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9 months before I was born, I went to a party with my Dad, and left with my Mom.

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in the beginning the Lord created gravity, and from there it all went downhill

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If you feed yourself to the wolves, you can't complain about being eaten.

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When you say 'good morning' but mean 'here the fuck we go again'

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"Das ist mein voller Ernst."

Gertrud (58) stellt ihren betrunkenen Ehemann vor.

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relax, however much your bum hurries it's always behind but it arrives.

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Please don't sit next to me
Please don't sit next to me
Please don't sit next to me
Please don't sit next to me
Please don't sit next to me
...

"Is this seat available?"

"sure"

...

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not all sins are Vatican validated

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