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I hope Antarctica wins the World Cup

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Imagine if trees gave off Wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees.

Too bad they only produce oxygen we breathe.

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Checking your phone to see what time it is

and checking it again because you weren't paying attention.

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"I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved, winning seven Tour De France races while on drugs.
When I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my bike"

-Willie Nelson

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Life is the most difficult exam.

Many people fail because they try to copy others -

Not realizing that everyone has a different question paper.

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I came home late that night when I suddently heard my phone ring, on the other side I heard a light, crackly voice saying "Daddy, I want to play the Knife game". I woke up and realized it was a dream, untill I see my daughter starring at me with a blood dripping knife in her hand.

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A girl heard her mom yell her name from downstairs, so she get up and started to head down. As she got to the stairs her mom pulled her in her room and said, "I heard that too"!

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In all the time I've lived in this house, I swear I've closed more doors than I've opened!

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