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TATTOO ARTIST: "What
do you want to do?"

RICHARD: "Get rich, buy
a house near the sea and spend most of my days waterskiing."

TATTOO ARTIST: "Oh, I meant for a tattoo."

RICHARD: "A butterfly."

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PROS OF BEING A SCOTTISH CATTLE:
- Colourful fur
- Living the bovine life
- Rarely cold

CONS OF BEING A SCOTTISH CATTLE:
- Terrible at bowling

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Coming across
as wise is in fact quite easy.

Just think of a stupid thing to say and then
don't say it.

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#03 "Sorry I can't"

The ground is lava.

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A great idea can fit on a beer mat.

Beer, for example

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Baking is
a piece of
cake.

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SHE: "I don't like this place."

HE: "Yeah, me neither, everyone here is kinda backwards."

BENJAMIN BUTTON:
"I heard that."

7

"Where is he?
Did Gareth Bale again?"

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