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Sometimes I wonder if I ever cross your mind, then I laugh at myself for even wondering if I do... of course I do, I'm the shit.

25

The people in horror movies would live much longer if they listened to the audience.

12

Saying "you don't have anything to be depressed about, your life is great"

is like saying
"what do you mean you have asthma? there is loads of air in here"

21

that's how you know you love somebody, I guess. when you can't experience anything without wishing the other person was there to see it too..

20

I'm stuck in a fortune cookie factory, please send help!

26

She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break - her heart. So don't hurt her, don't change her, don't analyze and don't expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she's not there.

30

Singing to a song you don't really know... But that 15 second part you do know is coming and your gonna own that shit.

42

Silence speaks when words can't.

35

I wish you could send yourself up here in a large box.

28

YOUR
PHONE SCREEN
IS BRIGHTER THAN YOUR FUTURE.

275

How come when your wife is pregnant, people rub her tummy and say "congratulations" but no one rubs your balls and says, "good job"?

16

That wasn't flirting
I was just nice to you

34

My head says peanut butter sandwich.

My heart
says pizza.

22

The most wonderful truth,
I miss you less every single day.

30

Be careful who you
make memories with.

Those things can
last a lifetime.

26

somewhere in my heart I will always dancing with you in the summer rain

23

When it hurts to
look back, and it
hurts to look
forward,

so you just,

stay.

34

I can't cook you say? Well, you've obviously never tried my cereal.

29

That's a horrible idea.

What time?

28

I don't need a gift from you,
because seeing you
would be gift enough.

22

a list of all the things I accomplished today
- nothing
- absolutely fucking
nothing
a list of all the things I needed accomplished today
- too many things
- I have lost count
- help me
- im drowning

29

Getting a text in the morning & reading it with one eye open

-_o

61

And I really needed you, today...

31

"One day you'll get sick of saying that everything's alright."

19

- I WANT I WANT I WANT -
Everyday you hear people
saying that they want.
Well this is what I want:
I want people who are sick
to be healed; I want children with no families to
be adopted; I want people and animals to never worry
about food and shelter;
most of all I want to see
people start to care

21

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.

141

I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere.

82

Dear Life,
when I said,
'Can my day get any worse',
it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

86

Have you ever noticed that a woman's
"be ready in 5 minutes"
and a man's
"be home in 5 minutes"
are exactly the same?

108

"Don't talk to strangers"
Well, how am i
supposed to make
friends.

14

Flirtationship = More than a friendship, less than a relationship

13

I feel happy when I am with you.

13

Let's get drunk
and make bad decisions •

19

Some people put walls up, not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to knock them down.

10

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'

26

We will always be friends until we are old and senile. Then we can be new friends.

33

Talk. Laugh. Love. Kid Around. Fight. Tease. Forgive. Understand. Have Fun. Paint. Make Music. Discuss. Cry. Console. Encourage. Support Each Other.
For Now and Forever.

33

Fri(END) Boyfri(END) Girlfri(END)

Everything Has An END Except Fam(ILY)=>It Has (I LOVE YOU)

30

Having a soulmate is not always about love. You can find your soulmate in a friendship too.

33

Friends are never a coincidence in your life, they are strangers meant to come into your life to bring you priceless lessons and funny memories •

26

There are some people who could hear you speak a thousand words and still not understand you

And there are others who will understand without you even speaking a word

50

That feeling, when someone believes in you, even when you don't believe in yourself.

49

The fastest way to being happy is to make other people happy.

You go first.

20

Volleyball is just a really
intense version of

"Don't let the balloon
touch the floor"

38

missing someone is your heart's way of reminding you that you love them

33

My mom used to say that playing Tetris will never help me in life.

Wrong!
How could I otherwise fill the dishwasher every day?

31

how frustrating it is, when you're like the only person who can see how evil and sneaky someone is and everyone else is like blind to it

20

You are AWESOME -
if someone doesn't see that:
FUCK 'EM

27

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them:-)

32

Sorry,
I wasn't paying attention..
I was thinking about having
sex with you •

27

You
are on
the top of
my 'to-do list'..
just thought you'd like to know •

31

I want you to know,
you'll always be a part of my soul.

29

Whatever
makes you feel bad, leave it..
whatever makes you smile, keep it •

27

The closer you look, the less you see.

27

I don't need you to fix me..
I need you to love me while I fix myself •

34

if you can still laugh in one of your darkest moments, you are a very strong person

49

Thanks for making me smile everyday.

You are awesome.

38

Don't pay attention to this post, I'm standing alone in public so I'm doing this to make it look like I'm texting.

40

Remember,

people say 'I love you' in different ways...

'eat something'

'get some sleep'

'have my fries'

'yeah i'll buy it for you'

64

Whenever I look at a book the remote bursts out laughing.

30

Today's going to be a good day!
Probably not for me!
But for somebody!

40

if
you
dance
with
your
heart,
your
body
will
follow

44

I romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast OUR song...

...a 30sec ad video
plays first.

109

they told me
I couldn't,

that's why I did.

129

if i had 1$ for everytime i got called beautiful i'd have 1$

thanks mom

117

Happiness
is the secret
to all beauty..
there is no beauty that
is attractive without happiness •

28

If a man expects his woman to be an angel in his life, then he should first create a heaven for her

18

Just because i'm
happy doesn't
mean I have to
smile

&

Just because
I smile doesn't
mean i'm happy

22

Dear Ladies:
You should never need to prove to other women that he's in love with you.
That's HIS job.

(Charles J. Orlando)

11

Do what makes you happy..
be with who
makes you smile..
laugh as much as you breathe
and love as long as you live •

22

The art of being happy is to be satisfied with what you have •

28

please smile. you look so wonderful when you're smiling.

yep. that's the smile i want to see on your face!

29

A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.

Irish proverb

37

People say,
do more of the things that
make you happy..
so come over here and let me do you •

32

To be happy, sometimes you just have to forget what's gone, appreciate what still remains and look forward for the good that's coming next •

36

Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum...

Watch out pillow, here I come!

3

thank you
bed

for letting me go to sleep

11

If we do not feel grateful for what we already have, what makes us think we'd be happy with more?

5

Don't be afraid of sharks. Fear the Big Macs. They are the real killers.

7

They say that LOVE is more important than MONEY

But have you ever trier to pay your bills with a HUG?

9

Drinking rum in the morning doesn't make you an alcoholic...

It makes you a Pirate!

6

How do you expect me to do homework assignments on my computer? Do you know what happens when I'm near a computer? This happens...

8

Not everyone is going to like you.

8

Sometimes I only wish to say "go and fuck yourself" but I received a good education ..

8

You can carry a rabbit's foot for luck, but remember:
It didn't work for the rabbit.

8

The best revenge is massive success.

Frank Sinatra

12

Enjoy life while you can, because one day you won't be able to.

16

Saying you're a good person doesn't make it so.

16

I don't want to brag or make anyone jealous but i can still fit into my earrings I wore in highschool.

19

Sometimes the universe removes a person from your life for your protection.

Don't run after them.

26

The deepest
thoughts
occur at
night •

22

Happy Monday,

says no one ever.

18

I liked it better when we liked each other.

34

your mom didn't spend 9 months forming your body so you can hate and destroy it.

42

If you expect the world to be fair with you because you are fair, you're fooling yourself. That's like expecting the lion not to eat you beacuse you didn't eat him.

103

"I'll do that tomorrow!"

-Me

6

men use love to get sex. women use sex to get love. I use coupons to get pizza

58

Never allow loneliness to drive you into the arms of someone you know you dont belong with

9

Relationships are harder now because conversations become texting, arguments become phone calls, and feelings become status updates.

34

Men, if you can't control your woman...

then you've found the right one.

53

The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.

823

You dont need tons of hashtags to make your popular.

#It #Doesn't
#Help #At #All!

8

Beauty doesn't count if 90% of it can be wiped off with some water...

#uglytruth

11

I think people spend too much time staring into screens and not enough time drinking wine, tongue kissing,
and dancing under the moon.

13

Anything is possible if you have no clue what the hell you're talking about...

38

Everything happens for a reason!

Sometimes the reason is that you are stupid and you make bad decisions.

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