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me: mum, what's the weather supposed to be like?

mum: COLD. very cold for the next few days, i'll be waering a padded bra. you don't want people seeing hard nipples.

me: OH MOTHER OF GOD...
KILL ME NOW!

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Hey GOP leaders: too late to say Trump's comments shocked you. They're as natural as the weather for him, and we all knew this. Bye.

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only 90s kids remember when Al Gore was "just as bad" as George W. Bush, and then we had two needless wars and an economic collapse

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It's not about ABORTION RIGHTS, news writers. It's WOMEN'S RIGHTS. We are the ones whose physical sovereignty is denied by these unjust laws

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RIP the dinosaurs. Can't believe it's 65 million years already.
Always in my thoughts.

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You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

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nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute •

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I don't have attention deficit disorder.
I have this isn't interesting enough to pay attention to disorder.

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