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BEFORE SEX...YOU HELP EACH OTHER GET NAKED, AFTER SEX YOU ONLY DRESS YOURSELF.

MORAL OF THE STORY: IN LIFE NO ONE HELPS YOU

ONCE YOU'RE FUCKED.

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Never
make eye contact while eating banana.

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Kid; Mom, what is dark humor?

Mom; Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid; Mom I'm blind
Mom; Exactly

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fun fact:
women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend actually thinking.

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$And then Satan said: "Put the alphabet in math."$

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I'm just one step away from becoming rich,
all I need now is money.

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Self-control

The only way to survive in this world ruled by idiots.

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The body wants sex.
The heart wants love.
The mind wants both.

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