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$Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem.$

$Dear math, now you're already adult: solve your own problems alone Sincerly. Student$

Studying =
Student + Dying

Make friends with three people:

a law student, a police officer,
and a bartender.

Teacher:
what comes after 69"?
Student,
"Mouthwash"
Teacher;
" GET OUT"

"A student in bed will remain in bed until acted upon by a large enough panic" - Newton's lesser known fourth law

Conspiracy
theories and chill.

Let's get illuminaughty.

In case no one told you today:
* You're beautiful
* You're loved
* You're needed
* You're alive for a reason
* You're stronger than you think
* You're gonna get through this
* I'm happy you're alive
* Don't give up