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Lots of small dick energy coming out of the Kremlin lately.

#Ukraine

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Two hikers spot a grizzly bear. One takes off running.

"Where are you going? You can't outrun a bear!"

"I don't have to outrun the bear! I just have to outrun yooouuu...!"

#slow

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I GET MOST OF MY EXERCISE THESE DAYS FROM SHAKING MY HEAD IN DISBELIEF

Reposted from Sirskitten

#plo

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There is little point in "saving the planet"

if you are unwilling to save the people who are on it.

#Ukraine

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reposted by JMBis and Mathilda

Overheard at home:

Son: Is that the movie with Kevin Bacon in it?

Daughter: Isn't *any* movie "that movie with Kevin Bacon in it?"

#true, #fair, #good, #point

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Tonight I overheard "nipple" used as a verb

and we're not even anywhere close to midnight, yet...

#2022

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