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Being honest may not get you a lot of friends but it'll always get you the right ones
-John Lennon

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Men: if you ever want to know what a woman's mind feels like,imagine a browser with 2,837 tabs open.

All.The.Time.

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There's just one legitimate synonym for Friday:

boom shakalaka

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just wondering.
on a scale from 1 to david hasselhoff...

how drunk were you planning on getting this evening?

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do you know that awesome feeling when you get into bed, fall right to sleep, stay asleep all night, and wake up feeling refreshed?

me neither.

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I'm not sleeping. I'm just trying to calm my swag down.

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3am phone call...
"hey, are you asleep?"
... "no, I'm skydiving."

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Sex, Food, Sleep, & Poops. General male happiness depends on how good these 4 things are at any given time.

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