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If I sneeze and fart at the same time, does my body take a screenshot?

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"tja"

- a German reaction to the apocalypse, Dawn of Gods, nuclear war, an alien attack or no bread in the house.

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I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious They think it's splendiferous, but it's just boondoggle!!

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If only I could freeze 7-10 degrees of this heat wave to use it in winter instead of Russian gas...

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I told a total stranger that her eyebrows were drawn on too high.

She looked surprised.

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For a real kiss you need both hands!

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Trust is like a paper once it's crumpled it can't be perfect again.

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“The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them.”

Ernest Hemingway

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