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There will come the day when all Coalas die.

It will be the Eucalypse.

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You were so attractive until you texted me with your hideous grammar.

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If you didn't want me to build a pancake catapult why did you leave me unsupervised for 4 and a half minutes?

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Sometimes, what doesn't kill you,

fucks you up mentally.

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If you don't laugh during sex at least once...

You're having sex with the wrong person.

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Kiss the hell out of me please.

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When I say "let's watch a movie together."

What I'm really saying is lets fuck each other senseless while a movie plays in the background.

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Ride me like you stole me.

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