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pessimist: the glass is half empty
optimist: the glass is half full
engineer: the glass is totally oversized

*Opens box of cereal*

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I wouldn't have to manage my anger if people would learn to manage their stupidity.

Can we go home now?

I hoped growing old

would take longer.

We hear a lot from those who have nothing to say.

Take two blabla and call me in the morning

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