ChristyheyO's Posts

it's not a dick, don't take it so hard !!

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Apple: I look like a human heart. Mango: I look like a stomach. Grapes: I look like eyes. Banana: I don't like this game...

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Apple: I look like a human heart. Mango: I look like a stomach. Grapes: I look like eyes. Banana: I don't like this game...

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Just because
someone hasn't met
you in person and/or
doesn't know much
about you, doesn't
mean they don't care
about you.

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Boldomatic:

The only place where you get excited when strangers follow you.

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someone falls to pieces sleeping all alone, someone kills the pain, spinning in the silence and finally drifts away..

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if you don't know what it is, and you're too scared to find out.. RUN..run like Forest Gump !!

omigosh, they're back !! the paranoid psychopathic terrorists that live in my brain and control it..thank God ..I didn't know what the fuck to do while they were gone !!

I can see through mountains watch me disappear, I can even touch the sky...

you do not get credit for all the shit you start if you never finish it..

If you can't be good, be good, at it !

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Don't be shy, be BOLD !

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I've been on top of the world and at the bottom of the shit pile..and it never changed the way I treat people. There is no excuse for being rude and disrespectful to others...unless they actually deserve it. Treat people the way you wish to be treated.

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an eye for an eye leaves everyone blind..

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I am one Candy Crush invite away from murdering someone.

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What is a dad? A dad is a person who's loving and kind. Who so often knows what you have on your mind. He's someone who listens, suggests and defends - a dad can be one of your very best friends. He's proud of your triumphs, but when things go wrong, a dad can be patient and helpful and strong. In all that you do, a dad's love plays a part - there's always a place for him deep in your heart. Thank You.. not only for the little things you've done, but for all the truly important gifts that only a dad could give. Happy Father's Day.

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Let your smile change the world but don't let the world change your smile.

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we're here they're not, so fuck em

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LOVE is all you need, but HATE is all you feed !

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I feel so greedy, hogging all the crappy bullshit for myself !!

sticks and stones may break my bones but words could absolutely kill me ..

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What is in your heart will make you stronger than anything you'll ever have in your wallet...

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Love is all you need
...and batteries !!

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if you're afraid of the dark, how can you sleep at night ?

#night

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Gilligan never did get off the island, and from what I seen , no one ever got off on the island !

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I can see heaven at night, the stars are all windows, the twinkles are light, angels in each window looking down from above, they're ones we have lost, ones we still love ..

#night

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overheard at a bar , one fake bitch tells her fake bitch friend to check out the "slutty whore" in stilettos at the bar , five minutes later, " I wonder where she got those, I have to have some like that"
Truth-fake bitches aren't hot,self confidence is !!

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All you need is LOVE and dreams, together they create hope which gives you faith and if you take care of it, you end up with a beautiful happily ever after !

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everyone can tell when I'm pissed off, the sky turns black, the earth opens up, and all the evil from the pit of hell gathers into my right hand, and with a tremendous bolt of lightning I slap the very soul right out of that ignorant bitch...and then I get a double dip of mint chocolate chip ice cream and it's a beautiful day after all..

Being the very best parent you can be is the best feeling in the world, of course you actually have to do it and not just claim to have done it, that just makes you a piece of shit !

everybody likes a little choke and poke sometimes !

I lost my virginity, but I still have the box it came in..

try not to be a cunt
*Buddha*

I like the nights.

Some of my best days were nights.

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I am utterly disappointed by the fact that I am capable of being so utterly disappointed !!

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Let all the "grown-up" idiots play their games and be completely ridiculous, but don't let them use the child as a weapon, don't let them deprive the child of love or happiness just to give them leverage in their ignorant drama...

A "MAN" will do anything and everything for his children, not for some damn woman, what kind of woman would want a "MAN" like that anyway ???

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I'll do whatever it takes to make sure a child never feels unloved or unwanted..and I'll do whatever it takes to make sure the fuckers that caused it ,hurt more than that child.. ever will !!!!

A "man" who chooses a woman who is jealous of his child over his child will NEVER be happy with her, himself, or with anything in his life ! ...and he doesn't deserve to be !

Who ever decided that after five years they just didn't want to be a parent anymore, never want to see their child again, never want to be there for them, and who in earth could just forget they love that child...?? obviously someone who never really loved the child in the first place, or who loves themselves or someone else more...THAT'S NOT LOVE !!! That is bullshit ....

may all your dreams end with you waking up..

I licked the silver spoon , drank from the golden cup, and smoked the finest green...

who need batteries when you can plug in the headphones and listen to RHCP !!

give your love to someone who knows what to do with it

you are everything I never wanted

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if it hadn't been for you..I could've been happy

Edgar Allan Poe .. tragically sad, beautifully spoken

#deadpoetalive

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without our dreams there would be no hope...don't wake me up again !!!

Music, it's my only escape !!

Wine is fine but whisky's quicker..

All green should be legal tender..

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I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to give you the impression that I give a fuck !!

Rehab is for quitters..

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In a time of chimpanzees I was a monkey...

Go crazy with the cheez- whiz

Double Barrel Buckshot

people will tell you what they think you want to hear, but they will show you everything you need to know..

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Never push a loyal person to the point where they no longer care

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they never did tell us how to get to Sesame Street !

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it's not a dick, don't take it so hard !!

you should never change who you are to make someone else happy, if they don't like who you are, fuck them...they don't belong in YOUR life !

I believe Jesus said " turn the other cheek" but he did not say..bend over and take it up the ass...you control how you allow yourself to be treated by others !

if someone talks to you about other people, imagine what they say to others about you ..

always be kind, considerate, helpful, and respectful..but when they treat you like shit anyway...show them what being a real motherfucker is all about !!

if you want something you've never had, you have to do what you've never done...

surround yourself with the people that make you happy that you are you !!

don't live with regret and don't die with it either..

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Be the kind of friend you'd love to have !!

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people will tell you what they think you want to hear, but they will show you everything you need to know..

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people say " I'm sorry" all the time, but if they truly felt remorse, they would only have to say it ONCE !!

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people may forget what you said or what you did, but they will never forget how you made them feel..

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If only the good die young, I'm going to live forever

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there's he said, she said, and then you have the truth...

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will kill for fun

sneakers:

what's on your feet ?

#sneaker, #sneakerness

Sneakers,
what's on your feet?

just do it.....

Nike

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the more I see... the less I know..the more I'd like to let it go..hey O
RHCP

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I love my dog, he deserves it more than anyone I've ever met

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ain't no rest for the wicked

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a trip to Wal-Mart is essentially a trip to hell

dream of
Californication

RHCP

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I have the simplest of tastes, only the best will do..
Oscar Wilde

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Easter the one time of the year parents let children eat whatever they find on the ground #bunnyshit

#bunny

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I fooled around and fell in lust, then I turned around and stepped in love..

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a good man is hard to find, but a hard man is good to find !

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the secret of life is living it...

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you're a real bad-ass when you're on the phone..
LMAO

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if you find me offensive, maybe you should stop finding me...

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it is better to ask for forgiveness than ask for permission

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we are all perverted, some of us just aren't afraid to admit it !!

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the American dream is still....SEX, DRUGS, and Rock N Roll !

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I scream , you scream, we all scream for SEX...

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just how much does one bullet really cost...

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sometimes gotta shoot from the hip..hell its all 50/50...

if your gona be dad be good AT IT....

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if your gona be dad be good AT IT....

there's a big difference between knowing what you're doing and doing what you know..

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I don't mind it when people lie to me, it's when they expect me to believe it that pisses me off ..

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if I'd die for you, I'd kill for you

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it's not that I don't trust you, I don't want to have to trust you !!

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I'd rather die knowing I tried everything than live and not do anything !!!

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Brock, United States

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kill them with kindness, smile as you squeeze the trigger !!!

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kill them with kindness, smile as you squeeze the trigger !!!

Brock, United States

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I'd rather die knowing I tried everything than live and not do anything !!!

Brock, United States

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what if this life is just an audition for the real thing....

Brock, United States

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the best way to get over somebody is to get under somebody

Brock, United States

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if we all get a piece maybe we'll all get some peace

Brock, United States

#peace

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if we all get a piece maybe we'll all get some peace

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Stress balls really work when you shove them down someone's throat.

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Stress balls really work when you shove them down someone's throat.

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Haters will see you walk on water and say its because you can't swim.

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I 'm gonna hang a Batman outfit in my closet just to screw with myself when I get Alzheimer's.

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karma, it's pronounced
HA HA
FUCK YOU

if I agreed with you, we would both be wrong !!

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Your pants say yoga, but your ass says McDonalds!

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I 'm gonna hang a Batman outfit in my closet just to screw with myself when I get Alzheimer's.

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An Australian kiss is like a French kiss

but Down Under

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Your pants say yoga, but your ass says McDonalds!

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