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the irony of clouds during a solar eclipse is that we dont want one object blocking another so we can see one object blocking another

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NOTHING makes a monday better than finding out it's sunday

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i've been trying to give up sexual innuendos, but it's hard... so very hard

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I DON'T USUALLY TALK ABOUT MY EXPENSIVE TRIPS,
BUT I JUST GOT BACK FROM THE GROCERY STORE.

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Starting to think that the secret to happiness is being too dumb to realize how terrible everything is.

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Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders, and we're all stoked and offer to help...

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I am always on my best behaviour.

It just so happens that my best behaviour isn't very good.

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you think you are a single consciousness but you are actually a colony of 100 billion neurons all in agreement with each other in your head. an amazing feat, really and so its no wonder some of us are internally conflicted. slack should be granted to them.

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