Sasquatchprime's Posts

I'm definitely looking into becoming the world's only Slam Poetry Sasquatch. There will be strict criteria, however, so put your listening all-CAPS on, Daddios, not Didos, but maybe a few dildos and dally along. Dress codes will be as follows for scheduled spontaneous shows: black, long-sleeve turtleneck tops, black berets, and a soul patch. If you don't have a soul patch, do you even Slam, Bro?

Venues TBA
Dates TBA
Tennessee Valley Authority TVA
National Basketball Association NBA
Way too hands-y TSA
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Sometimes good enough is good enough and that's good enough for me.

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I thought the rapture was supposed to happen today?

Oh well, I saw Jesus singing Rapture by Blondie when I woke up so the day's not a total loss

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I don't say "Yessiree Bob" or "no way José" nearly enough

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The good things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

I'm fine with that. I'm a frequent Goodwill shopper anyway and second hand suits me.

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It's time for me to go get naked and rub myself.

(I mean, to take a shower you dirty minded f'ers)

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