pixtor's Posts

Hey Ladies
let's make a Baby Yoda, the one that will get it can also keep it.

Bin dann mal tschüss...

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When I take a cab I always ask the cabdriver: how many people kissed in your cab?

Cabdriver with a big smile: so many.

And how many fucked in your cab? Cabdriver face: Priceless.

Falsche Menschen haben ein Image zu erhalten.

Authentischen Menschen gehts am Arsch vorbei.

eulekauzig and schnudelhupf like this

"Ficken?"

"Das fragst du mich einfach so?!
Der sexuelle Kontakt sollte ein magischer Moment sein!"

"Abrakadabra! Ficken?"

#sex

Hab gehört Kokosnuss Öl sei gut für den Sex.

Wieviel muss man den von dem Zeugs trinken?

#sex, #coconut, #kokosnuss

Ich möchte 60 Meter unter der Erde mit einer Tierhaut begraben werden. Ich lehne es ab, dass zukünftige Generationen glauben, ich hätte mit euch rumgehangen.

Reposted from pixtor

swatchUSA likes this

Wer im Frühling nur auf die Blüte und nicht auf die Wurzeln eines Menschen schaut, erlebt vielleicht ein heißen Sommer aber hat spätestens im Herbst die Erkenntnis, dass es ein kalter Winter wird.

mir-jam likes this

I want to be buried 60 meters underground with an animal skin. I refuse that future generations believe that I was hanging out with you.

eulekauzig likes this

Ich möchte 60 Meter unter der Erde mit einer Tierhaut begraben werden. Ich lehne es ab, dass zukünftige Generationen glauben, ich hätte mit euch rumgehangen.

projecto and eulekauzig like this

reposted by pixtor

Wenn du das Gefühl hast dein Leben steht vor einem Haufen Scheiße, einfach weglaufen. Denn, wenn Blockbusters uns gelernt haben, ist das von Explosionen weglaufen verdammt geil aussieht.

#jealous

Wenn du das Gefühl hast dein Leben steht vor einem Haufen Scheiße, einfach weglaufen. Denn, wenn Blockbusters uns etwas gelernt haben, ist das von Explosionen weglaufen verdammt geil aussieht.

Bin im Wörterbuch zufällig aufs Wort "unerklärlich" gestoßen.

Da gabs eine Erklärung dazu.

Verarschen kann ich mich selbst!

eulekauzig and nash like this

When pornstars get a award, do they also thank there mom and dad, all the family members and friends for believing in them?

#pornstar

stargater and petegutz2 like this

Verlobung 2000.-
Ringe 1200.-
Hochzeit 8000.-
Kleid 1200.-
Anzug 800.-
Hochzeitsreise 7500.-
Haus 450000.-

Lass uns doch einfach Freunde bleiben.

eulekauzig likes this

Who the fuck is Dave?

#dave

ZeepBella and lindaann like this

Every mobile phone can be folded,
if you are strong enough.

#mobilephone

ZeepBella likes this

Jedes Mobile Phone lässt sich falten, wenn man kräftig genug ist.

Katinka_Minka, schnudelhupf and eulekauzig like this

reposted by Katinka_Minka

Expecting change from the couch is like waiting at the train station for a ship.

#change, #ship, #election, #climatechange, #globalwarming, #politics, #future, #humans, #planet, #vote, #turningpoint, #antitrump, #makelove

guggigirl, juliettebravo, eulekauzig and MyM like this

Bin dann mal in der Pause...

juliettebravo and eulekauzig like this

SHUT THE
FUCK UP
&
LISTEN TO THE
BIRDSONG

lindaann and eulekauzig like this

Have
a nice querky!

#quirky

JodieT likes this

Mein Vorsatz fürs neue Jahr:

Ich werde all meinen FB Freunden zum Geburtstag gratulieren... antizipiert.

Happy birthday friends.

Done

Have a merry alles und a happy sowieso.

guggigirl, eulekauzig and ZeepBella like this

je t'aime
moi non plus

Flausen unter dem Krausen

eulekauzig likes this

Always carry a little crazy with you. You never know when you'll need it.

Reposted from misterlab

eulekauzig, misterlab, UserOne, dor1316 and KnightofSIAL like this

The best wine is not the one most expensive, the best wine is the one shared with its best friends.

eulekauzig, KnightofSIAL and JodieT like this

Der beste Wein ist nicht der
teuerste, der beste Wein ist der den man mit seinen besten Freunden teilt.

eulekauzig and KnightofSIAL like this

Wouldn't there be so many idiots on this planet its the earth who would be shining at the sun.

guggigirl and bold like this

Do you ever get bored on the internet and than you grab your phone to see what the little internet is up to?

#internet, #overdose

ZeepBella, siouxz and JodieT like this

Der Morgen verlief gut, zu gut und dann bin ich Menschen begegnet.
Das Glück hängt manchmal wirklich nur an einem seidenen Faden.

#glück

eulekauzig likes this

For the youngest among us,
Led Zeppelin is not an illuminated airship.

#ledzeppelin, #LED

eulekauzig, dor1316, Fionacatherine and juliettebravo like this

Pour les plus jeunes entre nous, Led Zeppelin nest pas un ballon dirigeable illuminé.

#ledzeppelin, #LED

Drakonan and eulekauzig like this

reposted by eulekauzig

#respect, #arethafranklin

eulekauzig likes this

Why did god create men before women?

Because it takes a second try to make it better.

#god, #women, #men, #creation, @guggigirl

eulekauzig, InfluenceNoise, guggigirl and jmb like this

juliettebravo likes this

I am the tour guide of my own life.

Stig300, FrankFilocamo, Luenchen, meohmy and InfluenceNoise like this

I am not lazy I just lack motivation to do nothing.

guggigirl, InfluenceNoise, dor1316, FrankFilocamo and ErikSmit like this

Today i am about as useless like the h in Spaghetti.

#pasta

InfluenceNoise likes this

If i cry and laugh at the same time, will i have a rainbow on my cheeks?

#rainbow

jmb, lovemychouchou, Luenchen, JodieT, KnightofSIAL and jaybyrd like this

Let me quickly wear a smile and i come.

#smile

InfluenceNoise and jaybyrd like this

I am 99% sure that i am a unicorn stallion.

#unicorn

KnightofSIAL, UserOne, MyM and guggigirl like this

If I actually told you that Santa Claus is coming to town is #FakeNews would you believe me?

Fionacatherine, wizeoldsoul, InfluenceNoise and lindaann like this

$The only moments i am willing to believe in god for fraction of a second is Friday evening around 5 o'clock.$

JodieT and jaybyrd like this

A Crêpes that is good and well made, with lot's of love is not a option.

InfluenceNoise likes this

And you think you got a bad day?
Think about those Italians who are working at Ikea right now.

#italia, #football

kfasheldon, InfluenceNoise, ehab_faris and guggigirl like this

reposted by ehab_faris

Watch out earthlings, you are going to be so fucked.

kfasheldon and JodieT like this

NOBILLAG
NOBRAIN

Hey alcohol, lets talk. I guess last time we started on the wrong booze.

#booze

timothy21 and bold like this

I am kinda like a cat, i need someone to take care of me altough i can take care of me all by myself.

#cat

veky, JodieT, guggigirl and MyM like this

I'f realy tried with this humans.
Can i please go back to my home planet now!

#planet, #humans, #future, #politics, #globalwarming, #climatechange, #stupidity, #election

perellano, Sunshine123, juliettebravo and JodieT like this

I love the wild side of perfection.

jmb, JodieT, UserOne, aana, guggigirl, Bettydent and purplechill like this

Last uns verrückt sein sonst drehen wir noch durch.

Sunshine123, laut and niniel like this

Let's go crazy otherwise we gonna be mad.

Sunshine123, purplechill and niniel like this

Fighting against racism is not political.

It's humanistic.

Ziya and juliettebravo like this

Hab letzte Nacht mal drüber nachgetanzt.

Okay bin dabei.

Luenchen, guggigirl, Campo and dor1316 like this

Two planet meet in space.

-Hey dude, you look bad
-Yeah iam sick.
-Whazup?
-I catched the Homo
Sapiens.
-Ah, don't worry, I had it
allready. It will pass
quick.

Authlander and Bettydent like this

Ich wollte nur kurz meiner Traumfrau sagen, dass sie sich beeilen soll, sonst verpasst sie die besten Jahre meines Knackarsch.

laut, puzzlii, guggigirl and juliettebravo like this

Runterladen hieß früher mal Plattenladen

laut likes this

Hey bad luck,
i just wanted to say there are also other people on this planet.

Same goes to good luck.

#luck

ehab_faris, janem803 and guggigirl like this

reposted by ehab_faris

Lieber schizophren als in schlechter Begleitung.

Luenchen and guggigirl like this

Some people think their arrogance can be camouflaged by their coolness. Both is crap!

jonesygirl80, suingomat, Sunshine123 and UserOne like this

Der Gipfel des Snobismus, über Mozart reden ohne jemals eins seiner Bilder gesehen zu haben.

#mozart

eulekauzig, comanzatara, jmb, BG_r, juliettebravo, chocolat and schnudelhupf like this

reposted by BG_r

Treat the planet like it's Earth not UrAnus.

Richard Branson to Donald Trump

#trump, #antitrump, #future, #turningpoint, #politics, #vote, #climatechange, #globalwarming

barbaresco, dor1316, JodieT and meohmy like this

reposted by dor1316

I rather trust a women's intuition than a men's certainty.

janem803, guggigirl, eulekauzig, bold, MyM and UserOne like this

Buzz Lightyear has always been my childhood hero, altough i was already adult when the movie came out.

Vandtastic likes this

I always wonder why people want to live by the sea with a view?
There is only water and sky to look at.

janem803 and Vandtastic like this

Remember yahoo?

#askgoogle

FrankFilocamo, Campo, purplechill, Shea and Sunshine123 like this

Making love is awesome with me even better.

#makelove, @guggigirl

janem803, FrankFilocamo, guggigirl, purplechill, chocolat and Sunshine123 like this

You can't buy happiness but you can buy crêpes in all it's variations. It's kind the same thing.

#food, #happiness

JodieT, Vandtastic, chocolat, guggigirl, Luenchen and Authlander like this

If the Earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.

#cats, #and, #stuff

dor1316, FrankFilocamo, Authlander and juliettebravo like this

Kill the glorification of wearing firearms if you want to live in a civilized society!

#vote, #future, #turningpoint, #politics, #election, #antitrump, #moneymoneymoney, #trump, #firearms, #glorification, #stupidity, #lovelife

Luenchen, dor1316 and bold like this

My wishlist.

Happiness

janem803 and FrankFilocamo like this

Have you ever asked yourself, why people who are chased by a car in a movie, allways run in the middle of the road while there are tree's on each side of the street?

janem803, guggigirl, Vandtastic and meohmy like this

Was machst du so im Leben?

Ich bin Politik Experte.

Toll, hast du Sozial Wissenschaften studiert?

Nee, habe nur ein Facebook account

guggigirl, Vandtastic and meohmy like this

In one thing Trump is right. Fuck political correctness!

Now, how about some human correctness?

#trump, #moneymoneymoney, #antitrump, #election, #politics, #turningpoint, #future, #vote, #philosophie, #blabla

Shea, purplechill and meohmy like this

THE DISMANTELING OF THE AMERICAN SOCIETY AND ECONOMY IS ON COURSE!

#vote, #future, #turningpoint, #politics, #election, #antitrump, #moneymoneymoney, #trump, #cash, #

Shea, FrankFilocamo and idiomatic like this

4x4=1984

Acording to the new world order!

#antitrump, #election, #politics, #turningpoint, #future, #vote

Shea, perellano, JodieT, Sunshine123 and meohmy like this

This world is really going stranger than fiction.

#future, #turningpoint, #politics, #trump, #universe, #philosophie, #vote, #antitrump, #election, #moneymoneymoney

janem803, Shea, meohmy, _Nathalie_ and FrankFilocamo like this

Bei Porsche, Mercedes und co. wurden heute 50% der Bestellungen zurückgenommen.

Wir leben in einer Welt wo die, die 100'000 verdienen, denen die 3500 verdienen sagen, ihre Lage sei so schlecht wegen denen die 1800 verdienen. Und es funktioniert!

JodieT and juliettebravo like this

We live in a world where those who earn 100,000, tell to those wo earn 1500 that their situation is so bad because of those who earn 800. And it works!

MyM, KosmicKarma, JodieT, juliettebravo and FrankFilocamo like this

Womens have a 6th sense

1. see
2. hear
3. touch
4. smell
5. taste
6. bitch detector

#love, #bitch, #

janem803, Luenchen, meohmy, FrankFilocamo, creatorbeats and 2schaa like this

Give him a chance, they sayed.

#trump, #politics, #turningpoint, #future

janem803, juliettebravo, perellano, Ziya, JodieT, Sunshine123 and FrankFilocamo like this

Some like it hot.
I am totaly cool with that.

janem803, meohmy, FrankFilocamo, guggigirl, JodieT and Sunshine123 like this

Whenever an Artist dies, the world loses a bit of what makes us uniquely human.

#philosophie, #universe, #love

FrankFilocamo, misterlab, Luenchen, meohmy and Sunshine123 like this

I got very sad news: Donald Trump was found this morning alive in his tower.

#trump, #election, #antitrump, #blabla, #vote, #future

MyM and misterlab like this

You can ask yourself every fucking question in the whole universe. The best answer still remains: Fuck You!

#universe, #philosophie

FrankFilocamo, Sunshine123, Luenchen, Ziya and guggigirl like this

What do Melania Trump and the american people have in common?

Both get fucked by there president elect!

#trump, #vote

FrankFilocamo, aehmpaeh, MyM, meohmy and Sunshine123 like this

My opinion is certain!
Please do not confuse me with facts!

#politics, #trump, #antitrump, #election, #future

FrankFilocamo, purplechill, emiledi77, meohmy, Luenchen, guggigirl, juliettebravo and Sunshine123 like this

I shot the early bird today.

It was in self defence!

#earlybird

emiledi77, purplechill, meohmy and Sunshine123 like this

Your kid: what is a phone booth?

You: i got no clue.

emiledi77, suingomat and FrankFilocamo like this

Whent to the bath room without my smart phone.

We have 275 tiles.

suingomat, meohmy, juliettebravo, foenix and FrankFilocamo like this

It's Thursday but i call it: Monday part IV.

#mondaystilfriday

emiledi77, Blackjackuar, FrankFilocamo, juliettebravo, Sunshine123, Ziya and guggigirl like this

Don't blabla me!

#blabla

emiledi77, Blackjackuar, FrankFilocamo, loulou, SarcasticAssO, perellano, juneocallagh and Sunshine123 like this

reposted by FrankFilocamo

I need a new bank account. My old one is full.

#cash, #moneymoneymoney

emiledi77, Blackjackuar, FrankFilocamo, SarcasticAssO, perellano and Sunshine123 like this

I watch zombie movies, to be prepered in case one day it will realy happen, same with pornmovies.

#zombie, #porn, #movies

emiledi77, Blackjackuar, FrankFilocamo, loulou, perellano and Sunshine123 like this

Just to let you know, we are ready for a three some.
We are one man looking for two women.

#love, #sex, #phantasmagoria

emiledi77 and Blackjackuar like this

Donald Trump:
my ass is itching.

Alec Baldwin:
i know.

#saturdaynightlife, #trump, #antitrump, #politics

Blackjackuar, meohmy and nash like this

Es war einmal aber nicht zweimal.

Blackjackuar, PenSword72, meohmy, juliettebravo, swatchUSA and Sunshine123 like this

It was once upon a time, but not twice

Blackjackuar, PenSword72, meohmy, JodieT, juliettebravo, lalaland, swatchUSA and Sunshine123 like this

Lass uns doch zu weit gehen...

#love

Blackjackuar, campino, aehmpaeh, aShes_arTwork and Sunshine123 like this

I am not going to sleep, i am going to write a symphonie!

Blackjackuar, JodieT, MaScho and Sunshine123 like this

One day i was born. Since than i improvise.

#lifeisgood

Blackjackuar, JodieT, emiledi77, Sunshine123, UserOne and meohmy like this

Describe your love life in two words.
My what?

#love

Blackjackuar, emiledi77, Shea, meohmy, Sunshine123, guggigirl and sarcaSM like this

YOU GOT THE CHOICE: TRUMP OR CRÊPE!

emiledi77 and Sunshine123 like this

Me President, I will take the economy by the pussy, finance by the hand, the system by the balls, Europe and China from behind Putin's arm and my voters by surprise!

Donald Trumpet

#trump

Ziya, emiledi77 and meohmy like this

Hey U.S. girls,
who wants a swiss passport?
I am single.

Babs_77, SimonLauper, Sunshine123, swatchUSA, guggigirl, campino, emiledi77, meohmy and JodieT like this

Mexico wants Trump to build the wall against american refugees!

SimonLauper, guggigirl, emiledi77, JodieT, nano560, meohmy, MyM and swatchUSA like this

#election, #trump, #politics, #turningpoint, #antitrump, #

monoliz, begrian, nano560, meohmy, Pesca, SimonLauper, NukeSkywalker and swatchUSA like this

I am not scared of Trump, his voters scares me!

#govote, #future, #antitrump, #turningpoint, #politics, #trump, #idiocrasie, #election

emiledi77, meohmy, JodieT, juliettebravo, eliane, Sunshine123, Shea, PenSword72 and guggigirl like this

My dear american fellows do you realy want "Mein Trumpf" for president?

#trump, #politics, #turningpoint, #antitrump, #future, #govote

Shea, campino, PenSword72 and meohmy like this

We are going to need much much love

#love, #antitrump, #future, #govote

Luenchen, Shea, guggigirl, Sunshine123, UserOne, nash and PenSword72 like this

Lets make penises great again.

#politics, #trump, #turningpoint, #antitrump

meohmy and stargater like this

...this does not reflect who i am, my penis tooked the lead...

#politics, #trump, #turningpoint, #antitrump

meohmy, Luenchen and stargater like this

...i am sorry,
i wanted to make pussy's great again...

#politics, #trump, #turningpoint, #antitrump

bold, PenSword72, meohmy and JodieT like this

...what ever happens in my life, i'm fine with it...

SimonLauper, UserOne, Luenchen, guggigirl and ruhip like this

...driven by forbidden desires...

meohmy, UserOne and Luenchen like this

Créme de la crêpes

SimonLauper, JodieT, aehmpaeh, PenSword72 and schnudelhupf like this

Aufgrund allgemeiner Gleichgültigkeit ist morgen abgesagt.

Authlander, niniel, schnudelhupf, foenix and JodieT like this

men only snore to protect the women from wild animals

purplechill, emiledi77, Shea, guggigirl, MyM and JodieT like this

what doesn't kill you makes you fucking weaker.

purplechill, emiledi77 and JodieT like this

I would like to start a new life if i only knew what to do with my old one.

JodieT, emiledi77, aana and Ziya like this

Just found out how they call the french national woman soccer team:

"Les Bleuettes"

i like that.

locupleto, JodieT, PenSword72, Luenchen and emiledi77 like this

Hey future, get the fuck out of my way!

#future

locupleto, jonesygirl80, JodieT, Luenchen, emiledi77 and stargater like this

During this hard times we are going through, should'n we rather be hunting terrorist's instead of Pokémons?

#pokemon, #terrorists, #

JodieT, niniel, PenSword72 and emiledi77 like this

Human stupidity is best viewed from space.

For your own safety.

#space

PenSword72, Shea, meohmy, JodieT, swatchUSA, janineyvette, juneocallagh, UserOne and emiledi77 like this

Watch out for the Krêpémonbil.

go to: facebook.com/krepmobil

emiledi77 likes this

Who the fuck needs Pokemon Go when you can have Crêpes to go!

emiledi77, JodieT, sarcaSM and UserOne like this

How do you create happy people?

emiledi77, purplechill, naebitnae and Ziya like this

Make love, not war. Well, dont make love, that makes kids, they make shit and they cry and scream. Make crêpes, crêpes are delicious.

G-Falcon, purplechill, meohmy, guggigirl and Ziya like this

All you need is crêpes.

naebitnae, Authlander and campino like this

In dem Stadium in dem ich mich momentan befinde wurde noch nie Fussball gespielt.

hossi, emma-freitag, swatchUSA, Luenchen and campino like this

Let's talk about crêpe baby...

purplechill, ene, naebitnae, guggigirl, boldolicious, JodieT and Luenchen like this

The Albanian player smiled when he got the red card.

He thought its a Swiss passport.

#eurocup16

Luenchen, emma-freitag and Dead.Yeti like this

pum tschi pum pum tschak

#nightfever

emiledi77, guggigirl and Babs_77 like this

Gebt uns das Azoren Hoch zurück!

when my room mate makes more noise, than a forrest full of monkeys, just because i ate one of his bananas.

true&patethic story

#noise

emiledi77, meohmy, juneocallagh, JodieT, swatchUSA and PenSword72 like this

WHO WANTS TO BE FAST & FURIOUS
WHEN YOU CAN BE SLOW & CURIOUS?

purplechill, perellano, dor1316, meohmy, emiledi77, SimonLauper, Luenchen, Lirpae.., Authlander, Ziya and 2 others like this

Die Liebe soll bei mir nicht hinfallen, sie soll mich umarmen.

jonesygirl80, emiledi77, Luenchen and emma-freitag like this

Niemand kann sagen wo die Liebe hinfällt.

Seit wann ist hinfallen etwas gutes?

emiledi77, jonesygirl80 and Luenchen like this

a spring poem:

"a butterfly flys by."

the end.

emiledi77, purplechill, Luenchen, JodieT, mir-jam and juliettebravo like this

a winter poem:

"it's cold."

the end.

emiledi77, Luenchen and JodieT like this

a autumn poem:

"it's raining."

the end.

emiledi77, Luenchen and JodieT like this

a summer poem:

"it's a hot day."

the end.

emiledi77, Luenchen, JodieT and mir-jam like this

Alcohol is not a solution, it's a distillate.

meohmy, purplechill, emiledi77, swatchUSA and campino like this

Wenn die Liebe dir den Rücken zudreht, pack sie am Arsch.

Tanascha, puzzlii, emiledi77, Lirpae.., jonesygirl80, campino, guggigirl and Luenchen like this

If love turns its back on you grab it by the ass.

purplechill, emiledi77, Lirpae.., jonesygirl80, guggigirl, PenSword72, Luenchen and meohmy like this

This is the worst idea you ever had!

What time shall we meet?

Luenchen, jaybyrd, PenSword72 and naebitnae like this

Of course we do this things without thinking.

Or did you really think we planed all that shit?

jonesygirl80, bold, MyM, JodieT, purplechill, niemo, guggigirl, niniel, Authlander, emiledi77 and 4 others like this

reposted by Luenchen and mero1976

Poor americans who got the choice between bullshit & horseshit.

#trump, #clinton, #politics, #election, #govote

Mapiya, juliettebravo, guggigirl, Luenchen, purplechill, meohmy, makalapua, MyM, Authlander and PenSword72 like this

Allways think twice before you regoogletweet something on your instabook.

Authlander, emiledi77 and ErikSmit like this

something misterious is happening in my life: from my house to the bar is a five minute walk but from the bar to my house takes at least one hour.

Luenchen, PenSword72, meohmy, purplechill, emiledi77 and mylisa1970 like this

Oh Herr gib mir Ruhe, denn wenn du mir Kraft gibst schlag ich ihm die Fresse ein.

jonesygirl80, Babs_77, guggigirl and campino like this

#prince, #purplerain, #purpletears

meohmy, JodieT, Authlander, dangermike, PenSword72, Luenchen, niniel, jaybyrd, dreamworld, guggigirl and 2 others like this

Ich wusste auch nicht, dass ich in diesem Video bin und habe es trotzdem nicht angeklickt.

#spam

Luenchen, niniel and PenSword72 like this

Take 1 pinch Putin
2 teaspoons Merkel
20gr Erdogan
2L Kim Jong-Un
a slice of Hillary
or a little dash of Trump

Give everything in a bowl, mix it well and after three years waiting you got the salad you can eat.

#, #erdogan, #clinton, #trump, #putin, #merkel, #kimjongun, #salad

Ziya and Babs_77 like this

one big reason i envy animals:
they have no clue about religion.

dor1316, jonesygirl80, meohmy, UserOne, JodieT and aana like this

Go home, make love,
start over again!

jonesygirl80, meohmy, JodieT, jaybyrd, purplechill, Loupi4614, PenSword72, guggigirl and aana like this

I am more the kind of, the politics of dancing, guy.

#politics

guggigirl, MyM, aana and Authlander like this

Die globale Wirtschaft hat die Grammatik umgeschrieben: Steuern optimieren statt Steuern hinterziehen.

guggigirl, Luenchen and emma-freitag like this

Save the rabbits
eat crêpes.

JodieT, jonesygirl80, Luenchen, MaScho, dor1316, meohmy, swatchUSA, guggigirl, Babs_77, PenSword72 and 2 others like this

Schon auf der Entbindungsstation war ich der Boss, ich musste nichts tun.

Luenchen and campino like this

To blame all muslims
for terrorists,
is like blaming all musician for
Justin Bieber.

ZeepBella, FreakyDeaky, ArtemisI, rtsgina, elidealista, ghatiso, stam, kyrisavva, shraxx, stutwo33 and 31 others like this

reposted by Babs_77, PennyLame, freshjam, a_mars_bar, mataraxie, carrotsara, aana, ghatiso and FreakyDeaky

Vacation

from: now
till: the money is gone

purplechill, JodieT, guggigirl, MyM, Luenchen, ehab_faris, jaybyrd and PenSword72 like this

reposted by ehab_faris

Wenn ich sehe was in Gottes namen alles angestellt wird frage ich mich ob für den Teufel noch etwas übrig bleibt.

ernstrose, perellano, Babs_77, Sunshine123 and yamborghini like this

When i see whats all done in the name of god, i ask myself if there is anything left for the devil.

#gotfaith

JodieT, dor1316, yamborghini, 2schaa, meohmy, Babs_77 and purplechill like this

When i see whats all done in the name of god, i ask myself if there is anything left for the devil.

yamborghini, Babs_77 and meohmy like this

Politiker und Windeln müssen oft ausgewechselt werden.
Aus dem selben Grund.

Luenchen, emma-freitag and campino like this

Fragen sie mal ein Gastrounternehmer ob er gerne als Geheimtipp gehandelt wird. Geheim sollten nur die Rezepte sein damit die Gerichte auf dem Teller ein Stück ihrer Magie bewahren können.

perellano and emma-freitag like this

Ein Bauer der für die Anti-Burka stimmt ist wie ein Uni Professor der gegen Alien stimmt.

Beide wissen, dass es existiert aber beide haben es noch nie gesehen oder in echt erlebt.

SuperBauer, niemo, hensch, feerilia, Luenchen and swatchUSA like this

i started out with nothing and i still got most of it left!

hensch, meohmy, Authlander and PenSword72 like this

Sometimes macho
sometimes softie sometimes stupid sometimes smart
sometimes serious sometimes childish
but allways respectful
enough self esteem for myself and other polyglot food lover creative.
Now you know me.

JodieT, guggigirl and PenSword72 like this

This may shock some of you...
but there are men out there who will treat a women with all the respect a human being deserve , who will always be faithful, who does not think about fucking all the time, who will worship a women by being honest with all the love they can give.

PenSword72, meohmy, Authlander, JodieT, purplechill, Nomi28, swatchUSA, jaybyrd and mylisa1970 like this

In the morning you should not talk to me before i had my coffee in the jacuzzi.

But you don't have a jacuzzi.

Right, that's why you should shut the fuck up!

PenSword72, baconbro27, juliettebravo, meohmy and Luenchen like this

This world needs more women...

Sunshine123, Fionacatherine, JodieT, PenSword72, nash, guggigirl, Luenchen and Authlander like this

Play
with me...

JodieT, meohmy, nash and PenSword72 like this

EIN RUCK GEHT DURCHS LAND!

MaScho, PenSword72, Sunshine123, niemo, mir-jam, swatchUSA and Luenchen like this

reposted by mir-jam

spring, sun & beats.

JodieT, meohmy, Tanascha, niniel, PenSword72 and Luenchen like this

growing adult?

what kind of unrealistic concept is that?

purplechill, guggigirl, meohmy, Sunshine123, Authlander, Luenchen and Lirpae.. like this

Erwachsen werden?

Was ist denn das für ein unrealistisches Konzept?

guggigirl, revolte42, schnudelhupf, Sunshine123, Luenchen and Lirpae.. like this

Luenchen, nash, meohmy, kaylababy, makalapua and sis like this

Schweizerische Eidgenossenschaft 101

Art. 8 Rechtsgleichheit

1 Alle Menschen sind vor dem Gesetz gleich.

2 Niemand darf diskriminiert werden, namentlich nicht wegen der Herkunft, der Rasse, des Geschlechts, des Alters, der Sprache, der sozialen Stellung, der Lebens- form, der religiösen, weltanschaulichen oder politischen Überzeugung oder wegen einer körperlichen, geistigen oder psychischen Behinderung.

PenSword72, juliettebravo, guggigirl and Luenchen like this

Unfinished thoughts leave holes behind for manipulation.

BG_r, Authlander, bold, foenix, Izzy, PenSword72, guggigirl, sis, meohmy, Luenchen and 1 other like this

even a cats life can turn into a dogs day

#myluckydog

UserOne, PenSword72, Ms_Ntlebi, Parole, kaylababy, KnightofSIAL, JodieT, revolte42, guggigirl, meohmy and 1 other like this

i always wonder if those people who post picture of cats, dogs & dolphins on tinder, have more succes than those who post a picture of them self with a smile.

Ms_Ntlebi, kaylababy, JodieT, guggigirl, swatchUSA and Luenchen like this

Adulthood? Never heard off. What is it?

#adulthood

Sunshine123, meohmy, guggigirl, Luenchen and kaylababy like this

pum tschi pum pum tschi

guggigirl and Luenchen like this

THIS WORLD NEEDS MORE BOWIE'S

dor1316, meohmy, PenSword72, guggigirl, JodieT, ene, Sunshine123, Luenchen and juliettebravo like this

I only trust my ass, its the only one that holds my back.

Campo, bold, sophh, penguin1337, Morgan1998, ZeepBella, purplechill, Qball, maritzebill, ehab_faris and 9 others like this

reposted by Arschgeweih

Somehow i got the impression there are less prostitutes than son of bitches.

diane.b, sera_la_dera, guggigirl, MyM, Sunshine123, Ms_Ntlebi, Luenchen and Qball like this

come to the dark side of boldomatic

#blackedition

MaScho, pasquale85, schnudelhupf, dAn, KnightofSIAL, guggigirl, Morgan1998, mir-jam, juliettebravo, Qball and 9 others like this

reposted by Krimi63, catzzz and happydayss

Flippt heute Nacht nicht zu fest aus, es ist nur das Jahr das wechselt, die Idioten bleiben die selben.

jonesygirl80, maritzebill, emma-freitag, dreamworld, Pesca, guggigirl and puzzlii like this

From next year on i will not getting older, i will be vintage.

Qball, maritzebill and PenSword72 like this

Don't freak out to much, its only the year that changes not the idiots!

Qball, maritzebill, sarcaSM, meohmy, Luenchen and swatchUSA like this

Keep eating the rich!

Sunshine123, PenSword72, Luenchen, JodieT and creatorbeats like this

That the tomato is a fruit is knowledge,
not to put them in a fruit salad is wisdom.

niniel, PenSword72, KnightofSIAL, diane.b, Luenchen and whipssmarts like this

Achtung!
Gleich gehts los, es kann sich nur noch um Stunden handeln: wer postet die schönsten Thailand Föteli?

guggigirl and Luenchen like this

Sunshine123 and guggigirl like this

Nur Kinder,
betrunkene
und Leggins
sagen die
Wahrheit.

Tanascha, guggigirl, Lirpae.., Luenchen, KnightofSIAL, _Nathalie_, Babs_77 and Sunshine123 like this

Wann wird aus gesunden Menschenverstand
gesunden Naturverstand?

Luenchen likes this

This world is totally going star wars!

Qball, MyM, Luenchen, PenSword72 and jaybyrd like this

Faites l'amour pas la guerre. Enfin non, faites pas l'amour ça fait des gosses, ça crie et c'est chiant. Faites des crêpes. C'est bon les crêpes.

SimonLauper, guggigirl and juliettebravo like this

only idiots would die for their country, i would only die for my kids.

guggigirl, Luenchen, ehab_faris and Sunshine123 like this

Countrys and their population have never been a threat to others.
Politicans are.

#sotrue

JodieT, roosterbear, Qball, PenSword72 and Luenchen like this

..last night a bolder saved my life...

#classicsremix

SimonLauper, MyM, Qball, meohmy, UserOne, haddock, guggigirl, Luenchen and PenSword72 like this

Made in the Milky Way

SimonLauper, Qball, meohmy, swatchUSA, haddock, guggigirl, Sunshine123, Luenchen, PenSword72 and juliettebravo like this

My wife is a Muslim and not a terrorist, but I'm scared of her anyway.

SimonLauper, dor1316, Qball, meohmy, haddock, guggigirl, Sunshine123, Luenchen and PenSword72 like this

its easyer to find a gas station in space than to get my two brothers sitting at a table with me.

#siblings

SimonLauper, JodieT, guggigirl, Luenchen, mir-jam and Qball like this

i am not a racist i am a patriot sounds to me like i am not crap i am full of shit.

Qball, Loupi4614, SimonLauper, Sunshine123, JodieT and PenSword72 like this

Hesch riichi Elterä? Dänn unterstütz doch bitte euses Projekt uf

www.wemakeit.com/krepmobil

SimonLauper and Lirpae.. like this

Je suis pas raciste je suis patriote. Pour moi ça sonne un peu comme, je suis pas chiant je suis merdique.

SimonLauper, guggigirl, Sunshine123 and Luenchen like this

Every time i have a hard decision to fall, i ask myself what Jesus would do in my place, and then it mostly ends up me drinking wine with 12 buddies.

JodieT, Luenchen, meohmy, Qball, purplechill, guggigirl and Sunshine123 like this

Hello weeny geht mir sowas von auf den Sack! ich hoffe die SVP nimmt sich der Problematik, von diesem illegal eingewandertem Brauchtum an!

Herzlichst euer Räbeliächtli

SimonLauper, guggigirl, Lirpae.. and Luenchen like this

Know what?
I don't care about hello weeny
i care about Räbeliechtli!

Pesca, Luenchen, anjellica, guggigirl and hebdifescht like this

Hello weeny propably one of the best capitalist idea ever.

guggigirl, meohmy, JodieT, UserOne, Qball and Sunshine123 like this

Beim zweiten Stern links und dann immer schön gerade aus.

Luenchen, guggigirl, swatchUSA, campino and Sunshine123 like this

Ich möchte hiermit jeden Journalisten in diesem Land höflichst darum bitten, zukünftige Interviews mit Roger Köppel auf dem Klo zu führen, damit man den ganzen Scheiss den er von sich gibt direkt runterspülen kann.

Luenchen likes this

What's your saveword?

#fetish

Qball, guggigirl, Sunshine123 and Luenchen like this

Sometimes i want to be a chair. The cope with every asshole in the world.

Qball, niniel, PenSword72, dreamworld and Luenchen like this

All women are born equal but the best of them is still waiting for me.

#women, #love, #equal

haddock and guggigirl like this

Wäre die SVP im Star Trek Universum angesiedelt, sie wären die Ferengi.

SimonLauper likes this

Wenn du etwas idiotensicher machst kommt bestimmt so ein Idiot der den Idioten besser macht.

Romansp, guggigirl, Luenchen and bold like this

ok, bring me back to the present now.

anjellica, MaScho, Qball, Luenchen and UserOne like this

Quand on est mort c'est pas grave pour sois même, parce que on est mort. Par contre c'est grave pour les autres.

C'est pareille quand on est con.

Luenchen and SimonLauper like this

Mr. Zuckerberg
how is your live as hypocrite?
You care so much about fantasy names , titts & nipples that you shut down accounts. How comes, you as jewish community member, dont care about right winged hate speeches on your portal?
Please explain...

JodieT, Akatrine, Lirpae.., brody and Luenchen like this

Der Möbel Lieferant meinte er würde zwischen 8:30 und 18:30 kommen.

Habe ihm geantwortet, dass ich zwischen Genf und Zürich wohne.

Doennie, Tanascha, looolaa, ernstrose, SimonLauper, puzzlii, beesmoove, eliane, emma-freitag, Lirpae.. and 5 others like this

Ich habe keine andere plausible Theorie, ich muss von den Göttern abstammen.

Tanascha, MaScho, Tanya, campino, guggigirl, _Nathalie_ and haddock like this

the future isn't what it used to be.

JodieT, dor1316, avant-garde, haddock, Qball, ErikSmit and meohmy like this

the future used to be better in the past.

JodieT and avant-garde like this

Die Zukunft war früher auch viel besser.

Tanascha, jonesygirl80 and haddock like this

You can't buy happiness but you can buy chocolate that's kind of the same thing.

Tanascha, Qball, niniel, jonesygirl80, Luenchen, guggigirl and haddock like this

Today you look like you reached the point of no returning.

#turningpoint

suingomat, JodieT and Qball like this

The nice thing about this weather, everybody has a hot ass.

Viciouse31, nathii, beesmoove, Qball, sarcasm_only, guggigirl, JodieT, swatchUSA, meohmy and Pesca like this

reposted by Viciouse31

Hey ihr Warmduscher, wie gehts euch denn so im Moment?

sarcasm_only and guggigirl like this

Umfrage hat bestättigt: Frauen mit etwas Speck am Knochen haben eine längere Lebenserwartung als Männer die sich darüber beschweren.

Tanascha, laut, guggigirl and sarcasm_only like this

Dein Bauch hat so schöne Lachfalten

Tanascha, laut, mariechen_xo, campino and sarcasm_only like this

walk with me on the shady side of life

janem803, Authlander, bapu, mooder40, Sophieee, PaolaChvz, mmbevell, lonelywolf, daniel8a14, ayden_bZAR and 20 others like this

reposted by Boldomatic, freshjam, visorvice, JAYROD, carolinadv, mmbevell, roseros, Perky1297, vincent12 and krzten

having a walk on the shadow side of the street

JodieT, Qball, sarcasm_only, swatchUSA, meohmy and PenSword72 like this

Dä momänt wänn's i de city süttig heiss isch und du fahrsch mit em Velo dur d'Langstrass unterfüherig. Kännsch?

Tanascha, laut, Pesca, swatchUSA, sarcasm_only, haddock and guggigirl like this

i got this fantastic new job at FC Barcelona...

...sometimes in my dreams.

Qball, meohmy, Luenchen, sarcasm_only, PenSword72 and JodieT like this

Heute wird es 28 Grad...

...in Barcelona.

emma-freitag, sarcasm_only, Yakooza, campino, _Nathalie_ and Luenchen like this

isch geschter aabig vom schneewittli flach gleit wordä.

Pesca, pasquale85, Luenchen and sarcasm_only like this

Voulez vous chocolat avec moi, ce soir?

Luenchen, JodieT, sarcasm_only, guggigirl and MaScho like this

The future isn't what it used to be.

meohmy, dor1316, Qball, jonesygirl80, DonSpaccafurnu, PenSword72, Luenchen and sarcasm_only like this

She said: make me come with your tongue. And then, he started to read her poems.

PenSword72, dor1316, Luenchen and meohmy like this

Sie sagte:"bring mich zum Höhepunkt mit deiner Zunge" und er begann ihr Gedichte vorzulesen.

MaScho, SimonLauper and Luenchen like this

Umfrage hat bestättigt: Frauen mit Speck am Knochen haben eine längere Lebenserwartung als Männer die sich darüber beschweren.

MaScho, Romansp, hallowelt, hirondelle, schoenerlesen, nano560, _Nathalie_, campino, Luenchen, foenix and 1 other like this

reposted by schoenerlesen

"Freunde" die einem kommentar und grundlos auf FB die Freundschaft kündigen sind das auch die, die eine Beziehung über SMS beenden?

fruitgarden, jonesygirl80, swatchUSA, guggigirl and campino like this

alles nur schönwätter revoluzer

puzzlii, guggigirl, aehmpaeh and swatchUSA like this

MaScho, PenSword72, jonesygirl80 and Luenchen like this

nur die Waschanleitung für des Lebens pralles Gewebe

Luenchen likes this

Geduld ist etwas, dass sich in 5 Minuten in ein Fick dich verwandeln kann.

fruitgarden, loulou, jonesygirl80, _Nathalie_, niniel, guggigirl and Luenchen like this

Was die Liebe angeht bin ich langsam am verhungern. Ich denk ich mach mir jetzt mal ein Teller Pasta, ist bestimmt einfacher.

Tanascha, fruitgarden, laut, niniel, guggigirl and swatchUSA like this

Who the fuck wants to be princess when you can be a rockstar!

gaby515, Tanascha, lovemychouchou, NukeSkywalker, jaybyrd, meohmy, guggigirl, SimonLauper, swatchUSA, Luenchen and 1 other like this

reposted by guggigirl

Kam vorbei und dachte ich schaue mal rein.

Lirpae.., guggigirl, swatchUSA and Luenchen like this

Are selfie makers single that they have to take pictures from themself by themself?

#selfie, #single

fruitgarden, puzzlii and Luenchen like this

Burningman in Zurich

#burningman

guggigirl likes this

Winter is going
Spring is coming

PenSword72, guggigirl, campino, jonesygirl80, niniel, meohmy, Gabbem, JodieT and Luenchen like this

Tätowierte haben kein besseren sex, es sieht einfach verdammt viel geiler aus.

Tanascha, fruitgarden, jonesygirl80, nano560, puzzlii and Luenchen like this

Ich hör auch zuhause elektronische Musik, alles andere muss ich mir schon im Lift anhören.

jonesygirl80, Luenchen, A.M. and philipp137 like this

guggigirl, hossi, avant-garde and Luenchen like this

Zürich braucht wieder etwas mehr Revolution und für eine Revolution holt man keine Bewilligung ein.

fruitgarden likes this

Der Moment wenn du ein Ellen langen Text geschrieben hast und wenn du posten klicken willst der Browser abstürzt.

fruitgarden, guggigirl, niniel, Luenchen, campino and jonesygirl80 like this

Warum von Luft und Liebe leben wenns mit Sex und Apero viel schöner ist.

_Nathalie_, niemo, SilentSong, fruitgarden, pasquale85, hossi, marcellati, philipp137, stargater, supergeges and 10 others like this

reposted by Luenchen

Still Single?
Nope, i am having a relationship with my freedom.

Tanascha, fruitgarden, guggigirl, mariechen_xo, emma-freitag, lovemychouchou, meohmy, jonesygirl80, Luenchen, NukeSkywalker and 1 other like this

do you suit my case?

meohmy, izzi and jaybyrd like this

UNSER AKTIVISMUS IST DIE MIETE DAMIT WIR AUF DIESEM PLANET LEBEN DÜRFEN.

guggigirl and Luenchen like this

LOVE SOUNDS BETTER WITH MUSIC

Ms_Ntlebi, JodieT, guggigirl, ephy, Gabbem, PenSword72, Luenchen, ene, aehmpaeh and jaybyrd like this

Polizist: hallo Schatz
Polizistenfrau: wie war dein Tag?
Polizist: Ich habe einen älteren Herrn gebüsst weil er Seifenblasen machte.
Polizistenfrau: ich bin so stolz auf dich, dass du kriminelle jagst.

Tanascha and Luenchen like this

Aktivismus ist die Miete um auf unserem Planeten leben zu dürfen!

niniel and Luenchen like this

THIS WORLD NEEDS MORE
SOAP BUBBLES

Tanascha, belma., lovemychouchou, ene, jonesygirl80, Ms_Ntlebi, niniel, meohmy, guggigirl, JodieT and 2 others like this

reposted by Tanascha

YOU GOTTA FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO BUBBLE!

Ms_Ntlebi, swatchUSA, guggigirl, ene, jaybyrd and Luenchen like this

"Niemand ist nach 50 Jahren jung, aber man kann in jedem Alter unwiederstehlich sein"

Coco Chanel

mir-jam, niniel, PenSword72, campino, puzzlii, guggigirl and Luenchen like this

ich behaupte jetzt einfach mal, dass dem Köppel eine Krokusnuss auf den Kopf gefallen sein muss.

guggigirl likes this

Wenn ich die Wahl hätte ob ich lieber in der Europäischen Union oder in einer von der SVP dominierten Schweiz leben müsste, würde ich mich für Argentinien
entscheiden.

Tanascha, Babs_77, mariechen_xo, niniel, againandagain, nano560, mir-jam, guggigirl and Luenchen like this

always be yourself

unless you can be someone else

than always be yourself

guggigirl and ene like this

Ich vermisse die Zeiten als ein Movie Star verstarb am TV alle Filme wieder gezeigt wurden. Wo sind die Reprisen von Star Trek!!!

#startrek

Luenchen likes this

Happiness is when the bass starts to play.

brody, jonesygirl80, againandagain, Babs_77, niniel, PenSword72, guggigirl, aehmpaeh, Etcetera and Luenchen like this

I JUST BOLD TO SAY
I LOVE YOU

Tanascha, jonesygirl80, nano560, JodieT, PenSword72, campino, niniel, guggigirl, Luenchen and Pesca like this

1 huge galaxy,
8 planets,
204 countrys,
7 billion people
and i am still single....

Tanascha, A.M., izzi, NukeSkywalker, jaybyrd, Luenchen, DonSpaccafurnu, meohmy, guggigirl and JodieT like this

every year there are more assholes, but this year i got somehow the impression that the next years assholes are already here.

niniel, suingomat, Luenchen, Lirpae.., PenSword72, jaybyrd, JodieT, swatchUSA and guggigirl like this

Curiosity made the cat smarter.

meohmy, jaybyrd, dor1316, guggigirl, kfasheldon, JodieT, PenSword72 and Luenchen like this

jonesygirl80, PenSword72, guggigirl, wookie, Luenchen and swatchUSA like this

ES WAR WUNDERBAR

guggigirl, aehmpaeh, Luenchen and PenSword72 like this

my relationship status is not single.
is avaiable.

jaybyrd, guggigirl, avant-garde, mir-jam and Luenchen like this

Drugs are for people who can't cope with reality.
But who want's to cope with reality all the time?

ephy, meohmy, Babs_77 and Luenchen like this

THE PARTY IS OVER BUT THE SPIRIT REMAINS

#party, #spirit

Babs_77, jonesygirl80, swatchUSA, meohmy, PenSword72, guggigirl, JodieT and Luenchen like this

feelin happy like a fish in a bottle of champagne

PenSword72, JodieT, Babs_77, Ms_Ntlebi, guggigirl, janineyvette, kfasheldon, Akatrine, jaybyrd, Gabbem and 1 other like this

There is no hope for a society that get pulled out of bed every morning by a alarm clock.

#newtopia

barbaresco, hirondelle, Ms_Ntlebi, againandagain, guggigirl, JodieT, Luenchen, nano560, Foxy, kfasheldon and 1 other like this

IF GOD IS A DJ JESUS MUST BE A DANCER

#god, #jesus, #dj, #dancer

barbaresco, kfasheldon and Babs_77 like this

dear Boldomatic
could you please remove the watermark? it kills the awesome design you guys created. don't worry, we spread the word that it's boldomatic thats makes look our thought's so good.

#nomorewatermark, #design, #spreadtheword, #itsboldomaticbaby

kfasheldon likes this

Möge Allah euch mit den dicksten, behaartesten, zahnlosen und aus dem Munde stinkenden Jungfrauen beglücken.

#JeSuisCharlie

jonesygirl80, piepa, Akatrine, pasquale85, campino and Luenchen like this

Ich fordere eine SVP freie Fluglinie!

##?SVP?, ##?cadonaugate?, ##?SVPWil?, ##?Islamhasser?

swatchUSA likes this

Oui
je peux
distinguer
entre
terroriste
et mes voisin
musulman.

#JeSuisCharlie, #RedaPhillippeEl-Arbi

guggigirl, Gabbem, swatchUSA, Babs_77 and Luenchen like this

Jahrhunderte sind wie Temperaturen. Wir leben zwar im 21. Jahrhundert gefühlt kommt es mir vor als wäre es das 12. Jahrhundert.

laut, guggigirl, Luenchen, aehmpaeh and PenSword72 like this

Did you know there are more jails than highschools in the U.S.?

No wonder this world is such mess!

#jail, #highschool

barbaresco, campino, kfasheldon, guggigirl, Luenchen, Ms_Ntlebi, meohmy, PenSword72 and jaybyrd like this

You have not killed Charlie Hebdo, you made Charlie Hebdo immortal. We also have our martyrs! They fight for the reality of freedom and not for the connection to a god who could'n be more unreal.

#JeSuisCharlie

ArianOne, Aadhi, ykus, JodieT, misterlab, Babs_77, puzzlii, campino, niniel, swatchUSA and 6 others like this

reposted by Babs_77

Ihr habt Charlie Hebdo nicht getötet, ihr habt Charlie Hebdo unsterblich gemacht. Auch wir haben unsere Märtyrer! Sie kämpfen für die realität der Freiheit und nicht für die Anbindung an einen Gott der irrealer nicht sein könnte.

#JeSuisCharlie

Sunshine123, philipp137, JillNYC, Pesca, carmencannelle, Babs_77, mehr, nano560, puzzlii, hallowelt and 9 others like this

reposted by mir-jam, dreamworld, anyguy and JillNYC

So Sprachlos ich heute auch bin, ich werde mir die Bildsprache nicht verbieten lassen! Niemals!!!

#JeSuisCharlie

campino, againandagain, emma-freitag, mir-jam, foenix, Akatrine, swatchUSA, guggigirl, PenSword72, suingomat and 2 others like this

#JeSuisCharlie

Sanskar, beesmoove, kfasheldon, soon, swatchUSA, guggigirl, PenSword72, Luenchen, Babs_77 and jaybyrd like this

IF GOD IS A DJ
JESUS MUST BE A CLUBBER

suingomat, guggigirl and PenSword72 like this

I like your Christ,
i do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.

Mahatma Gandhi

guggigirl, Luenchen, PenSword72, jaybyrd and Ms_Ntlebi like this

my wish to naughty santa:
i want boldomatic to ad an option to ad more colors to the font.

#naughtysanta

summr, PenSword72, Gabbem, jonesygirl80 and swatchUSA like this

du champagne au lieu de craintes existentielles.

anonyman likes this

Soeben wurde die zweite Schafherde von einem Zug überfahren, wo bleibt jetzt die Vorderung der Hirten , auf einen freien Abschuss aller SBB Züge?

guggigirl, againandagain, aehmpaeh, foenix, emma-freitag and Luenchen like this

i don't want a coffee to go.
i need a coffee to bed!

A.M., cococaro, Gabbem, guggigirl, Lirpae.., niniel, Ms_Ntlebi, Akatrine, anonyman, DonSpaccafurnu and 1 other like this

i
believe
in
dali

Luenchen, guggigirl and anonyman like this

I would love to be the Imperator of the united states of america, but i simply cant be everywhere!

guggigirl, anonyman, Ms_Ntlebi and Luenchen like this

Also, wenn man bedenkt, dass Quallen 650 Millionen Jahre ohne Hirn überlebt haben, sind das doch gute Neuigkeiten für alle Ecopop und SVP Dummköpfe in diesem Land.

SimonLauper, Luenchen, bold, againandagain, hebdifescht, swatchUSA and _Nathalie_ like this

All it takes to make other people happy is to start with yourself.

Babs_77, Ms_Ntlebi, meohmy, guggigirl, swatchUSA, magicalwordsforyou, Luenchen, PenSword72, jonesygirl80 and GaylrdSprFckr like this

when everything goes wrong...

...fuck Murphy and turn up the music!

sweswiss, Babs_77, guggigirl, magicalwordsforyou, DonSpaccafurnu, Luenchen, meohmy and PenSword72 like this

when everything goes wrong...

turn on the music!

Babs_77, guggigirl, Luenchen, meohmy and PenSword72 like this

RECLAIM THE BED!

hebdifescht, guggigirl, Ms_Ntlebi, PenSword72 and Luenchen like this

Zuerst kommt das Fressen, dann reden wirüber die Moral.

haddock, SimonLauper, Babs_77, niniel, guggigirl and Luenchen like this

Wer behauptet ich koche auch nur mit Wasser lügt. Ich koche nur mit Champagner.

niniel, Luenchen, jonesygirl80, aehmpaeh, emma-freitag, guggigirl, mir-jam and bold like this

"EDM is not the first scapegoat of electronic music. Many years ago it was trance, and before then it was something else. I think that were moving along in a very healthy way all together."

Jeff Mills

brody likes this

Alors' si on peu faire deejay avec un Mac Book, je pense sérieusement à ouvrir un restaurant avec mon four à micro ondes.

swatchUSA likes this

Knock Knock on wudtek

#wudtek, #woodies

guggigirl likes this

So, if you can be a DJ with a Mac Book i am seriously thinking about to open a restaurant with my microwave oven.

poeta, A.M., Ms_Ntlebi, Luenchen, NukeSkywalker, swatchUSA, emma-freitag, anonyman and guggigirl like this

#wudtek, #woodies

Luenchen, nash, meohmy, kj55, guggigirl, sbalzer and swatchUSA like this

there is no morning wood like wudtek

#wudtek, #woodies

DonSpaccafurnu, kj55, bold, swatchUSA, Luenchen, hamza, guggigirl and meohmy like this

Has anyone ever seen how a McDonald restaurant was build?
Cuz to me it seems they appear just over night!

swatchUSA, A.M., Luenchen and guggigirl like this

There must be more in life than everything.

niniel, guggigirl, Luenchen and dAn like this

Es muss im Leben mehr geben als alles.

emma-freitag, niniel, guggigirl and Luenchen like this

Ich missbrauche keine Drogen, ich konsumiere sie nur.

emma-freitag, fool, nash, Loupi4614, guggigirl and Luenchen like this

There is no better time for dark chocolate than midnight.

#midnightsnack

Ms_Ntlebi, niniel, Luenchen and guggigirl like this

Es ist gelogen, dass Videogames Kids beeinflussen.
Hätte Pac Man das getan, würden wir heute durch dunkle Räume irren, Pillen fressen und elektronische Musik hören.

misskuntergrau, jonesygirl80, SimonLauper, Loupi4614, guggigirl and liv_i_am like this

Your silence is anoying me, could you please be quiet?

PenSword72, Ms_Ntlebi, hebdifescht, swatchUSA, SimonLauper, _Nathalie_, Luenchen and niniel like this

Meiner Meinung nach erleben wir dieses Jahr ein jahrhundert Sommer........ was den Regen anbelangt.

niniel, Luenchen, SimonLauper, soene, foenix, swatchUSA, emma-freitag and avant-garde like this

Schluss mit fertig.

Akatrine, mishmesh, A.M., niniel, Yakooza, nash, Luenchen, jonesygirl80, little_hippie and SimonLauper like this

-What are you doing?
-I love you.

upupandaway, jonesygirl80, Luenchen, Akatrine, _Nathalie_, guggigirl and lollip2 like this

and i love your legs ;)

@tluxlynn, @tluxlynn83

guggigirl likes this

WICHTIGE MITTEILUNG AN ALLE VBZ SCHWARZFAHRER. ES WIRD, DER GANZE TAG SCHON, DEFTIG KONTROLLIERT!

ZoJ, izzi, Luenchen, emma-freitag, SimonLauper, guggigirl, A.M. and dAn like this

ICH SPRECHE FLIESSEND ZYNISCH MIT IRONISCHEM AKZENT.

Hank-the-knife, SimonLauper, Lirpae.., guggigirl, Luenchen, mir-jam, aehmpaeh, soene and jonesygirl80 like this

Eat whatever you like, whenever you like and as much as you like, and when someone criticizes you about your weight, eat them too!

jonesygirl80, SimonLauper, ene, RulesOfLife, Luenchen, ehab_faris, guggigirl and swatchUSA like this

reposted by ehab_faris

DANKE BERLIN
IHR SEIT WAHRLICH WELTMEISTERLICHE PARTYMACHER.
ZÜRICH HAT EUCH LIEB.

Berlin, Germany

#berlin

guggigirl likes this

Mitfahrgelegenheit?
Ich will eine Mitflieggelegenheit.

Yakooza, Akatrine, guggigirl, A.M., emma-freitag and swatchUSA like this

DID YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH YOUR WIFE TODAY?

xtiinax, HelenMichelle, Luenchen and Akatrine like this

THE SUN DOESN'T ALWAYS SHINE ON BRAZIL.

xtiinax, HelenMichelle, donnadjbrwngm, Luenchen, Ms_Ntlebi, guggigirl, jonesygirl80 and swatchUSA like this

Also wenn ich das richtig gesehen habe, haben die Deutschen heute brasilianischen Fussball gespielt.

SimonLauper, jonesygirl80, A.M., sera_la_dera and swatchUSA like this

#happypill

Luenchen, poenky and A.M. like this

anyone know what day is today?

ehab_faris, guggigirl, jonesygirl80 and PenSword72 like this

reposted by ehab_faris

guggigirl likes this

ene, guggigirl, Lirpae.., Junomea and DonSpaccafurnu like this

Schokolade ist unser Feind aber vom Feind davon rennen ist einfach nur feige.

SimonLauper, Pumuckel, swatchUSA, guggigirl, Loupi4614 and Luenchen like this

Chocolate is our enemy but run from the enemy is just cowardly.

mylisa1970, sera_la_dera, swatchUSA, ene, foenix, guggigirl, Loupi4614, Luenchen and PenSword72 like this

reposted by mike2364

FUCK FOOTBALLS!
WHAT THIS WORLD NEEDS ARE MORE DISCOBALLS.

jonesygirl80, PenSword72, Ms_Ntlebi, swatchUSA, guggigirl, dor1316, ene and Gabbem like this

del Bosque
wurde in den Wald geschickt.

Luenchen, DonSpaccafurnu and guggigirl like this

if drinking would be considered as religion, you would find me every day praying..... in a bar!

jonesygirl80, ene, Gabbem, PenSword72, magicalwordsforyou, Ms_Ntlebi and guggigirl like this

«We were running a criminal enterprise»

Wenn ich das also richtig verstanden habe, macht Roger Federer für eine kriminelle Firma Werbung. Wie wenn wir das nicht schon lange gewusst hätten!

«We were running a criminal enterprise»

brought to you by Roger Federer

would i get royalties for my bolds, i would still remain poor.

#royal

guggigirl, ene, GaylrdSprFckr, Babs_77, Ms_Ntlebi, PenSword72 and Lirpae.. like this

guggigirl, ene, GaylrdSprFckr, Babs_77, Ms_Ntlebi, swatchUSA, piepa, PenSword72 and Lirpae.. like this

Who wants to be royal like a King, when you can be a Emperor.

#royal

ehab_faris, _Nathalie_, Luenchen, PenSword72 and ene like this

I am the King!

And the Emperor was laughin out loud.

#royal

Luenchen, PenSword72, swatchUSA and ene like this

All it needs to be royal is... a crown.

#royal

ehab_faris, Luenchen, ene and Lirpae.. like this

HAVE A NICE PROBLEM.

Reposted from pixtor

ehab_faris, Gabbem, _Nathalie_, nathii, PenSword72, Babs_77, ene and Loupi4614 like this

Das ist mir sowas von Conchita.

ehab_faris, ernstrose, guggigirl, yve74, Akatrine, swatchUSA, 5011wireless and Luenchen like this

reposted by swatchUSA

The only thing that separate us humans from animals is electricity.

Akatrine, ene and guggigirl like this

DonSpaccafurnu, Akatrine, swatchUSA, Babs_77, ene, SimonLauper, Ms_Ntlebi and guggigirl like this

Einer Hellseherin eine Ohrfeige verpassen und ihr dann sagen: "Na, die haste jetzt aber nicht kommen sehen!"

puzzlii, ernstrose, yve74, Lirpae.., againandagain, ZoJ, guggigirl, MeMyselfAnd..I, swatchUSA, Claudio and 2 others like this

i wanna go dancing with you all night long. dafür würde ich jetzt sogar meinen rechten arm hergeben...

ZoJ and guggigirl like this

I FEEL SO
SATURDAZED!

PenSword72, livi, Ms_Ntlebi, guggigirl, Lirpae.., Akatrine, ene, swatchUSA, 2schaa and Luenchen like this

ehab_faris, ene, guggigirl, Lirpae.., piepa and bold like this

Habe vor 4 Wochen bei der Mobiliar eine Versicherung abgeschlossen.
Wo sind jetzt die 140 Millionen, hä?

ZoJ, puzzlii, Babs_77, little_hippie, wookie, suingomat, Lirpae.. and SimonLauper like this

Wäre ich ein Kranführer würde ich den grössten Pinsel basteln den die Welt je gesehen hat, diesen an den Hacken befestigen, fünf Ochsner Container randgefüllt mit schwarzer, weisser, roter, gelber und blauer Farbe hinstellen, mich nackt in die Fürerkabine setzen und damit ein Bild malen.

suingomat, ZoJ, jonesygirl80, Luenchen, mir-jam and guggigirl like this

FRIDAY
COOLEST MOTHERFUCKING DAY EVER.

PenSword72, SimonLauper, Babs_77, jonesygirl80, puzzlii, piepa and Luenchen like this

some quotes are totaly over estimated, some are under estimated and some should'n be estimated at all.

janem803, Babs_77, evvelina, ene, sera_la_dera, brody, swatchUSA, Luenchen and guggigirl like this

only a dead poet is a good poet

#deadpoetalive

sidhelf, janineyvette, evvelina, ene, guggigirl, casaper, begrian, Ms_Ntlebi and Luenchen like this

Should i stay or should i go now? if i stay it will be trouble, if i go it will be double....

The Clash

@guggigirl

-saint-, Babs_77, ene, Pesca, casaper, guggigirl, Ms_Ntlebi and Luenchen like this

Was ist eigentlich das Gegenteil von Minimal?

Polymal oder Maximal?

ZoJ, mjf, casaper and guggigirl like this

I cant stand people who do not take food seriously.

Oscar Wilde

begrian, ene, guggigirl, GaylrdSprFckr, hebdifescht and crystalD like this

if monday would be food it would be a döner kebab.

fool, guggigirl, ene and Akatrine like this

i am to sexy for a selfie.

Gabbem, againandagain, ene, ZoJ, guggigirl, swatchUSA, piepa, Ms_Ntlebi, ernstrose, lollip2 and 1 other like this

i am going out with my selfie tonite

guggigirl, SimonLauper, ene and Ms_Ntlebi like this

you are such a selfie.

evvelina, izzi, NukeSkywalker, swatchUSA, dAn, guggigirl and ene like this

selfie
yourself

guggigirl and swatchUSA like this

#sneaker, #sneakerness

againandagain, Babs_77, ene, guggigirl and PenSword72 like this

you look like a selfie today.

Babs_77, ene, DonSpaccafurnu, guggigirl, swatchUSA, PenSword72 and mariechen_xo like this

Heute schon in den Selfie gekuckt?

swatchUSA, ZoJ, againandagain, casaper and guggigirl like this

WIE BRINGT MAN DEN KORKEN WIEDER IN DIE ENTKORKTE CHAMPAGNER FLASCHE?

FRAG MAL DIE BASLER.

A.M., swatchUSA and guggigirl like this

WER DIE GANZE NACHT DURCHFEIERT KANN MORGENS AUCH ZUR AFTERHOUR.

clean83, ZoJ, tobie, ernstrose, SimonLauper, Loupi4614, eliane, guggigirl, crystalD and avant-garde like this

WHAT WAS FIRST, THE BUNNY OR THE EGG?

#bunny

casaper, SimonLauper, yve74, guggigirl, swatchUSA, Lirpae.. and Luenchen like this

PEOPLE WITH MOBILE PHONES ON THE DANCEFLOOR LOOK LIKE TOTAL MORONS!

Viciouse31, brody, swatchUSA, SimonLauper, cococaro, DonSpaccafurnu, ene, lollip2, Luenchen and guggigirl like this

reposted by Viciouse31

making war for peace is like fucking for virginity

#peace

guggigirl, claryeddd and ene like this

i feel sorry for the people who always put the blame on monday, what boring weekends and shitty jobs they must have...

sidhelf, begrian, Gabbem, guggigirl, Lirpae.., kj55, ene, Babs_77, Linneaelvira and Luenchen like this

don't blame monday for the shitty job you got.

sidhelf, begrian, Gabbem, guggigirl, Lirpae.., kj55, ene, Linneaelvira and Luenchen like this

people who put the blame on monday must have had a very boring weekend.

sidhelf, begrian, Gabbem, guggigirl, Lirpae.., kj55, ene, crystalD and Luenchen like this

don't blame monday's for your weekend failures.

sidhelf, Lirpae.., kj55, ene and Luenchen like this

I AM GOING BACK TO BED

seppowitch, mjf, Viciouse31, sidhelf, cococaro, guggigirl, swatchUSA, texter, ene, lollip2 and 1 other like this

reposted by Viciouse31

Wer seinen Geist öffnet, sollte sein durchzugs management fest im Griff haben.

SimonLauper, swatchUSA, Lirpae.. and Loupi4614 like this

da schriib ich min shit ine

mannu_mmanu, ZoJ, mir-jam, SimonLauper and guggigirl like this

Those who sow revolution, will be harvesting Putin.

misterlab, DonSpaccafurnu, ene and guggigirl like this

Wer Revolution sät, erntet Putin.

ZoJ, Babs_77, guggigirl and aehmpaeh like this

fish me i am still free

#thoughtforfish, #VKBYVKclothing

sidhelf, ene, wipkinger, guggigirl and swatchUSA like this

Honestly, you should espresso yourself!

ehab_faris, mjf, SimonLauper, Babs_77, 27thAvenue, ene, guggigirl, Gabbem, bold, Lirpae.. and 2 others like this