how I walk up to prople

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