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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is not putting it into a fruit salad.

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BACTERIA
THE
ONLY
CULTURE
SOME
PEOPLE
HAVE

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Me: for Christmas I
want a unicorn.

Santa: be realistic!

Me: ok I want a
boyfriend.

Santa: what colour do
you want your
unicorn?

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Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean,

but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

114

Keep reaching for the stars.

But, please, get a better deodorant.

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That three second lap dance you get when someone passes you to sit in your row at the movies.

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Being famous on Instagram is like being rich on Monopoly.

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according to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

you're welcome.

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