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Don't become the monsters that you fight

peace
is better than justice

Du wirst gebraucht, geliebt, geschätzt,
niemand gibt's, der Dich ersetzt.

ich bin heute mal so voller power, ich könnte bäume
ansehen.

if you are cooler than me,
does this mean i am hotter than you?

ich kann so leute nicht leiden, die 5x an der türe klingeln, obwohl man beim ersten mal schon "ich bin nicht da" gerufen hat.

laut meinem kontoauszug unterstütze ich ständig so ein hilfsprojekt im amazon.

morgens zu joggen ist echt nix für mich...

ständig schwappt der kaffee über den rand meiner tasse...

ich will nicht behaupten, dass ich morgens schwer in die gänge komme, aber der bewegungsmelder im flur reagiert schonmal nicht.

every summer's kiss
is grounded in unspoken truth

What the fuck do birds have to be so happy about at 5am?

It takes 30 seconds to type someone a message that could make them smile for hours.

Wenn mich das Leben fickt, denke ich oft dabei an jemand anderen!

Vorteil an einem Badezusatz mit Minzöl:
Nase wieder frei

Nachteil:
Halbblinde Senioren folgen Dir, in der Hoffnung die Apothekentür zu finden...

Keine Schokoriegel am Morgen.

Bin marslos enttäuscht.

Ich bewundere deine Gelassenheit!

- Das ist Desinteresse.

When you are stressed, you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

The blood of the poor has always been subsidizing the lives of the rich. With all the money taken from Iraq alone, and that is billions, from oil and gold and the country's immense wealth, every refugee fleeing their country must be housed in the country of their 'liberators'.

The pieces of my life.
They are all coming together to conspire against me.

$.,,,. \(ˆ°ˆ)/ !YaY! 4 fRiDaY •~•~•$

what goes around will come back around

Everybody knows how to love but, few people know how to stay in love with one person forever.

Bolders, you give me your time.
I want to thank you for such a thoughtful gift!

Apologies
Don't mean
Anything
If you keep
Doing what
You're
Sorry
For

Love makes our friends a little dearer... peace brings us a little nearer.

An den Scheidewegen des Lebens stehen keine Wegweiser.

Charlie Chaplin

Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect!

Um morgens im Bad Zeit zu sparen, bin ich einfach schon schön.

I licked it, so it's mine

auf dem Boden der Tatsache liegt eindeutig zu wenig Glitzer

If you think the Mount Everest is high, come and see my Mount Laundry!

Wenn du in den Spiegel schaust und siehst, dass du älter geworden bist, dann ahme das Geräusch eines Furzes nach und sage "scheiss drauf!"

Today I am one big fucking ray
of sunshine! Actually I am a solar flare.

How are you?

I have a date with my kitchen tonight!

You realize a lot of things when you stop for awhile.

I'm a proud grandfather that just loves to the sound of my little grand daughter breathe into the phone!

independence from what?

united by humanity, divided by politics

Tomorrow
is a big day for me. Wish me luck;-)

Nature is busy
creating absolutely
unique individuals,
whereas culture
has invented a
single mould to
which all must
conform. It is
grotesque.

We are not ready to be part of the world right now. Please come back later.

The idea is flawed. Not you.

Nach einem Blick in den Spiegel habe ich beschlossen, heute auf die inneren Werte zu setzen.

When you're in the deep end, you might as well dance.

well, that's how we all are.

Die Freiheit nehm ich mir.

Hearts are wild creatures.

That's why they our ribs are cages.

H2 Ohh
I need to drank some water!

Disconnected
people

Everyone is out walking their dog. I am out walking myself. Oh dear.

The world
could really do
with another
Mahatma Gandhi
right now.

McDonald's needs a Happy Meal for mom's:
1 a bottle of wine,
2 three Xanax
3 and a sleeve of THIN MINTS .

Cop: Ma'am what's in the bottle?

Me: Oh just some water.

Cop: Ma'am that's wine.

Me: JESUS DID IT AGAIN!

It's a strange and destructive mindset; that nothing can be worth anything unless you beat someone to it, even if you have to lie to achieve it.

Jetzt, wo Grossbritannien raus ist, werden Produkte aus England wohl teurer.

Schade, jetzt können wir uns keinen Regen mehr leisten.

selbst unumstössliche Erkenntnisse können untergraben werden.

Is your name VapoRub? Because you help me breathe more easily.

Sometimes music is the only thing that gets your mind off of everything else, or someone.

I like being alone, listening to music in my own world, AWAY from all the bullshit in life.

My heart breaks a little, when I hear your name.

Du bist frech!

-

Nein, verbal überlegen..

I wonder if in the year 2020 all people will have perfect vision?

Love is magic in our lives. Make it beautiful!

Die Sorge, dass ich wegen der blöden Autokorrektur eines Tages etwas versautes schreibe, wichst täglich.

It's so easy to let the others do the thinking!

Music can find its way to my soul in seconds.

I don't have any bad habits.

I am good at all of them.

It is not enough to dream of PEACE. Sometimes you have to vote for it too.

Jemand,der auf seine Privatsphäre verzichtet,weil er nichts zu verbergen hat,ist wie jemand,der auf seine Meinungsfreiheit verzichtet,weil er nichts zu sagen hat.

Edward Snowden

Mann, sogar mein Absatz ist höher als dein Niveau ... und ich trage Flipflops.

If you are feeling alone, angry and out of control, please move away from the gun.

We are all dead when the world no longer mourns a death •

"The are really three days of your life that people will sit up and take notice of you: The day you are born. The day you get married. The day you die."

You did not have to speak, and yet, I understood everything there was to know, about Love.

"The more you play with it, the harder it get"

Slogan for ?

Manchmal schlafe ich so tief, dass ich am Morgen im Keller aufwache.

Never stop chasing the light •

What has happened to our moral compass?

differences are

a. good
b. dangerous

Who are all these people voting for Trump? Don't they bold?

Never give up on your Angel. They need you sometimes more than you need them...

When I get to Heaven, I hope they have a nice cocktail waiting for me.

wer 'ne klappe wie ich hat, braucht keine muckis

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OK! NOBODY LEAVES

WHO ATE MY
CHOCOLATE ??

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i know i could try
looking for
something new

but wherever i go
I am looking for you

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OK! NOBODY LEAVES

WHO ATE MY
CHOCOLATE ??

Immerhin tut der Regen den Blumen gut.

zumindest den Seerosen....

I'm British.

I have a sense of humour.

We all do. How else could we live here?

I'm not interested in football, but I'm excited about all the battles in the streets of France.

FREE
LOVE

Soccer Bloody Soccer

Employee
of the month in a one-man-show.

Wer sich nicht wehrt, landet
am Herd.

Damn it is hot outside!!!

Oracle•

Goodnight Moon

Very soon...

8,5 cm
reichen völlig aus, um eine Frau glücklich zu machen.

Dabei ist es absolut unbedeutend, ob Visa oder Mastercard draufsteht..... :-)

Wozu Urlaub?

Facebook macht auch keine Ferien.

My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch.

...I call it "lunch."

$-Hello Saturday- ,,,, ( ' ' ) . ? . \ / | _/ \_ `nbn` ___________________________ ___________________________$

Going for lunch...

"A wine please."

"MISS THIS IS
MCDONALDS"

"Ok, a McWine please."

if you've got them by the BALLS, their hearts and minds will fellow •

sometimes people say unkind or thoughtless things. when they do, it is best to be a little hard of hearing.

sleep won't do shit if your soul is tired •

$sorry i can't go to work tomorrow i fractured my MOTIVATION.$

views expressed by the author may not reflect his original intentions.

Challenges are what makes life interesting, overcoming them makes it meaningful

You cant use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have

It's nice to be important

but it's more important to be nice

Everyone makes me happy, some people when they come, others when they go

Dear Friday, I am so glad we are back together and I am sorry you had to see me with Monday-Thursday but I swear I was thinking only of you the whole time

The real power of a man is the size of the smile of the woman sitting next to him

Love and peace is more than two fingers

Damn i am sleepy today. I wonder why?

...Bold

"BOLD,
James BOLD"

It's more dangerous when I'm silent...

I'm rarely bored alone. I am bored often in groups or crowds.

"Sometimes I can feel my bones straining under the weight of all of the lives I'm not living."

Die kürzeste Antwort auf etwas ist es einfach zu tun.

Everything in this world is either a potato or not a potato.

We Can Do It!

Sie lügen wie gedruckt.
Wir drucken wie sie lügen.

I missed you all day.

Ich schreibe frei.

Aber nicht ganz fehlerfrei.

everyone smiles in the same language

dicht dichten - nüchtern gegenlesen

by udo lindenberg

Hab Siri gefragt was Frauen wollen.

Sie redet nun schon seit 20 Minuten ununterbrochen und mein Akku ist gleich leer.

Meine Lieblingsbrötchen
beim Bäcker sind:

"Das da" und
"nein, eins weiter links"

<+> SBB

Wenn in der S-Bahn ein besserer Platz frei wird und du trotzdem sitzen bleibst, um die Gefühle deines Sitz - Nachbarn nicht zu verletzen.

Ich bin mittlerweile im 4. Monat und langsam sieht man schon was.

Kevin, 19, lässt sich einen Bart wachsen.

everything is good in the end
---
if its not good, its not he end

it's not how many books you read but how much you learned from it •••

WASSER !

Mein Lieblingsgetränk nach zu viel Lieblingsgetränk.

Wer täglich Joggen geht,
verlängert sein Leben um Jahre ...

Verbringt die aber,
wie scho gesagt,
mit Joggen.

Ich mag Waffeln.

Einige meiner besten Freunde haben einen an der Waffel !

In meinem Alter hat man entweder die Kohle oder den Body.
Ich habe weder noch.

yes I'm an artist but this does not mean I work for free! I have bills just like you!

float
like
a butterfly
sting
like
ali.

In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm.

Was mich am Regen stört? Seine Einstellung! Immer so von oben herab.

Achtsamtkeit in der Zweisamkeit schützt vor Einsamkeit!

Hast du eine Ahnung, wo die Kekse hingekommen sind?

Die Fokoladenkekfe? Nein, kein Fimmer.

The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.

you will never look like the girl in the magazine, the girl in the magazine doesn't even look like the girl in the magazine.