Sledge's Posts

People think I go out of my way to piss them off.

...but it's not out of my way at all.

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...what doesn't kill you, will probably try again.

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Being an adult is all about being tired, telling people how tired you are, and listening to other adults tell you how tired they are.

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A couple of kids asked me today what it was like for me growing up.

...so I took their phones, shut off their internet, gave them a popsicle, and told them to go outside til the street lights came on.

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The internet was down for a few hours...

...but it's ok, because I met some really nice people!

Turns out the live in my house...

...and claim to be my family.

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Sign in a company restroom:

"All employees must stop crying before returning to work"

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