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My favorite co-worker is the coffee machine.

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Cleaning my house:

10% Cleaning.
30% Complaining.
60% Playing with the stuff I've found!

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I got tired of looking at all those leaves in my yard, so I got up off the couch and went into action. I closed the curtains.

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Society is going to judge you anyway, so do whatever you want to do •

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i'm playing that game where the floor is made of lava, so I obviously can't get out of my bed or I'll die.

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Get a job. Go to work. Get married. Have children. Follow fashion. Act normal. Walk on the pavement. Watch TV. Obey the law. Save for your old age

Now repeat after me: 'I'm free'

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The doctor told me to stop masturbating and when I asked why he said, "Because you're in a doctor's office. That's disgusting."

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Garçon, sors ton cerveau du caleçon.

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