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Chuck Norris once stared directly into an eclipse

Sun went blind

#lies, #eclipse

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The best way to win a rigged game

is to not play.

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Once upon a time we talked about "victimless crimes."

Now instead we have crimeless victims.

#lies

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Dumping your dirty dishes into the sink

is not "cleaning up after yourself" in the kitchen.

#Baby, #Rocket-List, #Parenting

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reposted by YAYStephanie

You'll never be criticized by someone who is doing more than you.

You'll always be criticized by someone who is doing less.

Shezhad Ahmad

Reposted from UsualMan

#PLO

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DIRECTION IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN SPEED

Reposted from schnudelhupf

#PLO, #fact

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