StrainMuscle's Posts

I THINK I MAY NEED PROFESSIONAL HELP.....

A CHEF, A BUTLER AND A MAID SHOULD DO IT!

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What if there were no strangers?

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It's okay

My sarcasm fixes your stupidity

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only a few people care.

the rest are just curious.

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The Life I know
is far from
the one I live.
Still it clings
to the edge
of everything
I do and say.
My hope is
the two will blend
to one some day.

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The Life I know
is far from
the one I live.
Still it clings
to the edge
of everything
I do and say.
My hope is
the two will blend
to one some day.

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be honest when in trouble
be simple when in welth
be polite when in authority
be silent when in anger

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A writer is simply a photographer of thoughts.

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We hear a lot from those who have nothing to say.

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My decision making skills closely resemble that of a squirrel when crossing a street.

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feed your dreams, and starve your Insecurities

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it's so hard being a single mother when you don't have any kids and you're a male.

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If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.

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Someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before god could catch them smoking.

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I HATE TO CANCEL.

I KNOW WE MADE PLANS TO GET TOGETHER TONIGHT,
BUT THAT WAS TWO HOURS AGO,

I WAS YOUNGER THEN AND FULL OF HOPE.

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We are living in the age of global warming and human coldness.

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I'm sorry I don't take orders, I barely take suggestions.

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I have more conversations in my head than I do in real life.

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The hardest thing in life is to learn which bridge to cross and which to burn

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Today I heard a guy on the street say, "It's chowder season, baby!" so I pushed him in front of a bus because those are awesome last words

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Everybody needs imaginary friends.

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I've woken up over 10,000 times and I'm still not used
to it.

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What doesn't kill you gives you a set of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a dark sense of humor.

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A condom
would have prevented this post.

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If you understand the lie...it reveals the truth
-KRS One

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I am a writer, anything you say or do may be used in a story.

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I HATE TO CANCEL.

I KNOW WE MADE PLANS TO GET TOGETHER TONIGHT,
BUT THAT WAS TWO HOURS AGO,

I WAS YOUNGER THEN AND FULL OF HOPE.

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