bold's Posts

Get Alice into art school

#AfD, #Weidel, #rejected, #notagain, #weidelwoanders

Ziya, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

Lust is always a good reason never a good excuse

#honest

boldino, eulekauzig, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame, Krisargent, killerjoe1941, Fionacatherine and Ziya like this

Putting the clown in the palace doesn't make him king. It makes the palace a circus.

Reposted from Adwanker

#repost

Flockae, nano560, BoldDelight, prubton, sudeshnarocks, CurrentNobody, buzzielizzy and sheeza like this

Let's just go anywhere for no particular reason. See what it feels like to outrun expectations.

#keepmoving, #lazyass

cococaro, eulekauzig, Trek, buzzielizzy, Ziya, BoldDelight, CurrentNobody and Krisargent like this

reposted by Ziya

Live every moment like you wank for life.

#intimate, #unmiserable, #pleasure, #goodwankers, #shake

timothy21, BoldDelight and buzzielizzy like this

You don't need 12 inches of happyness to be a decent human.

#intimate, #stopbitching

timothy21, BoldDelight, buzzielizzy, AndSheCame and Ziya like this

I prefer people who shut up and eat their soggy fries than acting like Karens in this restaurant called life.

prubton, buzzielizzy, timothy21, AndSheCame, siouxz and Ziya like this

reposted by buzzielizzy

Aus Möwen kann man keinen Saft machen.

#stuffmykidsays

eulekauzig, buzzielizzy, BoldDelight and JMBis like this

"Learn to forget"

So you're telling me to get myself a little brainwash to sober up my thoughts and feelings?

Why not ask for an alien abduction instead?

#bullshit, #advice

buzzielizzy, Goldmine, Fionacatherine, AndSheCame, Ziya, schnudelhupf, JMBis and Krisargent like this

#big-words, #stuffmykidsays

LightSplit, Ziya, buzzielizzy, eulekauzig, AndSheCame, schnudelhupf, BoldDelight, JMBis and Krisargent like this

I'm bored on planet earth.

#big-words, #stuffmykidsays

bold, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame, schnudelhupf, JMBis and Krisargent like this

Tomorrow's Birthday is Today.

#Baby, #Rocket-List, #Parenting

BoldDelight, SlickMemes, Ziya, JMBis, Krisargent, siouxz and CurrentNobody like this

The Future is Innocent.

Don't Drop the Baby
Today.

#Baby, #Rocket-List, #Parenting

BoldDelight, Ziya, Krisargent, siouxz, Authlander and CurrentNobody like this

words
can not express the joy of new life

#HermannHesse, #Quote, #Babygirl, #Familylife

Lirpae.., DonSpaccafurnu, schnudelhupf, buzzielizzy, BoldDelight, iam_diran, Rosentulpen, lakin, Sledge, CurrentNobody and 2 others like this

reposted by Ziya and rachelkisses

Unstupid
the World

#unstupid, #galaxy

dor1316, Stig300, BoldDelight, Krisargent, karlokoenig, buzzielizzy, lakin, Ziya, sudeshnarocks and CurrentNobody like this

reposted by Ziya

Parenthood is all about love and do not fuck this up.

#moonlanding, #familylife, #adventure, #p

Krisargent, buzzielizzy, karlokoenig, lakin, moonsecrets, HeartOnFire, Sledge, eulekauzig, JMBis and schnudelhupf like this

A cockroach just came by to say "Hello Fuckers! ..guess I'm your spirit animal now."

buzzielizzy, PublicScratch, SashoKremich, ErikSmit, Krisargent, locupleto, Juli7, BoldDelight, TimBuktu, theobserver and 3 others like this

reposted by petegutz2

if the ship's not sinking, the rats will never leave

Reposted from anonymous

buzzielizzy, SashoKremich, BoldDelight, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame, eulekauzig, Krisargent and JMBis like this

avocados are jerks

Campo, UserOne, Lirpae.., sudeshnarocks, Ziya and CurrentNobody like this

b

is my favorite letter on the internet dot com

Krisargent, HeartOnFire, Lirpae.., BoldDelight, Ziya, UserOne, JMBis, CurrentNobody and prubton like this

Today marks the 10 year anniversary of boldomatic. A decade filled with over 3m statements, shared by writers from over 100 countries.

Wow.

HeartOnFire, Pesca, streetmedic, Lirpae.., Krisargent, petegutz2, Fionacatherine, locupleto, fruitgarden, SlickMemes and 8 others like this

reposted by lonelyscribe and SlickMemes

beschwipst ist nur
wer sich den Vollrausch nicht leisten kann

#inflation

BoldDelight, JMBis and prubton like this

What if your 17 year old you, saw who you are today at 70, what would she say?

Krisargent, prubton, Authlander, buzzielizzy, Fionacatherine, Ziya and UserOne like this

#WeStandWithUkraine

Sasquatchprime, Pesca, buzzielizzy, Juli7, tobimeister, prubton, eulekauzig, petegutz2, Trek, streetmedic and 6 others like this

reposted by Sledge, Trek and tobimeister

The voice of reason died suffocating, trying not to cough during history making.

#voices

Krisargent, buzzielizzy, petegutz2, prubton, juliettebravo, BoldDelight, UserOne, Ziya, Convo_Ray, Fionacatherine and 5 others like this

reposted by Sirskitten

behind every duct tape there's a miracle waiting to happen

#boldomatic

Krisargent, rolandmorgan, buzzielizzy, Juli7, BoldDelight, eulekauzig, Fionacatherine, Sledge, prubton, CurrentNobody and 2 others like this

sorry but the password must contain the true
meaning of life and cheese

#xysag_%##}$>.

Krisargent, buzzielizzy, BoldDelight, UserOne, Sherry89, AndSheCame, CurrentNobody, Ziya, Campo, karlokoenig and 2 others like this

reposted by Krisargent

It's not the loneliness. It's my lower back killing me.

#Britney, #Back, #Pain, #aches

Krisargent, guzfox, Campo, iam_diran, UserOne, timothy21, Sirskitten, BoldDelight, Ziya, Authlander and 1 other like this

reposted by Sirskitten

Frère Jacques
Frère Jacques
Dormez vous?
Dormez vous?
Sonnez les matines
Sonnez les matines
Ding ding dong
0:1

#EM2020, #FRA-SUI

Krisargent, karlokoenig, JMBis, AndSheCame, UserOne, kenwats, Ziya and Fionacatherine like this

Sending warm greekings your way

Mália, Greece

#Greece, #Hi, #greeting, #card

Krisargent, NovelDotangie, UserOne, Babs_77, CurrentNobody, BoldDelight, guggigirl, lonelyscribe, Ziya and eulekauzig like this

We're the
Keith Richards of social media.

#Undead, #Boldomatic

Boldomatic, Krisargent, buzzielizzy, JMBis, 77BabsTI, juliettebravo, swatchUSA, eulekauzig, busylizzie1, timothy21 and 13 others like this

reposted by Boldomatic

Sorry guys.

The dusty old servers broke down.

Krisargent, UsualMan, Juli7, BoldDelight, juliettebravo, AndSheCame, kenwats, JodieT, sudeshnarocks, eulekauzig and 5 others like this

Call girls in Delhi, how are you doing today?

#cancer, #butwhy

Krisargent, busylizzie1, karlokoenig, Gully, UserOne, SlickMemes, petegutz2, Fionacatherine, Ziya and octothorpe like this

enough

is a happy place

#state, #of, #mind

Krisargent, 77BabsTI, busylizzie1, drkayc, HeartOnFire, karlokoenig, Gully, lonelyscribe, Fionacatherine, GaylrdSprFckr and 9 others like this

reposted by Ziya and karlokoenig

wer nicht kann
will
nicht

Zurich, Switzerland

#Wolkenbruch, #Moviequote

t_treeman, -Juliane-, Fionacatherine, Ziya, Rosentulpen and swatchUSA like this

Life is like a swimming pool. No water in it though. Basically it's a bunch of walls you can't climb and the floor is wet.

#slippery, #lane

Krisargent, busylizzie1, streetmedic, Andromenadda, kenwats, locupleto, Authlander, UserOne, PublicScratch, MonoGate and 4 others like this

you're my typo of woman

#type, #typo, #mistake, #wrong

Andromenadda, UserOne, SourceBlack, Cat-like, eulekauzig, Campo, IO_N_O, DominicLomax, BoldDelight, Ziya and 5 others like this

It's time for the aliens to enter the scene.

#whatsnext, #2020

Krisargent, Andromenadda, UserOne, SourceBlack, only1me66, ingenborg, Juli7, BoldDelight, sudeshnarocks, JodieT and 6 others like this

reposted by karlokoenig

"You know what!? I'm getting tired of this shit. Let's glue this pancake to the ceiling and call it a night."

The Universe

#moon

Krisargent, JMBis, sirskitten1, Andromenadda, UserOne, SourceBlack, swatchUSA, myownboss, crftmgk, nipase and 12 others like this

reposted by sudeshnarocks and sirskitten1

Parenthood feels a lot like a hangover -
minus the part where you went out the night before, had fun with your friends and drank too much.

#ewww, #familylove, #nosleep

UserOne, SourceBlack, roosterbear, streetmedic, SlickMemes, Juli7, JodieT, IO_N_O, Wuff, CurrentNobody and 6 others like this

Wash your hands, we're writing history.

#Covid-19, #Corona, #Virus, #stepup, #change

Krisargent, Andromenadda, BillyT, guzfox, Wuff, dangrb, kewiino, JodieT, busylizzie, BoldDelight and 15 others like this

reposted by MyM

Imagine having the confidence to think. Unbelievable.

#off, #limits

diversiti, streetmedic, kewiino, kenwats, -Juliane-, nipase, crftmgk, karlokoenig, CurrentNobody, juliettebravo and 7 others like this

There's a monkey on my back
Makes me act like that

Zurich, Switzerland

#itislike, #monkey23, #TheKills

Andromenadda, UserOne, karlokoenig, CurrentNobody, swatchUSA, Ziya, eulekauzig, PennyLame and sudeshnarocks like this

According to the label of my pasta dish,
I'm 2-3 people.

#packaging, #hungry, #eatingfor3, @swatchUSA

Textli, Andromenadda, 5H4WNH, Adnanhaj, Campo, eulekauzig, BoldDelight, Juli7, AndSheCame, TextyLilou and 4 others like this

If a zombie-creating virus would travel by stupidity, we'd all be fucked in no time.

#2020

SlickMemes, Andromenadda, UserOne, Campo, Authlander, eulekauzig, JodieT, sudeshnarocks, BoldDelight, Fionacatherine and 7 others like this

reposted by SlickMemes

and what if it's not meant to be, like pineapple on a pizza?

#whatif, #pineapple, #dilemma

Krisargent, UserOne, kenwats, JodieT, BoldDelight, Sherry89, sudeshnarocks, nipase and Fionacatherine like this

Reposted from dAn

#boldomatic, #anniversary, #19NOV, #app, #golive, #appstore, #boldlove

Krisargent, eulekauzig, BoldDelight, naebitnae, campino, guggigirl, CurrentNobody, AndSheCame, nipase, Ziya and 4 others like this

wings can make you fly and so can a firm kick in the butt. don't be a chicken.

#courage

UserOne, eulekauzig, ElfiEdel, Fabriciuz, BoldDelight, locupleto, JodieT, Drakonan, nipase, Fionacatherine and 7 others like this

just a man struggling to open a can of beans...

Now I want to punch the world in the face or start a war.

#angry

swatchUSA, UserOne, Ziya, eulekauzig, BoldDelight, busylizzie, JamieLeeSmith, Sasquatchprime, timothy21, JodieT and 6 others like this

Clockwork Orange,
The Grinch, Casablanca, Rebel without a cause, One flew over the cuckoo's nest...

Yes, each diaper I change gets its own movie title.
My wife hates it 100%.

UserOne, eulekauzig, HeartOnFire, Zeba, JodieT, busylizzie, Sasquatchprime, sudeshnarocks, BoldDelight, Authlander and 6 others like this

My love for you would easily fill a billion diapers, just like you do with your poo.

#eat, #sleep, #shit, #love

SlickMemes, UserOne, eulekauzig, FrankFilocamo, NowaveFootSwag, HeartOnFire, JodieT, busylizzie, swatchUSA, Andromenadda and 8 others like this

How many cups of coffee a day is okay for a newborn?

#stuff, #to, #ask, #the, #nurse

Krisargent, UserOne, eulekauzig, FrankFilocamo, busylizzie, Bhoomi_Dekate, petegutz2, Fionacatherine, JodieT, Ziya and 9 others like this

#proudest, #happiest, #Dad, #alive

Krisargent, UserOne, busylizzie, Bhoomi_Dekate, begrian, Ziya, BoldDelight, MyM, nipase, swatchUSA and 4 others like this

My sun protection is just me yelling at the sun.

#heat

Krisargent, UserOne, eulekauzig, swatchUSA, JodieT, Orkid, BoldDelight, ThemeSubject, busylizzie, karlokoenig and 9 others like this

now and then it hits you and you realize how lucky you actually are

#grateful, #pause

Krisargent, UserOne, luchendrickx, JodieT, Andromenadda, Adnanhaj, Vickyy, eulekauzig, juliettebravo, springfire and 10 others like this

reposted by Ziya and petegutz2

I wasn't gone until I returned

Zurich, Switzerland

#catchmeifyoucan, #back

Krisargent, UserOne, JodieT, Andromenadda, eulekauzig, EzE2422, BoldDelight, MissFine, Lirpae.., MyM and 4 others like this

She's a sucker for thunders and the mistress of storms. Our lives echo more than the bound to colide.

#Her

JodieT, Andromenadda, litjackson, partiallyHere, eulekauzig, wizlosophy, bold, UserOne, MyM, karlokoenig and 4 others like this

#letsgohome

SlickMemes, JodieT, Andromenadda, CurrentNobody, MovieScript, Campo, bold, wizlosophy, bmj, Juli7 and 9 others like this

reposted by busylizzie

May I suggest we stop blessing people who sneeze?

Fuck them.

#Hatschi, #achoo

SlickMemes, UserOne, wortwurster, LineTrack, blackboxmagic, BoldDelight, Orkid, JodieT, Leanne, nipase and 5 others like this

Yesterday is a closed door.

But sure as shit you may still learn from it.

#lessons, #history, #yesterday

Krisargent, HeartOnFire, Adnanhaj, Leanne, UserOne, wookie, PueppiRazza, hanueli, Fionacatherine, boldolicious and 11 others like this

reposted by wookie

never underestimate the power of a pickle on a lousy sandwich

#NoShit

UserOne, JodieT, duncandamastah, Leanne, hanueli, Kenjamin, busylizzie, Juli7, sudeshnarocks, Acataphasja and 9 others like this

Welcome to the hotel of rainy Sunday afternoons. Enjoy your stay.

#Room, #Ready

UserOne, JodieT, dannyzee, Ziya, busylizzie, eulekauzig, mir-jam, BoldDelight, campino, timothy21 and 8 others like this

Every day is 1st of April

The guide for everything you read on
the internet

#BookTitle

Fionacatherine, UserOne, duncandamastah, springfire, JodieT, crafty, swatchUSA, Andromenadda, locupleto, eulekauzig and 10 others like this

reposted by karlokoenig and UserOne

With the size of a nut, you're shaking our world.

I'm over the moon.

Also, I'm glad that I won't have to push you out of my private parts.

See you on the other side.

#expecting, #baby, #shrimp

UserOne, luchendrickx, JodieT, busylizzie, crafty, Robinista, Lirpae.., Sasquatchprime, sudeshnarocks, eulekauzig and 10 others like this

I'm not sure if luck is a thing but it travels as a band.

#grateful

Krisargent, busylizzie, Orkid, dor1316, JWBarlament, GrummMell, crafty, mir-jam, nipase, karlokoenig and 11 others like this

My body hair decided to go for a walk and discover new places.

#Why, #What, #Hello, #NewHere, #Age, #Iliveherenow

busylizzie, Orkid, Hodir, BoldDelight, GrummMell, Lirpae.., Campo, CurrentNobody, dannyzee, kenwats and 8 others like this

When life is boring, eat an edible.

#always, #hungry

Krisargent, SlickMemes, Gurudatt, crafty, BoldDelight, dannyzee, roosterbear, ChrisRota, ZeepBella, WeaknessPick and 4 others like this

reposted by SlickMemes

Let's leave the rest of 2018 to the hyenas.

#Dear2019

Krisargent, crafty, eulekauzig, Luenchen, Fionacatherine, Petronius, MyM, sudeshnarocks, swatchUSA, Krusa and 3 others like this

if it's not too late,
it's very late already

#late, #times, #running, #out

JodieT, Gurudatt, Krusa, locupleto, myownboss, ritacg, guzfox, Campo, BoldDelight, karlokoenig and 9 others like this

Boldomatic set sail six years ago to conquer the world of words in social media. It continues to be a hell of a ride with sunny days and headwinds we faced. No matter the destination, I'm grateful for the experience and the people who share it. The journey goes on.

#Salute, #ThankYou, #6years, #19NOV, #Boldomatic, #anniversary, #awesome, #community, #great, #Team, #proud, #grateful

Krisargent, TimBuktu, JMBis, lonelyscribe, buzzielizzy, Gurudatt, Krusa, bmj, dor1316, UserOne and 39 others like this

reposted by swatchUSA, buzzielizzy and lonelyscribe

Welcome to your late thirties.
Every time you move, you're going to hear a crack now until you die.

#sports, #age, #body, #cracking, #bones

Krisargent, Krusa, krubjas, codytatman, DeafLori, comanzatara, crafty, MyM, Fmon, crackbuttjoe and 5 others like this

There's nothing philosophical about this Schnitzel which is hard to digest.

#Schnitzel

luchendrickx, Krusa, crafty, JannatArora, BoldDelight, nipase, mediadeo, Petronius and AyWeiWei like this

sometimes all you need is 20 seconds of insane courage, 20 seconds of embarrassing bravery.

Reposted from abattersby

#ticktack, #sotrue, #go

Krisargent, crafty, Gurudatt, Krusa, Orkid, sawei, tide, krubjas, varshikar, ilgatto and 10 others like this

Heaven
is made of hotdogs and hering.

Frederiksberg, Denmark

#Hygge, #denmark, #copenhagen, #govisit

luchendrickx, Krusa, campino, dannyzee, Luenchen, Orkid, crafty, LethalShib, timothy21, lindaann and 2 others like this

Keep your friends close and make new ones abroad.

#travelling, #denmark, #coming

HeartOnFire, Krusa, krubjas, eulekauzig, crafty, fart, dannyzee, zefrances, misterlab, blackboxmagic and 15 others like this

We travelled all the way to the atlantic ocean... turns out the bloody thing is empty.

Le Bois, France

#lowtide

Krusa, krubjas, ChrisRota, crafty, Petronius, sudeshnarocks, ZeepBella, ThoughtBoy, springfire and nipase like this

I've had so many oysters,
I'm about to shit pearls.

Cap Ferret, France

#France, #Holiday, #CapFerret, #Arcachon, #Huîtres

lyke17, Krusa, krubjas, LolaTitaLyd, phuamaxx, MonoGate, eulekauzig, OnlineGuy, LoisLane, hey.its.mira and 18 others like this

reposted by Boldomatic and hippiechic

Where's a huge cliff to jump from, when you need one?

#mistakes, #shame

schnudelhupf, crafty, krubjas, jjwarren97, dor1316, jmb, timothy21, ProperDesastre, myownboss, Petronius and 6 others like this

reposted by BoldDelight

I have a sugar high from accepting all these cookie statements.

#ThinkingOutLoud, #GDPR, #policy, #EU, #website, #privacy

MustBNiceLyfeJ, Krisargent, cherniavskaa, ZeepBella, Krusa, krubjas, hey.its.mira, crafty, Andromenadda, TravelDexter and 21 others like this

reposted by swatchUSA, Campo and hanna1

I'm no sailor but
I do appreciate tailwind.

Zurich, Switzerland

#Rückenwind, #progress, #forward

Krusa, gizmo2705, crafty, Andromenadda, ChrisRota, jmb, Bhoomi_Dekate, neve.b, eulekauzig, juliettebravo and 9 others like this

reposted by DarkBlack

The internet.

Join a witch hunt from the comfort of your couch.

#rage, #before, #facts, #bashing, #shitstorm, #bandwagon

Krusa, luchendrickx, krubjas, hey.its.mira, AnneLo, springfire, lippylindy, Orkid, Ziya, Andromenadda and 19 others like this

reposted by Ziya

After 37 years on this planet and deep observation, I can honestly say that I have no fucking clue, what's going on.

#maybe, #someday, #soon, #sense

Krisargent, Gurudatt, Krusa, krubjas, juliettebravo, busylizzie, comanzatara, alw1977, Schmorny, Andromenadda and 25 others like this

reposted by flolow and AnneLo

The shops are open 24/7 in this 'spiritual place'.

Ubud, Indonesia

#Ubud, #agony

krubjas, eulekauzig, Campo, ChrisRota, Ziya, juneocallagh, crafty, Orkid, Petronius, timothy21 and 4 others like this

The ocean is really loud. I don't even hear the alarm clock in the morning that I don't need.

#holidays, #waves, #cracking, #sound, #nice

krubjas, Schmorny, Ziya, juneocallagh, crafty, Orkid, streetmedic, Authlander, myownboss, Andromenadda and 14 others like this

Hope's busy.

Get up off your butt!

Zurich, Switzerland

#work, #try, #harder, #hope, #toxic

Krisargent, krubjas, crafty, Orkid, Ziya, CityCharacter, Lirpae.., ForeverActive, ThoughtBoy, phuamaxx and 15 others like this

Fall on your ass and land in a pile of eggs.

#Happy, #Easter

crafty, Andromenadda, jmb, Orkid, beingme, satan, JodieT, lyfe, Fionacatherine, juneocallagh and 9 others like this

reposted by juneocallagh

Single snowflake was spotted in the sky over London, the airport shuts down.

#LHR, #*

krubjas, Lirpae.., Orkid, albiin, Jamille, Dwell, FrankFilocamo, dor1316, SourceBlack, ForeverActive and 20 others like this

reposted by MissInk

I came.
I saw.
But I'm unwilling to take the consequences.

#giveup, #option, #decisions

Gurudatt, krubjas, Jamille, SourceBlack, ChrisRota, rahzielx, ThoughtBoy, anca, FrankFilocamo, Luenchen and 10 others like this

reposted by hopeless36 and anca

I'm just glad to have smarter people around me.

#yep, #truestory

Krisargent, Gurudatt, springfire, krubjas, BG_r, ElfiEdel, UserOne, SourceBlack, ChrisRota, FrankFilocamo and 15 others like this

reposted by BG_r

racking toothache surely beats your desire to change the world, amongst other things

#AUA, #pussy, #toothache, #pain, #men, #notknown

crafty, PublicScratch, Lirpae.., SourceBlack, campino, lyfe, meohmy, CityCharacter, eulekauzig, JodieT and 10 others like this

Everyone shut up.

Someone on the internet has an opinion.

#shhhhh

blacknote, crafty, krubjas, Space_Shots, comanzatara, Polkadotskitty, Fionacatherine, karlokoenig, roosterbear, arobin4 and 34 others like this

reposted by Vandtastic, JelenaMitrovic and karlokoenig

Text me when morals are back in town.

krubjas, Andromenadda, campino, Deborah.A, petegutz2, ilgatto, iam_diran, myownboss, Fionacatherine, Drakonan and 15 others like this

You come ask me if I can help out, there's a high chance I do, if I can. How can it be that such bearing is being abused more often than being rewarded?

#loosing, #trust, #people, #karma, #maytheyburn

krubjas, Andromenadda, dirtywhorepig, Fionacatherine, sudeshnarocks, rahzielx, eulekauzig, juneocallagh, myownboss, FrankFilocamo and 9 others like this

Good times are not for sale.

Zurich, Switzerland

#sale, #good, #times, #money, #cantbuy

BossLunch, sirskitten1, LinesInTheSand, ZeepBella, Krusa, krubjas, Luca.Cheers, Andromenadda, campino, SourceBlack and 45 others like this

reposted by Boldomatic, ljcreative, ehab_faris, FrankFilocamo, darkstarzero, banthiatarun, stargater and sirskitten1

You stop staring at your stupid phone for a second and pow, bloody Montblanc is on fire.

Belleville, France

#Montblanc, #Mountains, #sun, #awesomeness, #digital, #detox

krubjas, hopeless36, SourceBlack, tide, Saari, FrankFilocamo, Stiltskin, misterlab, JodieT, kewiino and 13 others like this

Your stupid

- Grammar

#Internet, #comments, #youre, #sarcasm

Andromenadda, SourceBlack, crafty, rvnstn, tide, comanzatara, FrankFilocamo, anvex, CityCharacter, JodieT and 24 others like this

reposted by rachelkisses

On the one hand
why not
and on the other hand
fuck it.

Zurich, Switzerland

#choices, #whynots, #whocares

krubjas, SourceBlack, crafty, BG_r, FrankFilocamo, JodieT, Ziya, sarah_hilliams, albiin, Campo and 31 others like this

reposted by rachelkisses and Anveshi

Five years ago today we published this app called Boldomatic.

#anniversary, #boldomatic, #iOS, #launch, #appstore

buzzielizzy, Krisargent, Mo81186, GrummMell, krubjas, MakingChange, EzraCat, Andromenadda, WalliserBotsch, DBadLeprechaun and 48 others like this

reposted by sudeshnarocks, misterlab, petegutz2, fidosh146, Boldomatic, Hannah69 and Viciouse31

Oh look, it's raining dickheads again.

#Monday, #people, #inside, #rain

krubjas, stargater, TrainBirthday, Ziya, crafty, lyfe, atheist, UserOne, Luenchen, Atinium and 18 others like this

reposted by uglyteen, FutureFeel and zeux

My left foot smells like sour rain over yesterday's oysters.

#TMI

krubjas, crafty, JodieT, juneocallagh, sudeshnarocks, locupleto, MyM, campino, Fionacatherine and InfluenceNoise like this

When shit hits the fan, it's time to move apartments.

#utter, #wisdom

krubjas, crafty, Deborah.A, eulekauzig, JodieT, juneocallagh, sudeshnarocks, locupleto, MyM, Fionacatherine and 3 others like this

You can tell me to trust, I'll listen when it echoes in my heart.

Krisargent, krubjas, luchendrickx, JodieT, crafty, jo_annetaylor, nipase, peterpiper, campino, SourceBlack and 14 others like this

reposted by Rosentulpen

The greatest threat to our planet is the belief that someone else will save it.

www.boldomatic.com

#smilinggecko, #quote, #Robert, #Swan, #support

Krisargent, krubjas, jmb, FrankFilocamo, meohmy, stargater, dor1316, jo_annetaylor, peterpiper, SourceBlack and 36 others like this

reposted by sudeshnarocks, karlokoenig, myownboss, stargater and hmiyazaki

Fate l'amore with Sicilian cuisine.

Pachino, Italy

#gaining, #weight, #well, #worth, #it, #sexytime

ChrisRota, JodieT, crafty, SourceBlack, Lirpae.., misterlab, juneocallagh, Authlander, dor1316, lindaann and 5 others like this

Choosing a place for a drink is taking a stand.

Syracuse, Italy

#bar, #wisdom, #italy, #sicily

krubjas, JodieT, campino, Campo, crafty, SourceBlack, Adnanhaj, Shea, MMNK, arxvis and 5 others like this

Tempted to go on a paid trip to Cambodia and write about a non-profit initiative?

#coming, #soon, #staytuned, #boldomatic, #ello, #cause, #smilinggecko, #artist, #invite

krubjas, crafty, Orkid, inamorta, SourceBlack, timothy21, Authlander, PhillAnt, Shea, knuthamsun and 12 others like this

reposted by vincien, vincien and Campo

It took me 36 years to attend my first yoga class, might as well take another 36 for the second one.

#chilllling, #ground, #neck, #braking, #slow, #death, #yoga

krubjas, PositionAir, luchendrickx, JodieT, crafty, tide, siwebi00, juneocallagh, SourceBlack, timothy21 and 19 others like this

reposted by FrankTheTank

Keep your feet on the ground, my ass!

- Flamingos

#flamingo, #flamingoes

siwebi00, SourceBlack, eliane, Shea, lyfe, Sunshine123, knuthamsun, JodieT, misterlab, Fionacatherine and 7 others like this

I've found some grey hair lately. I guess there's nothing left to do but die.

#nodrama

krubjas, JodieT, SourceBlack, Campo, BeatMeter, emelieaden, phuamaxx, Mary_C, perellano, Shea and 27 others like this

reposted by Luenchen and invalid

Please support my kickstarter campaign to open a homeschool for aliens.

#alien, #thanks

krubjas, stargater, Campo, tide, ChrisRota, SamNSara, juneocallagh, Ziya, swatchUSA, ZeepBella and 17 others like this

everything is just peachy

#Monday, #Sarcasm

krubjas, BG_r, SamNSara, Orkid, Kara24xo, UserOne, key, knuthamsun, lyfe, Fionacatherine and 11 others like this

reposted by EscapeNote

Is it the Moonshine or new background patterns?

#testing, #color, #gradients

krubjas, SamNSara, emiledi77, redikryeziu, ProperDesastre, TrainBirthday, Kara24xo, Sunshine123, dor1316, SourceBlack and 29 others like this

reposted by sudeshnarocks, rachelkisses and redikryeziu

The most difficult part is getting up, afterwards it just gets worse.

#homestories, #irony, #life, #mornings

krubjas, timothy21, prubton, ChrisRota, SamNSara, BiteSenior, SourceBlack, tide, Shea, lyfe and 16 others like this

reposted by sandroushka

Congratulations on joining an uncensored network.

#stay, #bold

krubjas, KnightofSIAL, TrainBirthday, jmb, springfire, busylizzie, GS17, Kara24xo, BiteSenior, SourceBlack and 34 others like this

reposted by dor1316, juneocallagh, busylizzie and TrainBirthday

Woke up and no horse head was in our bed.

Tropea, Italy

#Italy, #Godfather

krubjas, SourceBlack, juneocallagh, Shea, prubton, tide, petegutz2, dor1316, meohmy, kenwats and 11 others like this

copycat
copycat
copycat
copycat
copycat
copycat
copycat
copycat
copycat
copycat
copycat
copycat

#boomerang

krubjas, petegutz2, dor1316, DygytAlice, swatchUSA, SourceBlack, NerdWord, FrankFilocamo, juneocallagh, CleoBe and 13 others like this

reposted by sudeshnarocks, FrankFilocamo and DygytAlice

I get it Trump, I've been a failure the last 100 days too.

#Trump, #100, #failures, #andmore

timothy21, CleoBe, petegutz2, DygytAlice, SmokeShell, adam_1212, FrankFilocamo, Luenchen, lyfe, phuamaxx and 11 others like this

Gluten

I'm grateful for you guys. Keep up with your intolerance scheme. It's inspiring.

#grateful, #people, #gluten, #fear

krubjas, petegutz2, DygytAlice, SmokeShell, key, Shea, endlessky, dor1316, SourceBlack, tide and 19 others like this

reposted by FrankTheTank

Tomorrow is not Monday

#Monday, #better, #days

Robomeleon, krubjas, CleoBe, FrankFilocamo, Shea, tide, SourceBlack, zetzero_, misterlab, sofreakingfab and 14 others like this

breeze rumble
hooray

#ole

krubjas, CleoBe, FrankFilocamo, SourceBlack, purplechill, juneocallagh, sudeshnarocks, Fionacatherine, meohmy, kenwats and 7 others like this

when a rational decision flirts with an emotional nightmare, what should you listen to?

#open, #for, #suggestions, #head, #vs, #heart, #decisions, #wanted

krubjas, CleoBe, FrankFilocamo, SourceBlack, tide, MyLifeInWords, purplechill, OrangeBox, dor1316, juneocallagh and 9 others like this

Art is not a mirror held up to reality but a hammer with which to shape it.
B. Brecht

#resist, #art, #purpose

CleoBe, FrankFilocamo, Vandtastic, creatorbeats, shankarrkn, m_R_s, cybersont, Ziya, MyM, SourceBlack and 21 others like this

Design is the magic sauce.

#design, #agency, #add, #some

krubjas, CleoBe, key, GS17, petegutz2, tide, SourceBlack, kristiina, albiin, wizlosophy and 17 others like this

Frida Khalo wore a unibrow and light moustache, because 'why not'.

#womens, #day, #2017, #Khalo

CleoBe, SourceBlack, Vandtastic, eutateus, Fionacatherine, swatchUSA, Luenchen, guzfox, locupleto, karatekidskye and 13 others like this

This is an out of office notification.

You're welcome.

Jaffa, Israel

#holidays, #ole, #TelAviv

krubjas, CleoBe, gabimat, tide, wizlosophy, prubton, purplechill, supermom, emiledi77, JodieT and 11 others like this

Let me yin your yang.

#lovebirds

sonybox, mila794, FutureFeel, krubjas, jmb, domenicotonico, kara.zorel, janem803, GetShitDone, supaheit and 49 others like this

reposted by Boldomatic, Dar.G, alistair95, milimili, emiledi77, boldorparlt, FrankFilocamo and supaheit

It's monday tomorrow, or as the aussies may say "high-tide for destination fucked".

Silvaplana, Switzerland

#Monday, #coming, #ozzies

krubjas, johncotton, emiledi77, FrankFilocamo, Luenchen, sudeshnarocks, JodieT, schnudelhupf, kenwats, jaybyrd and 10 others like this

Schnitzel was my first love.

#firstlove

Lirpae.., mrsa, Campo, idiomatic, JodieT, purplechill, Luenchen, supermom, Mel.Filsinger, Fionacatherine and 12 others like this

Stupid, but brave

#stepout, #life, #lessons, #take, #risks

krubjas, GetShitDone, imagolux, Lirpae.., idiomatic, EasierSaid246, ljcreative, desyr, SourceBlack, Fionacatherine and 25 others like this

reposted by ChrisRota

I can't give you butterflies, but I can serve you raw chicken.

#love, #life, #chicken, #inspired

Lirpae.., Bartjan, idiomatic, intothelight, tide, DygytAlice, curvema, agirlisagun, Dave, sanditico and 28 others like this

I used to wonder about the true meaning of Christmas until my Mum gave me this golden velour plaid as a present.

#homeshopping, #channel, #joke, #gift, #Mum, #family

krubjas, idiomatic, dAn, enderby, juneocallagh, stefan_noth, Fionacatherine, ManuTiger, bitchnbabe, lindaann and 14 others like this

Eyes. Those damn eyes fucked me forever.

C. Bukowski

#eyes, #love, #blind, #her, #Charles, #Bukowski, #quote, @Shea

Luc_Berlin, TextyLilou, Griclair, eulekauzig, janem803, key, Vandtastic, idiomatic, shankarrkn, aShes_arTwork and 27 others like this

reposted by Blackjackuar, Ggroene and pluton

Would you like another drink?

#blabla, #come, #back, #with, #an, #answer

krubjas, luchendrickx, MaScho, idiomatic, SourceBlack, Parole, Campo, styxx, Luenchen, Juli7 and 18 others like this

reposted by Campo

When life gives you tacos,
watch this movie of an underwater fart, shot with 120 frames per second.

vimeo.com

#you, #are, #welcome

idiomatic, SourceBlack, juneocallagh, SashoKremich, Ravitusker123, revolte42, Blackjackuar, MyM, purplechill, lyfe and 12 others like this

Klaus Kinski thinks I'm unbalanced.

@antowsrhol, #Repost, #translated

idiomatic, SourceBlack, juneocallagh, revolte42, prubton, lyfe, misterlab, Orkid, emiledi77, zefrances and 6 others like this

Klaus Kinski
findet mich unausgeglichen

youtu.be

Reposted from antiwarhol

#in, #honor, #of, #a, #genius, #and, #freak, #25th, #anniversary, #Klaus, #Kinski, #death

MaScho, revolte42, lyfe, Orkid, emiledi77, jaybyrd, Sunshine123, Blackjackuar and whatever. like this

The year is 2048. The grilled cheese emoji has
been elected president for a 2nd term.

Reposted from fart

#say, #cheese

krubjas, luchendrickx, idiomatic, revolte42, lyfe, purplechill, Juli7, only1alyssa, rhorho, misterlab and 25 others like this

In Australia it's already Friday.

#cheers, #weekend

idiomatic, SourceBlack, JodieT, Luenchen, ElfiEdel, jonesygirl80, dor1316, Blackjackuar, sudeshnarocks, MyM and 9 others like this

reposted by FrankFilocamo

Relax - nothing is fair.

#life, #cripples, #choices, #sowhat

krubjas, janem803, idiomatic, Blackjackuar, human, swatchUSA, Bettydent, whatever., pasquale85, Fionacatherine and 29 others like this

reposted by thegalaxy

I hope the Halloween kids will stop ringing at my door soon, I'm almost out of Sardines.

#trickortreat, #nocandy, #eat, #salty, #treat

idiomatic, Blackjackuar, sortemimo9, wipkinger, swatchUSA, redikryeziu, higgy, merozena, prem.prabodh, inamorta and 27 others like this

reposted by rudeboy

Heroes

just for one day

g.co

#BoldomaticLive, #David, #Bowie, #lyrics, #thedayafter, #ThankYou

Krisargent, krubjas, idiomatic, MidnightCousin, redikryeziu, Lieutenant, letterend, Nastiana, Luenchen, locupleto and 20 others like this

I knocked on Heaven's Door but the liquor store is not yet open.

#cheers, #weekend, #soon

krubjas, idiomatic, redikryeziu, rosalix, Nastiana, whatever., FreddieAusmAll, Jonjonny, SourceBlack, meohmy and 22 others like this

reposted by rosalix and redikryeziu

donald eres un pendejo

#Trump, #idiot, #Shirt, #Spanish

Nastiana, SourceBlack, MisterBowtie, bold, TeamRobyn, pasquale85, PenSword72, lyfe, LGAC, meohmy and 16 others like this

reposted by Nastiana

It's funny that two siblings like Kim Jong and Donald can look so very different.

Zurich, Switzerland

#Brothers, #mankind, #evolution?

Campo, GoodBone, idiomatic, eboy, neer, alwaysrite, Orkid, sudeshnarocks, digitus, bold and 21 others like this

reposted by GoodBone

I don't know what these fuckers are up to but these fruit flies seem to be taking over our offices.

#lets, #build, #a, #wall, @Dwell

krubjas, idiomatic, sudeshnarocks, ClareSophia, naebitnae, swatchUSA, michiko3010, prubton, pasquale85, Juli7 and 15 others like this

We came to Amsterdam to find wives and eat meatballs but all we got was an invite to a sex party in the woods and we still haven't seen any kangeroos.

Stockholm, Sweden

#reality, #differs, #sweden

krubjas, Petronius, locupleto, josefibbla, albiin, TapSenior, kenwats, hmiyazaki, SimonLauper, paullam and 22 others like this

Babies are basically alarm clocks that poop.

#Sister, #quote, #sumsitup, #cute

krubjas, GetShitDone, Blackjackuar, deejay2502, dAn, kenwats, DeafLori, SimonLauper, loser2317, fotonobile and 24 others like this

reposted by freshjam

Words are the better bombs

@pensword72, #inspired, #words, #bombs, #bold, #boldomatic

GrummMell, krubjas, ChrisRota, prubton, Dwell, juneocallagh, MidnightCousin, stephinity, Authlander, naebitnae and 22 others like this

reposted by Blackjackuar, onlyseconds and juneocallagh

'Cause what you see you might not get.

www.youtube.com

#Beastie, #Boys, #lyrics, #SABOTAGE

drkayc, yourijesse, Orkid, aana, Fionacatherine, wolffirebox, SourceBlack, Pescha, MAMONI, Shea and 19 others like this

reposted by Blackjackuar and roryy

"I spend the money, I don't save it.
I don't believe in saving money. I think it's arrogant."

www.facebook.com

#quote, #Louis, #C.K

krubjas, princexiv, loser2317, MyM, dangrb, KlingerSevteen, DMein, dor1316, albiin, Retric and 20 others like this

elect clowns, expect a circus

Reposted from anonymous

#friendly, #reminder, #elections, #PLO

agnstthewind, naebitnae, steefaan76, dangrb, DMein, albiin, janineyvette, lyfe, aditya.singh, chrysti and 24 others like this

Whenever I have to deal with legal stuff, I feel the urge to punch people.

#typo, #lawyers, #notmybusiness

krubjas, naebitnae, monique151, phuamaxx, Parole, redcat, Fionacatherine, Blackjackuar, juneocallagh, UserOne and 17 others like this

reposted by Redick, Blackjackuar and Diana_93

Testing the text-alignment function for the space of it.

boldomatic.com

#Testing, #Editor, #web, #function, #new

krubjas, juneocallagh, naebitnae, fotonobile, Atinium, meohmy, Bartjan, Lirpae.., Hodir, FrankF and 13 others like this

My favorite thing about my new glasses is realizing the stray cat I took in years ago has been a plastic bag this entire time.

Reposted from AllieGoertz

#PLO, #repost

agnstthewind, luchendrickx, naebitnae, Babs_77, MoonBeamChild, SimonLauper, streetmedic, purplechill, JodieT, phuamaxx and 12 others like this

Just realized I want my wedding vows and my gravestone to say the same thing: EAT ME

Reposted from AlisonSteve

#gold, #plo

krubjas, loser2317, naebitnae, SourceBlack, lyfe, myownboss, stefan_noth, juneocallagh, purplechill, sophh and 18 others like this

I smoke more than I breathe.

Zahlé, Lebanon

#Lebanon, #itsaculturalthing, #puff

krubjas, Jordan1, LadyLazarus, dude22k, naebitnae, The_godF, MoonBeamChild, philipsonn, pasquale85, myworld and 19 others like this

reposted by LadyLazarus

Every time I sew a button back onto a shirt, there are then two solid minutes where I sincerely believe I would've survived the Oregon Trail

Reposted from anonymous

Zurich, Switzerland

#PLO, #Oregon, #Trail, #survivor, #button

krubjas, eboy, loser2317, naebitnae, spinmantv, kenwats, Lirpae.., meohmy, Shea, 13nishi and 12 others like this

Head in the clouds. Feet in the water. Beer in my mouth.

Zurich, Switzerland

#Zurich, #life

krubjas, kara.zorel, gwalme, juneocallagh, desyr, whatever., Campo, lyfe, SimonLauper, timothy21 and 39 others like this

reposted by rosarye, emiledi77 and dreamcatcher63

Take it or leave it, fairly simple...

#easy, #1D, #asif

BossLunch, krubjas, janem803, EasierSaid246, naebitnae, Campo, fotonobile, SourceBlack, superfire, Dwell and 26 others like this

reposted by Lanelle, PairCrazy, 96Michelle96 and emiledi77

Dear UK, you'd be batshit crazy if you vote for leaving the EU.

youtu.be

#UK, #Brexit, #vote, #EU, #JohnOliver

krubjas, naebitnae, Raeca, stefan_noth, ene, sophh, FrankF, FrankFilocamo, Fionacatherine, NukeSkywalker and 11 others like this

Dear people who say hi like "hi-eee" fuck off and "di-eee"

#annoying, #peeps, #high-pitch, #voice, #vocal, #cramps

UserOne, karlokoenig, eulekauzig, Babs_77, JMBis, SlickMemes, perellano, krubjas, mentalitas, nilki and 27 others like this

reposted by Ziya

Dear brain,
stop it...

#brain, #talks

BossLunch, sirskitten1, beccaatoosaucy, TextyLilou, krubjas, Andromenadda, GetShitDone, janem803, erikvisser, drkayc and 57 others like this

reposted by oceanandsand, failogan, -just.me-, sambrush and sambrush

feuchte

Träume

Reposted from mehr

#PLO, #wet, #dreams

krubjas, purplechill, emiledi77, Luenchen, mylisa1970, naebitnae, Ziya and Lirpae.. like this

"Sorry, Steffen, I didn't get that."

Yo, Siri, you're not alone.

#Siri, #talks

krubjas, naebitnae, cervelat, Arisa, lichtblick, -just.me-, Lieutenant, ManuTiger, stargater, debby87 and 30 others like this

reposted by -just.me-

I've successfully been rescheduling the same dentist appointment since 2007.

#hate, #dentist, #avoidance

GetShitDone, luchendrickx, janem803, naebitnae, DonSpaccafurnu, shespeaks94, snajsig, perellano, kenwats, Fionacatherine and 34 others like this

Yes, I would like to buy a bag of attentions please.

BossLunch, krubjas, Authlander, Shreya95, debby87, Dead.Yeti, Orkid, AxelLent, UserOne, OlavRex and 30 others like this

reposted by tinaatinaa

"nothing like spending a sunny day in a traffic jam" I say, as my brain boils away.

#roadrage, #level, #sizzle

krubjas, Shreya95, juneocallagh, debby87, Hodir, Dead.Yeti, Ziya, Morgan1998, piglet.aimee, Authlander and 15 others like this

This canned tuna looks so sad, I almost regret my dolphin tramp stamp.

#pity, #sympathy, #canned, #afterlife, #tattoo

juneocallagh, debby87, Authlander, FrankF, FrankFilocamo, Babs_77, Lirpae.., JodieT, molls, kenwats and 11 others like this

This gas station coffee tastes like I'm broke.

#bäh, #caffeine, #shabby, #cheap, #nofilet

blacknote, Floki, krubjas, catmilkempire, juneocallagh, debby87, KlingerSevteen, Orkid, Hodir, happyheart and 25 others like this

Patience is an asshole

#geduld, #arschloch, #zeit

krubjas, Shea, debby87, snajsig, heitec, meohmy, chocolat, FrankF, FrankFilocamo, Babs_77 and 17 others like this

Geduld
ist ein Arschloch

#patience, #asshole

krubjas, juneocallagh, debby87, heitec, cardioplegia, foenix, niemo, Luenchen, niniel, pasquale85 and 4 others like this

Einmal Welt und Zeit bitte, mit zwei Löffeln.

Reposted from harlequina

#extra, #sauce

krubjas, debby87, Orkid, mestephie, cna, Lirpae.., schoenerlesen, Luenchen, somachmers73, emma-freitag and 9 others like this

The best thing about having a penis is sharing it with people who don't. Agree?

#drunktexting, @MondayPajamas

JMBis, krubjas, GetShitDone, 67MadMax, only1me66, SourceBlack, emiledi77, Fionacatherine, prem.prabodh, prubton and 56 others like this

reposted by Lemonjuice17, Robert88, Anusia, prubton and onym

I'm disappointed in you society.
Go to your room!

#politics, #society, #let, #happen, #stand, #up

krubjas, Shea, debby87, snajsig, Orkid, Hodir, rosasoares, rudeamplitude, Campo, Lirpae.. and 32 others like this

reposted by rudeboy, ciscorabisco and bellissima

I had lunch with a chess champion the other day. I knew he was a chess champion because it took him 20 minutes to pass the salt.

Reposted from zeitreisender

#chess, #lunch, #PLO

krubjas, Shea, KlingerSevteen, Orkid, Hodir, thegreenfox, Lieutenant, milijaaa, pasquale85, juneocallagh and 15 others like this

The hairdresser put so much pomenade in my hair, I'm afraid my dreams may slip away.

#slimy, #fatty, #hair, #coiffeur

krubjas, janem803, Shea, myownboss, sis, Lirpae.., RedLaw, DMein, molls, juneocallagh and 14 others like this

This burrito
is so beautiful I want to take it to Tuscany and paint it naked.

Reposted from sosoandso

#true, #affection, #plo

krubjas, Shea, LoveGottaStone, juneocallagh, sis, frau_schubidu, hensch, RedLaw, phuamaxx, ladiesman217 and 17 others like this

Out of office reply:

It's not you; it's me.

#ooo, #automatic, #reply, #youarewelcome

krubjas, juneocallagh, sis, hensch, schoenerlesen, Babs_77, aurelieleah, MyM, Morgan1998, mindgames and 13 others like this

Let's tear down walls!

Berlin callin'

#Berlin, #trip, #Reagan, #inspired

juneocallagh, sis, dor1316, meohmy, MyM, Authlander, PenSword72, JodieT, lindaann, niemo and 12 others like this

A drop
of ink
may make a million think.

#quote, #GeorgeGordonByron, #write, #inspire

BoldDelight, andreasnordang, fuzyfixr, krubjas, ChrisRota, Mouni, EasierSaid246, only1me66, Mapiya, juneocallagh and 69 others like this

reposted by gstanescu84, ToniTJ, AlwaysLucky, Afaaq46, ciscorabisco, mafaldapg, dixychick and only1me66

www.boldomatic.com

#boldomatic, #app, #rating, #thankyou

Krisargent, krubjas, agnstthewind, Shea, ruhip, hensch, akysto, hkwasniak, nanimcfly, sis and 29 others like this

reposted by LuckyLucy, stahnni, FrankFilocamo, FrankF and FrankFilocamo

Boldomatic 2.3 listed amongst "Best New Apps" across Europe. Who knew it first? Tell your friends.

www.boldomatic.com

krubjas, juneocallagh, Orkid, UserOne, hensch, PolhuntP, MaScho, Robinista, lonelywolf, meohmy and 24 others like this

reposted by swatchUSA and rachelree

vimeo.com

#DireStraits, #TelegraphRoad

juneocallagh, sis, hensch, schoenerlesen, pasquale85, JodieT, myownboss, Morgan1998, guggigirl, makalapua and 9 others like this

But how about a burrito for president instead?

#Trump, #Alternative, #2016, #elections, #USA

aehmpaeh, Blackjackuar, Campo, UserOne, juneocallagh, qzkz, dreamofmystery, lonelywolf, karolina523, sis and 30 others like this

reposted by Morgan1998, oceanandsand, MarkHage, Campo and Juli7

The circus in my head demands more popcorn.

#circus, #monkeys, #popcorn, #entertainment, #random, #thoughts

LineTrack, krubjas, -Juliane-, SadBlank, desyr, abe, Dwell, SourceBlack, boldoleo, juneocallagh and 55 others like this

reposted by myownboss, 96Michelle96, Campo and _tempiduri_

The Aborigines invented the didgeridoo and some stupid asshole sold one to my neighbour.

Zurich, Switzerland

#noiiiiiiiiiiiooooo, #pfpfpfpf, #njiuuuu, #Australia, #earrape, @hensch

krubjas, perellano, abe, Ziya, Vandtastic, Dead.Yeti, Shea, meohmy, swatchUSA, juneocallagh and 23 others like this

reposted by juneocallagh

What do you do when you don't like your own work?

Oh, I don't like most of it. It's always a disapointment. But that's a good thing because you carry on.

www.dazeddigital.com

#lovemyjob, #yooture, #David, #Bailey, #interview, #realtalk

krubjas, hensch, happyheart, juneocallagh, MisterBowtie, purplechill, sis, meohmy, Luenchen, DygytAlice and 6 others like this

How do you work with someone you really don't like?

I don't.

www.dazeddigital.com

#lovemyjob, #yooture, #David, #Bailey, #bphotographer, #interview, #prime

krubjas, LoveGottaStone, Campo, Babs_77, SimonLauper, Adnanhaj, happyheart, juneocallagh, Llouise, MaScho and 24 others like this

reposted by rosarye

Facebook is Latin for 'I don't have real friends.'

perellano, krubjas, Orkid, duncandamastah, juliettebravo, _Nathalie_, Hodir, lonelywolf, meohmy, sarcaSM and 31 others like this

reposted by bellissima, agneymenon, Hodir and KnightofSIAL

There are more cell phones than toothbrushes on our planet. Great job society, we have our priorities in order.

oursocialtimes.com

#Society, #sarcasm, #truth, #hurts, #smells

krubjas, Mapiya, Shea, ellaheff, sarcaSM, pjd, msgreyy, lonelywolf, sarah_hilliams, aunteyeme and 36 others like this

Trump hates you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you..

#Donald, #scumbag, #Trump, #hates, #everyone, #presidential, #joke, #candidate

perellano, tatomato, maketheworld, Siffs, Karolinde, lonelywolf, Makinist, sarah_hilliams, ants, kimm474 and 25 others like this

reposted by Damien_

Boldomatic is all about words and the people who create and share them.

Reposted from dAn

#words, #and, #you

krubjas, Shea, Hodir, Authlander, Lirpae.., JodieT, Sunshine123, happyheart, purplechill, misterlab and 17 others like this

Hi Life.
How have you been lately? Starting to miss you...

Zurich, Switzerland

#over-worked, #underfucked, @foenix, @abe

krubjas, Lieutenant, MaScho, goddessshelle, chipdicks, swatchUSA, walkabout, spiritdancers, mathematikos, Lirpae.. and 27 others like this

reposted by glossy

"too many people have peed in the pool"

www.stephenfry.com

#Stephen, #Fry, #on, #leaving, #Twitter, #trolls

krubjas, Shea, lonelywolf, Emilslaug, Sunshine123, timothy21, Mabeee, purplechill, zefrances, abe and 18 others like this

reposted by Mabeee and tommyy

Every time
I order pizza
I feel like Gordon Ramsey is going to walk in and yell at me.

youtu.be

#Food, #nomnom

Hodir, hensch, Ziya, Cleoprada, itsjusthelen15, writetoparty, sophh, rafeek, JodieT, stefan_noth and 13 others like this

It may come as a surprise but it's possible to read something you don't agree with on the internet and simply move on with your life.

#comments, #web, #bashing, #social, #media, #blahblah

LinesInTheSand, krubjas, TextyLilou, SourceBlack, Shea, Hodir, aunteyeme, janah, spiritdancers, juanabtt and 44 others like this

reposted by makalapua, silvaharon, Peter92, hamza, Bettydent, ryanthebear, LeslieKey and karlokoenig

“Are all of natures greatest secrets encrypted in our own selves?”

www.brainpickings.org

#Newton, #Einstein, #quote, #article, #inspiring, #genious, #madness

krubjas, Bettydent, monoliz, lonelywolf, sarcaSM, Doozie6767, Babs_77, Morgan1998, dor1316, purplechill and 27 others like this

reposted by Arschgeweih

Someone buy me a Sombrero and a ticket to an exotic island. Actually, forget about the Sombrero, I'm wearing one already... can't wait!

#save2016

krubjas, Mabeee, MaScho, destinyandchin, KevinJonHall, spiritdancers, preik1709, sudeshna, Authlander, pasquale85 and 13 others like this

Vaping's
not cool. Stop sucking robot dicks.

#save2016, #smoke, #or, #dont

Hodir, Lol_so_true, danivu, sis, KevinJonHall, 221Bsiobhan, Babs_77, Ziya, rudeamplitude, hughesgoose2 and 30 others like this

reposted by Yael

*pokes immune system

C'mon bitch, don't let me down.

#health, #nose, #head, #flu, #headache, #winter, #sucks

Authlander, abe, HorstSchreiber, Phnom, tweetybird, guzfox, spiritdancers, s.arah, purplechill, kaylababy and 18 others like this

reposted by rosarye

But Man stupid...

www.iflscience.com

#hero, #Koko, #Gorilla, #message

krubjas, Phnom, Aliochax, zefrances, lonelywolf, Qball, guzfox, Lirpae.., juneocallagh, JodieT and 4 others like this

REVERSE THINKING TO THE WALL PLEASE

Limerick, Ireland

#Parking, #sign, #altered

krubjas, Kara24xo, nilki, dixychick, Phnom, juneocallagh, Campo, UserOne, chipdicks, Morgan1998 and 15 others like this

reposted by revolte42, blackyblack and Chopsuey

Dear refrigerator designers,
1 tiny cheese drawer and 2 giant vegetable drawers... What's wrong with you?

#fridge, #design, #fail

krubjas, reet123, abe, juneocallagh, swatchUSA, Trisha, lonelywolf, phuamaxx, Brunobb, dor1316 and 20 others like this

Since you have your hip injury,
I find you very trendy.

@dan, #skateboard, #accident, #hip, #hipster, #injury

krubjas, MaScho, abe, juneocallagh, Teb, OdyKnoby, Brunobb, Lirpae.., purplechill, JodieT and 11 others like this

Born to lose.
Live to win.

#Lemmy, #Kilmister, #Motörhead, #RIP, #quote

krubjas, GetShitDone, Authlander, lonelywolf, stefan_noth, juneocallagh, purplechill, MyM, Sunshine123, lindaann and 26 others like this

reposted by TattooWife

My car smells like old tennis socks and I don't even play tennis.

#Yummi, #rotten, #smell

MaScho, hensch, destinyandchin, juneocallagh, locupleto, UserOne, perellano, diane.b, rafeek, SteveBob and 23 others like this

reposted by crystalgirl

Simply not
fond of rules

#assimpleasthat

Phnom, juneocallagh, SimonLauper, Lirpae.., misterlab, phuamaxx, chikita40, janeh, carolalola, JodieT and 12 others like this

reposted by Phnom

I love that old saying "The last one to get married wins." or something like that.

#pillowtalk, #fake, #oldsaying, #series

Mabeee, Phnom, juneocallagh, PennyLame, amygdala, Babs_77, el_medrano, kultakala, SteveBob, janeh and 26 others like this

reposted by happydayss and Phnom

This is not a substitution. This is a supplementation. This is an auxiliary. This is an implementation of the tools at hand, to achieve something, rather than, nothing at all. This is, do what you can, where you can, how you can, until you can do it better. This is uselessness made useful. This is purpose. Privilege.

www.boldomatic.com

Reposted from anonymous

#bold, #essence, #lessismore, #contest, #support, #streetwork, #goodcause

krubjas, juneocallagh, PennyLame, annrushrachel, janeh, Jana95, Lirpae.., JodieT, jaybyrd, zefrances and 10 others like this

I love that old saying " He died doing what he loved, surprising lions" or something like that.

#fake, #oldsayings, #series

juneocallagh, ephemeraljoy, janeh, ilgatto, enWords, only1alyssa, 8dmc, perellano, sss63, Qball and 15 others like this

Don't fox with me.

gopfriedli, CherylLee, truthseeker57, janeh, stephinity, JodieT, swatchUSA, haddock, phuamaxx, 1956 and 20 others like this

reposted by miss_carebear

Adulthood is a bit like looking both ways before crossing the road and then getting eaten by T.Rex.

Wiedikon, Switzerland

#agree?, #life, #unexpected, #surprises

krubjas, perellano, streetmedic, PenSword72, PennyLame, karwel, melissadesyr, DON_TOON, rarerat, truthseeker57 and 32 others like this

reposted by tinkerbelly and juneocallagh

Do things that don't suck with people who give a fuck.

#shallow, #but, #true

krubjas, oby, juneocallagh, janeh, rarerat, ladiesman217, Robinista, scruffiepayne, ILoveTvShows, manuo and 21 others like this

reposted by rudeboy, silvaharon and ryanthebear

I fucking love curse words.

#dealwithit

krubjas, juneocallagh, janeh, itchyPitchfork, nataschabrrrrr, allisonrae, radufs, torence, phuamaxx, llamabat and 17 others like this

reposted by itchyPitchfork

I love that old saying "rather drink 6 beer than run 5k"
or something like that...

#fake, #oldsaying, #series

krubjas, juneocallagh, janeh, haddock, BearGwills, Jojo1402, Qball, Cee96, misterlab, only1alyssa and 15 others like this

The joy of watching couples grow fat together on Facebook...

#Facebook, #few, #upsides, #saveacomment

GetShitDone, juneocallagh, janeh, MaScho, Cheeseburgertv, ladiesman217, Babs_77, crypticb, alphalim, SimonLauper and 29 others like this

reposted by Honeychild

Got home and found guts on the doorknob, which means my roommate is having sex with a werewolf again.

#roommate, #gottalovethem

ThoughtBoy, Maxymilian, Vandtastic, tide, crafty, Petronius, jmb, eulekauzig, Authlander, juneocallagh and 27 others like this

I love that old saying "get your shit together even if it sounds disgusting" or something like that...

#new, #oldsayings, #series, #4

krubjas, janeh, Parole, Babs_77, fotonobile, Smilieangel, phuamaxx, stefan_noth, Atinium, juneocallagh and 18 others like this

I got so drunk last night that I checked my voicemail.

#drunk, #msg, #fail

krubjas, janeh, Parole, swatchUSA, juerg.buehler, fotonobile, mestephie, JodieT, Lirpae.., misterlab and 20 others like this

reposted by janeh

I love that old saying "I hope my ex is out there right now... not breathing" or something like that...

#fake, #oldsayings, #3, #series

krubjas, janeh, Lirpae.., cozshewayout, haddock, juneocallagh, 1956, perellano, sophh, purplechill and 15 others like this

I love that old saying "he who sees a squirrel's shaved butt, got probably trapped in a tree house by Bob Ross" or something like that...

#series, #fake, #oldsayings, #2

janeh, KnightofSIAL, juneocallagh, llamabat, JodieT, Lirpae.., MMNK, sophh, guggigirl, jaybyrd and 9 others like this

reposted by SleepyBea and KnightofSIAL

I love that old saying "people will always disappoint you, go to sleep idiot" or something like that...

#series, #oldsayings, #1

hensch, juneocallagh, janeh, ladiesman217, Qball, kemooo, meohmy, sophh, JodieT, purplechill and 11 others like this

This killing them with kindness is taking way too long.

#kundness, #slaps, #wait, #patience, #people, #ignorance, #society

JMBis, sirskitten1, Lark, LinesInTheSand, EasierSaid246, only1me66, Lieutenant, Llouise, janeh, Cleoprada and 63 others like this

reposted by avant-garde, Godzilla, HollyGolightly, scc38, carlott, MyM, blossom, lennert_95 and only1me66

See, I like the smell of irony.

#showerthoughts, #twisted, #senses

Mabeee, janeh, meandnotyou, mysteryuser, L.arongo, mestephie, Srishti, timothy21, annaka, seeleninferno and 43 others like this

reposted by TerryMonroe and Mabeee

Still not fully awake from a nap I took in 1986.

#tired, #sleepy, #wakemeup

wizeoldsoul, Hodir, janeh, locupleto, UserOne, 1956, haddock, amnaec, blue-bumblebee, celinibini and 36 others like this

reposted by Arschgeweih and amnaec

"I try to find as many ways as possible to erase the barriers."

#quote, #Stacy, #Kranitz, #photographer

janeh, xuemeirhodin, timothy21, catrina, sosoandso, aubreyc, sarah_hilliams, meohmy, dannyzee, pasquale85 and 13 others like this

the lion and tiger might be powerful...
but the wolf does not perform in the circus

Reposted from sputn1k

#oneoff, #favorite, #quote, #unknown, #ownyourshit

Hodir, janeh, xuemeirhodin, LeaBo, haddock, uhdriver, wizlosophy, 1956, phuamaxx, grumpycat and 21 others like this

My car is making funny noises again.

*turns up the music

#mechanic, #skills

Bartjan, janeh, 1956, MMNK, SimonLauper, wizlosophy, kultakala, KevinJonHall, jakob130, JodieT and 19 others like this

reposted by Raspberryyy and Redick

I guess North Koreans are so miserable because they have no Seoul.

#9gag, #inspired, #wordplay, #Soul, #city, #Seoul, @misterlab

Ziya, BiteSenior, cissy, carmencannelle, juneocallagh, janeh, Juspit, wizlosophy, BEvans, satan and 26 others like this

reposted by stargater, truecolors and Ash_SB

If your wedding speech doesn't involve werevolves, I'm not interested.

#wedding, #blabla, #stfu, #eat

krubjas, whatever., SourceBlack, Ziya, juneocallagh, janeh, MMNK, wizlosophy, satan, Parole and 22 others like this

reposted by DieFranziska and MMNK

I can see beerly now the brain has gone.

Reposted from LutherBlissett

#beerly, #saturday, #repost

krubjas, janeh, Juspit, nnnora, wizlosophy, manuo, phuamaxx, mrsa, juneocallagh, Raeca and 16 others like this

I'll probably be too lazy to haunt people after I die.

#ghost, #naaaaa

Ziya, Lieutenant, janeh, wizlosophy, Neetudhaliwal, myanus, mrYen_g, mrsa, raph._.z, sofiamaria and 36 others like this

reposted by rmax62, Frankie_B and amnaec

What could
go right?

#positive, #attitude, #shift, #perspective

juneocallagh, janeh, wizlosophy, mzh, haddock, Parole, myownboss, mars118, Pushparawat, Qball and 15 others like this

reposted by rudeboy and Peterthefrench

According to Instagram
I haven't eaten a meal since forever.

instagram.com

#cats, #food, #IG

juneocallagh, janeh, wizlosophy, luchendrickx, crackbuttjoe, nuffnuff, averbarg, janineyvette, 1a1o, Babs_77 and 21 others like this

reposted by Peter92

Fuck disco,
let's go
skinny-dipping.

Paceville, Malta

#sea, #night, #holidays, #fuckdisco

juneocallagh, janeh, haddock, CHletting, Luenchen, meohmy, phuamaxx, jaybyrd, mylisa1970, DygytAlice and 5 others like this

Why don't you mount a gun on your selfie stick and took another 'shot'?

#tourists, #selfienonsense, #malta, #protip

GetShitDone, Orkid, juneocallagh, perellano, KnightofSIAL, simplyblonde, janeh, UserOne, wizlosophy, Pushparawat and 29 others like this

reposted by truecolors, vincent12, amnaec and simplyblonde

In dubio pro party

#weekend, #planning, #hanging, #greek, #notsogreek, #reo

wizlosophy, harlequina, mars118, CHletting, renesbold, SimonLauper, jaybyrd, Davidmayhem, swatchUSA, De_liefste and 7 others like this

He had a face that my closed fist fell in love with.

@lumber, #office, #affairs

janeh, catrina, wizlosophy, Cleoprada, Memol0, Zisl, haiden_, no667, cybersont, PH03N1XV01 and 34 others like this

reposted by TerryMonroe

I will likely be a little late because of who I am as a person.

#running, #out, #of, #excuses, #office, #peeps

Fmon, 54comments, juneocallagh, janeh, dopetheG420, wizlosophy, Cleoprada, lonelywolf, melliemel, melissadesyr and 36 others like this

reposted by Honeychild and Martis0fly

Do what you need to do to be happy, unless it involves staring at my food like this.

#food, #mine, #nomnom, #nosharing

janeh, wizlosophy, schreiberin, chipdicks, dannyzee, Luenchen, JodieT, zefrances, foenix, pasquale85 and 13 others like this

reposted by truecolors

In another universe we're at the beach.

#stop, #break, #off, #realitybites

LinesInTheSand, crftmgk, MarcellaA, Fionacatherine, heidierdbeer, karlokoenig, juliettebravo, Bettydent, AndSheCame, Boldomatic and 47 others like this

reposted by Boldomatic, Peterthefrench, dianetta, _Nathalie_, tsopeim, lore_gb, ellis_08, wizlosophy, dkunderhill15, busylizzie and 2 others

I just sneezed so hard during my workout, I almost spilled my beer.

#sports, #friday, #agency, #life, #sarcams

janeh, catrina, haiden_, UserOne, peo_w, Qball, higgy, radufs, kultakala, lobster and 19 others like this

reposted by Mariah_JJ

Education is important but weapons are importanter!

#electionpledge, #nzztoolbox, #cynic, #sarcasm, #priorities, @mng

krubjas, GetShitDone, janeh, EliseD, ShanarahB, sss63, Vandtastic, rudeboy, melissadesyr, Affrodittel and 25 others like this

reposted by rudeboy, Cherrypeach, nzztoolbox and nzztoolbox

I'd totally exercise more, but I can still afford drinks.

#friends, #choices, #qualitytime

Sherry89, krubjas, juneocallagh, janeh, phuamaxx, CHletting, haddock, meohmy, purplechill, pasquale85 and 7 others like this

I'm not drunk,
I just feel better.

#bitterness, #exhausted, #remote, #life, #control

krubjas, lyfe, LGAC, Juli7, juneocallagh, janeh, Pushparawat, no667, Parole, ebonny and 49 others like this

reposted by Luenchen, maybeyesno and Cee96

As long as there is wine, there is hope.

#holdon, #hope, #sarcasm, #idiocrasy, #ohwell

petegutz2, krubjas, janeh, dopetheG420, Pushparawat, juneocallagh, perellano, sss63, brenzy, dreday and 28 others like this

reposted by dangrb, Raspberryyy and petegutz2

Sorry age,
I just won't adult

#35, #birthday, #thank, #you, #note

BossLunch, fuzyfixr, krubjas, GetShitDone, Hodir, girlwhoisjojo, juneocallagh, janeh, loristead, rachelfox and 42 others like this

reposted by Ronny_Vice, misa1104, annemarit, rachelfox and juneocallagh

If you leave me a voice mail,
I'll reply with a postcard attached to a helium balloon.

#inspired, @swingwithTaffy, #twitter

krubjas, Sunshine123, janeh, hakalahakala, loristead, Parole, JonMichael06, Boldomatic, sss63, PoisonKangaroo and 25 others like this

reposted by Wilma92 and janeh

End of weekend.

The world is over.

Again.

#weekend, #thisistheend, #sunday

krubjas, janeh, juneocallagh, chispitablue, _Nathalie_, MaddyMits, Babs_77, janineyvette, SimonLauper, PenSword72 and 23 others like this

reposted by sultana and teddy99

Avoid eye contact when you plug in your phone

#phone, #charger, #cable, #weirdsmile

krubjas, janeh, Cleoprada, juneocallagh, MaddyMits, CHletting, pztk, SashoKremich, PenSword72, pasquale85 and 11 others like this

www.youtube.com

#einmusik, #berlin, #song

janeh, juneocallagh, CHletting, phuamaxx, babygirl14, Lirpae.., soyy, lindaann, Ms_Ntlebi, zefrances and 8 others like this

greet the world and everything in it with a new, beautiful breath of
fuck that

#typobitch, #corrected, #sry, #idiot, #me

KosmicKarma, Orkid, Hodir, janeh, dopetheG420, Krimi63, _Nathalie_, juneocallagh, MaddyMits, TRUEDAT and 25 others like this

reposted by FightClub, visorvice and Krimi63

great the world and everything in it with a new, beautiful breath of
fuck that

m.fastcompany.com

#profanity, #meditation, #fastcompany

janeh, PenSword72, juneocallagh, Aelin, Babs_77, thegreenfox, nicolesmith7, samir, CHletting, ebonny and 20 others like this

reposted by timothy21, Krimi63, unsorrisoperte and MissInk

As I walked through the park, I saw you shit in the dark.

Zurich, Switzerland

#kreis6, #zurich, #daytime

janeh, loristead, juneocallagh, MaddyMits, Lirpae.., guggigirl, Luenchen, DonSpaccafurnu, dizzybwaa, zefrances and 4 others like this

reposted by dizzybwaa and unsorrisoperte

It's who knows that you know who you know

Zurich, Switzerland

#networking, #quote, #author, #unknown

janeh, juneocallagh, Parole, MaddyMits, Littleguyry, babygirl14, tresacaliente1, jeve, pztk, stephinity and 14 others like this

"how do you feel today?"

At eternity's gate
Van Gogh, 1890
Oil on canvas
80 cm x 64 cm

Reposted from avant-garde

#repost

janeh, Pushparawat, luchendrickx, juneocallagh, Littleguyry, sarah_hilliams, Qball, dAn, itsssssssss, meohmy and 7 others like this

WTF is almond milk and when did almonds grow titties?

#supermarket, #milk, #almonds

krubjas, GetShitDone, Hodir, janeh, luchendrickx, juneocallagh, skyblue99, hensch, haiden_, UserOne and 33 others like this

reposted by freshjam and Ninjaz007

They could have a bag of farts at the check out lane and I'd still think I needed it.

#always, #tempted, #lastmin, #purchase, #shop

Sinombre, janeh, juneocallagh, ellenicole, Ninjaz007, PenSword72, CHletting, radufs, Stokn, ZeepBella and 17 others like this

NO FRACKING
WAY

en.m.wikipedia.org

#environment, #earth, #oil, #industry, #$$$, #fracturing

Shea, haiden_, locupleto, janeh, juneocallagh, roosterbear, hensch, ellenicole, SteveBob, z.m and 23 others like this

reposted by hensch and Centenigle

When I take a girl to meet my parents, I bring her to a cemetery and say "There they are" and point to some ducks.

#twitter, #rt, @ieatanddrink

janeh, no667, juneocallagh, SirTim, kir4s_w0rld, zefrances, meohmy, cybersont, mng, bigbat101 and 11 others like this

Where can I buy a selfie stick to beat up people who own selfie sticks?

Zurich, Switzerland

#narcissism, #lookatme, #people

krubjas, DygytAlice, janeh, juneocallagh, hensch, samediaumarche, Parole, SimonLauper, AlexMihalcea, MREZY and 24 others like this

reposted by Czar, GuyKaiser, Ninjaz007 and janeh

Pleasure is my favorite reward.

#life, #work, #efforts

krubjas, janeh, hensch, ellenicole, wailre, daniel8a14, mademoiselle98, cherelle978, hannahlynn, ehab_faris and 28 others like this

reposted by DarkBlack and ehab_faris

Hey atheists how do you explain tacos?

#tacotuesday, #believe, #purpose, #nomnom, #food, @dAn, #HurryUp

emmademoiselle, Ziya, janeh, adamf303, mademoiselle98, timothy21, duderino, McKenna0115, StinkyBreath, mars118 and 24 others like this

reposted by sultana

My fridge is a cemetery for vegetables.

#sadsad, #thing, #RIP, #broccoli

krubjas, bold, janeh, MaddyMits, hensch, ellenicole, haddock, josephperalta8, mademoiselle98, Parole and 38 others like this

reposted by beatriz33 and llamabat

I may have to put in some overtime to not finish what I haven't started yet.

Reposted from anonymous

#sums, #it, #up, #repost, @someecards

krubjas, janeh, juneocallagh, ellenicole, josephperalta8, mademoiselle98, carpentier, cho, radufs, DygytAlice and 23 others like this

Dirty.

- All my thoughts.

#naughty, #brain, #springfever

sirskitten1, EitherChaff084, janeh, no667, MaddyMits, haiden_, ellenicole, mademoiselle98, Queenie, the_princess and 35 others like this

reposted by Alicar4, ebonny, ramonica, suuhail and ellenicole

"Scotty, to beach please."

This is not a movie quote,
I just want to travel.

#beam, #enterprise, #holiday, #sea, @jaybyrd

janeh, mademoiselle98, Qball, itsssssssss, Vinyl, phuamaxx, _Nathalie_, jonesygirl80, niniel, sarcasm_only and 18 others like this

I'll pass it on to the smart people.

@haiden_, #engineering, #feedback, @dan, @DonSpaccafurnu, #appreciated, @andreasjess

janeh, juneocallagh, MaddyMits, hensch, anjellica, mademoiselle98, LeaBo, Queenie, habedieehredu, SimonLauper and 23 others like this

reposted by Queenie

Treat every day like it's Taco Tuesday

damon.lindsay2, anjellica, mademoiselle98, camil, luchendrickx, Qball, andreasjess, Lirpae.., Jamille, mondejar and 21 others like this

Dear Zombies,

stop eating my brain, there's only little left.

Thank you.

#exhausted, #lastleg, #tgif

OpenWorld, crafty, jmb, busylizzie, scapa, juneocallagh, MaddyMits, mademoiselle98, Queenie, ray52 and 50 others like this

reposted by truthseeker57 and busylizzie

#loveforever, #ceylor

misa1104, juneocallagh, mademoiselle98, hatetoloveyou, LeaBo, ajkanes, ninet, spadesparrow, Saskaya, Jay95 and 25 others like this

reposted by Jay95 and misa1104

Happy birthday
to the lord of the designer monkeys.

Zurich, Switzerland

@hebdifescht, #1980, #baby

Vandtastic, anatypestype, luchendrickx, Lirpae.., itsssssssss, Jamille, SimonLauper, PenSword72, swatchUSA, catzzz and 18 others like this

reposted by anatypestype

How much for the leather jacket?

"Hey asshole, that is my wife"

Pecatu, Indonesia

#beachlife, #leather, #skin

Fionacatherine, campino, mademoiselle98, daniel8a14, sss63, KohtAyem, Lirpae.., sammskii, Interessant, Qball and 16 others like this

reposted by justaperson and juneocallagh

First session of surfing after two years...
and wrecked the board.

Pecatu, Indonesia

#minor, #damage, #nosedive, #reef

juneocallagh, mademoiselle98, Lirpae.., SirTim, dianetta, meohmy, JodieT, StellaStella, Qball, jaybyrd and 12 others like this

Sushi is Japanese for 'you'll still be hungry'.

Kamayut, Myanmar

#sushi, #yummi, #nomnom, #stillhungry

GetShitDone, Orkid, WilliamRaymond, llamabat, UserOne, perellano, juneocallagh, josephperalta8, mademoiselle98, DJPretonius and 42 others like this

reposted by soyy, Success_Quotes, Armyhu, truthseeker57, quinten73, justdaly and hmiyazaki

The location stamp made me do it.

Inya, Myanmar

#Myanmar, #Inle, #lake

mademoiselle98, brody, truthseeker57, antonia1, zefrances, swatchUSA, Luenchen, annairie, JodieT, kemooo and 19 others like this

reposted by MissB and truthseeker57

Headin' east to show them Asians my Sauerkraut

#upintheair, #travel, #asia

juneocallagh, mademoiselle98, Saskaya, smbdydsm, Lirpae.., michi26, Alvin4ik, JodieT, barbaresco, jeve and 16 others like this

reposted by smbdydsm

There's nothing on the internet that means that much to me.

#boldomatic

dopetheG420, juneocallagh, mademoiselle98, Saskaya, Qball, hendrikwhelan, CHletting, pasquale85, ene, dizzybwaa and 25 others like this

reposted by dizzybwaa

I stole my niece's nose and forgot to give it back. But don't worry babe, I'll keep it in a jar until we meet again.

Thayngen, Switzerland

#mira

luchendrickx, mademoiselle98, wookie, screamoutloud, juneocallagh, MeMyselfAnd..I, ninet, sarcaSM, mpad24, silent_asshole and 24 others like this

Reposted from campino

#repost, @campino, #boldomatic

MaddyMits, mademoiselle98, Saskaya, StellaStella, edenvin, VirCo, juneocallagh, dizzel, trunkenbold, EliseD and 15 others like this

Having a bad day, I figured I'd pee on a pregnancy test just for some good news.

#ohwell, #life, #idiocrasy

Andromenadda, somachmers73, perellano, UserOne, hypersmiles, mademoiselle98, Saskaya, only1alyssa, mac910, juneocallagh and 49 others like this

reposted by rudeboy, Diana_93, Queenie, NEBRASKA and hypersmiles

On average
I spend about $80 a year to watch bananas turn brown.

#slomo, #food, #fruits, #fail

Krisargent, ChrisRota, nipase, Dead.Yeti, Authlander, perellano, bobbybuilder, BLOODYBRICK, mademoiselle98, andreasjess and 61 others like this

reposted by t_treeman, Success_Quotes, cedbuzz, Corine, Corine, austinsthought, truthseeker57, reemhimself, llamabat and anabelle75

It's the kind of weather that makes me wish I was in your bed.

Zurich, Switzerland

#winter, #greyskies, #nighttime, #blah, #voices, #head, @PenSword72

nipase, GetShitDone, boldoleo, Anusia, dopetheG420, bostonamy, Vandala, mademoiselle98, Qball, ConitoCruz and 56 others like this

reposted by ikyoulikey, chicarin, FightClub, truthseeker57, philipan, makalapua and makalapua

If you've
never asked at Starbucks for a "tart au fart", you're doing it wrong.

#what?

PenSword72, mademoiselle98, Qball, ConitoCruz, mehr, CHletting, jonesygirl80, zefrances, sarcasm_only, Babs_77 and 5 others like this

Had a giant brunch and just feel energized enough to completely waste my day.

Zuoz, Switzerland

#brunch, #breakfast, #weekend

crazy33, mademoiselle98, mehr, Tank97, seewtheardream, baconbro27, brenzy, truthseeker57, justdaly, kj55 and 39 others like this

reposted by truthseeker57

You can lead a horse to water but you're nearly 40 and still live with your Mum so...

#friends, #expectations, #life

Qball, mehr, fakeaccont, edenvin, dakotareddy, sarcasm_only, Jayone, shespeaks94, RVP_20, tweetybird1212 and 15 others like this

reposted by infamousifall

Damn girl, you've got a great future behind you.

Reposted from blackboxmagic

#repost

juneocallagh, samediaumarche, mehr, Amped, fakeaccont, celina_1617, sarcasm_only, Stebbels, shespeaks94, RVP_20 and 15 others like this

Is it 2015 yet?

#wakeup, #cave, #2015

ZeepBella, mehr, fakeaccont, kithung, mademoiselle98, Lirpae.., Babs_77, truthseeker57, againandagain, CHletting and 24 others like this

reposted by truthseeker57 and sultana

Our intern just sent me a file titled "AnalCommunist".
On a related note, we're hiring.

www.nerves.ch

@valeria, @topnotch

Hodir, Qball, ZeepBella, mehr, mademoiselle98, EliseD, GaylrdSprFckr, M69NA, CHletting, Babs_77 and 19 others like this

I'm growing my beard to mask boringness and my lack of personality. Also, I hate human contact.

wundergroundmusic.com

#barber, #visit, #no, #article, #response

GetShitDone, dopetheG420, luchendrickx, samediaumarche, Qball, mehr, mademoiselle98, cococaro, EMANON, overberk and 33 others like this

reposted by Lemonjuice17, truthseeker57 and EMANON

Connecting pretty awesome people since 2012.

#boldomatic, #boldertreff

buzzielizzy, Qball, pasquale85, mademoiselle98, kj55, ConitoCruz, daniel8a14, albiin, Tanya, juneocallagh and 40 others like this

Breaking:

Bar Refaeli shares Boldomatic post on FB and IG
and we are in the News.

mobile2.tagesanzeiger.ch

#Tagesanzeiger, #SwissNews, #Boldomatic, #Refaeli

mimsmarie, Qball, mademoiselle98, Saari, _Nathalie_, juergmettler, jmattler, fahadmethar, Rimi, sarah_hilliams and 30 others like this

reposted by FrankTheTank

The average tourist in Myanmar is French and about half as old as the Pagodas. Yup.

Bagan, Myanmar

#Myanmar, #bagan, #stupa, #trmples, #13thCentury, #travellers

Qball, mademoiselle98, Lirpae.., CHletting, jaykay, stefan_noth, Roel, SimonLauper, zefrances, sarcasm_only and 11 others like this

'Off is' at the lake

Inya, Myanmar

#boldcard, #Myanmar, #InleLake, @dAn, @hebdifescht, @valeria, @DonSpaccafurnu, @janineyvette, @dario

Qball, mademoiselle98, EliseD, misa1104, dianetta, CHletting, poetic, anjellica, jaybyrd, stefan_noth and 14 others like this

It's "too" a.m. for me.

Khet Lat Krabang, Thailand

#sleepless, #zombie

ritacg, domenicotonico, phuamaxx, human, Fionacatherine, FrankFilocamo, -Juliane-, only1me66, Ziya, Orkid and 77 others like this

reposted by jmattler, khanzeezil, DarkBlack, infamousifall, dianetta, misa1104, llamabat and FrankFilocamo

No Sir, that's not a valid travel visa.
I can't just put the stamp on your forehead and kiss you goodbye. Would you please hand me your passport!

Zurich, Switzerland

#travel, #visa, #airport

avant-garde, MeMyselfAnd..I, Qball, mademoiselle98, albiin, KohtAyem, Tori_, dianetta, JodieT, kfasheldon and 15 others like this

reposted by dianetta

Coffee so rich and black, Kim Kardashian would wrap her legs around it

#morning, #wakeup

drkayc, catmilkempire, Orkid, shespeaks94, meohmy, MyM, Qball, llamabat, mademoiselle98, amnaec and 49 others like this

reposted by shadashawn, amnaec, llamabat and ellenicole

Our 2-year-old is getting a booze piñata for the birthday party!

#Boldomatic, #2year, #anniversary, #19Nov, #shameless, #proud, #parents

Qball, Jacqueline789, mademoiselle98, KohtAyem, tomxpage, supermom, jonesygirl80, daniel8a14, dianetta, ElfiEdel and 22 others like this

reposted by YourNightmare

at least we're not cruising on a river trying to spot Bigfoot or sell Meth

#society, #insanity, #tv, @DygytAlice

Qball, mademoiselle98, swatchUSA, Bettydent, coertli, Samwell, diazepamberlin, dianetta, kris492b, sabahs and 24 others like this

reposted by mawww and coertli

Pizza is my Catharsis

www.boldomatic.com

Zurich, Switzerland

#food, #purification

Authlander, mademoiselle98, Melina_Cake, CHletting, Lirpae.., meerstern, sarcasm_only, jaybyrd, Ms_Ntlebi, tablynne and 7 others like this

One of these days that make that way worth walking...

Zurich, Switzerland

#Fritz, #Kalkbrenner, #songlyrics, #oneofthesedayd

Sunshine123, sile91, Qball, EliseD, davinci95, AlwaysxD, melissadesyr, atomowa, CHletting, KohtAyem and 24 others like this

reposted by uglyteen

Opinions really are
like assholes.
Everyone has one, and I want to see yours.

#new, #boldomatic, #website, #shop, #adfree, #mission

PublicScratch, Mo81186, desyrsfire, somachmers73, Qball, annairie, sophh, davinci95, Lirpae.., AlwaysxD and 38 others like this

reposted by babyydoll and mireya17

I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU

-Floor

#badluck, #theme, #friends, #background

GetShitDone, Ziya, swatchUSA, philipsonn, aurelieleah, mariusfilip97, Qball, boldoctor, se_of, AlwaysxD and 40 others like this

reposted by fisherman and makalapua

Everyone left the office early but I'm leaving it

drunken.

Zurich, Switzerland

@dAn, @hebifeschd, @DonSpaccafurnu, @valeria, @janineyvette, @hebdifescht, @magicalwordsforyou

Qball, se_of, AlwaysxD, Denna, kj55, valeria, hebdifescht, juneocallagh, TTgirl, zoelua and 29 others like this

reposted by FightClub

to the guy who stole my bike:

It's a bright and sunny day, so I hope you enjoy a nice ride. You may fall off my bike and smash your face hard on the concrete before your unconscious body gets gang-raped by some crack junkies.
Sincerely, Karma

#Fucker

Drakonan, boldoctor, EliseD, AlwaysxD, zoelua, Bane137, dor1316, aryapratama, Tori_, Babs_77 and 36 others like this

reposted by uglyteen and shepdog420

If you're an astronaut, and you don't end every relationship by saying

"Look, I just need more space"

than you're wasting everyone's time.

Reposted from anonymous

#repost, @dan

Qball, boldoctor, se_of, zoelua, madamezodiac, vittorio_guzzo, JuliaFranca, namelessz, b1jeff, sarah_hilliams and 27 others like this

The most obvious solution is to start drinking and dancing.

#problems, #issues, #void, #anger

Authlander, Krimi63, andreasjess, Qball, boldoctor, juvenile, AlwaysxD, PenSword72, JuliaFranca, turcanudenisa and 47 others like this

reposted by Diana_93, juneocallagh, dangrb and only1alyssa

Are you one of those single tear people?

#whiplash, #movie, #quote

Qball, AlwaysxD, b1jeff, Lirpae.., supermom, ChrisRota, annairie, haiden_, meohmy, zefrances and 1 other like this

reposted by ChrisRota

create
and make it
thrive.

Reposted from annairie

Zurich, Switzerland

#boldomatic, #community, #support, #repost

Qball, boldoctor, AlwaysxD, mondejar, Lirpae.., beautifulqueen, guzfox, KohtAyem, jeve, supermom and 15 others like this

Where there's a will,
there is a snooze button.

#alarm, #wakeup, #clock

Qball, boldoctor, zoelua, CtrlA, sherks, KohtAyem, Yuki, HCA190701, Alek, beautifulqueen and 23 others like this

reposted by silvopat42, luchendrickx, amnaec and koesy

Life is mostly just a series of moments when you almost drop your phone into the toilet.

Reposted from PennyLame

#repost, #beenthere

Qball, boldoctor, juvenile, Denna, KohtAyem, 8dmc, little_hippie, jeve, guggigirl, tablynne and 18 others like this

Happy birthday to one of my favorite guys in this galaxy.

@dAn

malayzas, kj55, Babs_77, MiguelMalla, Trixinfo, tweetybird, jeve, SimonLauper, guggigirl, supermom and 14 others like this

Avoid boring conversations by punching yourself to sleep before they start talking to you.

Letten, Switzerland

#smalltalk

CtrlA, sherks, kj55, tweetybird, Yuki, htime, SimonLauper, barbaresco, MeMyselfAnd..I, abe and 14 others like this

reposted by sherks

My celebrity lookalike is the shipwreck from
Life of Pi.

Zurich, Switzerland

#sports, #exhausted, #notfit

OpenWorld, boldoctor, sherks, annairie, kj55, MeMyselfAnd..I, Yuki, michelleannina, saabhussain, LeRieur and 16 others like this

reposted by freshjam

And the doctor went:

"Congratulations! It's a Friday."

#friday, #birth, #weekend

Cleoprada, doiwannaknow, campino, swatchUSA, boldoctor, kj55, tablynne, tweetybird, kultakala, SimonLauper and 11 others like this

reposted by annairie and swatchUSA

Boldomatic

Social media at its finest.

It's inspiring, entertaining, motivating, captivating, thought provoking, educating & just fun!

Reposted from aerowise

Zurich, Switzerland

#shameless, #offensive, #profound

Hodir, boldoctor, Roxy139, kj55, tweetybird, nano560, supermom, Lirpae.., BegoSan, nash and 13 others like this

Morals -
my favorite rotting sandwich in the trunk of society.

#moral

janem803, MyM, Authlander, Raeca, truthseeker57, kj55, tweetybird, emilyglitters, sarah_hilliams, gaenggu and 18 others like this

reposted by fisherman and truthseeker57

If kindness determined income, would you have anything to show?

Reposted from anonymous

Zurich, Switzerland

#nojerkmonday, #repost, @RamonaStewart

boldoctor, beautiful, sandroushka, mmalmq, tablynne, mandm12, stephinity, Slotter6, knot, Ms_Ntlebi and 14 others like this

working isn't working today

#hangover, #office

boldoctor, CtrlA, kj55, jaybyrd, bBysmile, Viciouse31, jswendler, gpresleyrn, janineyvette, enigma and 23 others like this

reposted by Viciouse31

Wow,
look at your angel wing tattoo, you must be very spiritual.

#tattoo, #meanings, #deep, #flat, #bullshit

perellano, timsy, boldoctor, CtrlA, kj55, zoelua, gpresleyrn, luchendrickx, SimonLauper, anonyman and 15 others like this

Whoops accidentally bought Danone Activia instead of Danone Lazy.

#yoghurt

thereal, dor1316, kj55, zoelua, tweetybird, swatchUSA, tr0pzZ, richjaybitch, satan, itsssssssss and 23 others like this

reposted by invalid, tearsandbombs and monsieur

*looks up from phone

Guys I'm leaving the office in 24%.

#time, #phone

xrahmanx, luchendrickx, CtrlA, kj55, zoelua, LeRieur, tweetybird, brody, allisonrae, _Nathalie_ and 14 others like this

She's mad but she's magic.

There's no lie in her fire.

#Charles, #Bukowski, #quote

kj55, zoelua, tweetybird, luchendrickx, sarah_hilliams, KohtAyem, luluzh6, SpencerB, sandroushka, supermom and 9 others like this

Monkeys make the wheels and the world go round.

#politics

kj55, tweetybird, Luenchen, SimonLauper, swatchUSA, vishal, kultakala, GaylrdSprFckr, magicalwordsforyou, Lirpae.. and 7 others like this

DON'T EVER CHANGE
JUST GET NAKED

Reposted from soyy

Zurich, Switzerland

#repost, @soyy

boldoctor, kj55, zoelua, tweetybird, abregob, itsssssssss, moni_lemos, asgerhagensen, ane, enigma and 14 others like this

I'm glad
I'm a man...
I would hate to remember everything.

#men, #women, #memory

BossLunch, janem803, Convo_Ray, suuhail, boldoctor, tweetybird, drubold, kj55, makalapua, tinkivinki and 28 others like this

reposted by dangrb, YourNightmare, stevemagpie, Lio12 and sunsgs

Never depend on someone else to make you happy, that's what alcohol is for.

Zurich, Switzerland

#enjoy, #whatever, #life, #moments, #friends, #anything

BossLunch, Sirskitten, sirskitten1, alec_sander, Andromenadda, petarrrrr, neve.b, nadia_ia, UserOne, -Juliane- and 93 others like this

reposted by donnadjbrwngm, arosen, GuyKaiser, Boldomatic, RandomHero1981, styxx, LifeOfJules, sueshirrel, pashley65, cedbuzz and 44 others

How many calories does it burn when you tell yourself 500 times to finally get up and do some sports?

#noenergy, #sports, #health, @RamonaStewart

JMBis, buzzielizzy, perellano, boldoctor, LeRieur, Luenchen, laaaa, HeresyIsWeird, kj55, Hank-the-knife and 33 others like this

reposted by uglyteen, LeslieBird, FrankTheTank, Success_Quotes, swatchUSA, Hannah69, Kai3178, invalid and sultana

"Pineapple on pizza is a great idea"

- Joseph Stalin

#sosowrong

boldoctor, zoelua, itsssssssss, Lirpae.., haiden_, robi316, KohtAyem, coco03, Ms_Ntlebi, fairytigress and 1 other like this

Ideas for upcoming contests? Please comment below.

#community, #youareboldomatic, @boldoctor

boldoctor, kj55, aehmpaeh, robi316, zefrances, RandomHero1981, Vinyl, ene, Gabbem, supermom and 1 other like this

It's nude o'clock.

Wettswil / Wettswil (dorf), Switzerland

#summer, #rain, #wet, @kj55

zoelua, poeta, cluv1, foenix, timid, missperfumado, 2amadeus, snajsig, enigma, Lirpae.. and 16 others like this

reposted by uglyteen, paintdog, DarkBlack, greysky, appleprincess, cluv1, RONORP and jmattler

Eat the carton, too, you won't taste the difference.

- frozen pizza

#pizza, #cooking, #dinner

Andromenadda, GetShitDone, markpizza, llamabat, LauCloud73, kj55, campino, schreiberin, ccz6ih, brody and 26 others like this

reposted by mariarve, paintdog, YourNightmare, freshjam, anyguy, tinybutterfly, Success_Quotes, LauCloud73 and llamabat

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor.

Reposted from ALWest

#opportunity, #dance, #repost, @ALWest

druesendieb, schreiberin, kj55, grumpycat, Broccolum, Narcis, jeve, anjellica, nano560, Lirpae.. and 13 others like this

I knew this would become my big night when I found this old m&m under my mattress.

#winning, #moving, #simplepleasures, #nomnom

kj55, kaset79, tetewonderland, dAn, HannaBing, Lindinho, sarah_hilliams, guggigirl, Gabbem, Ms_Ntlebi and 10 others like this

reposted by YourNightmare, paintdog, Success_Quotes and greysky

I just invented a new social network, it's for people you don't like and I will name it
"The office".

#socialnetwork, #office

curvema, tablynne, Rose-n-Thomas, atrano, visorvice1, kidofthefuture, flako, KohtAyem, GuitarArnie, Tanzbaer and 37 others like this

reposted by MissB, sultana, mike2364, Olivarus and mariarve

So, I think it's about time we get honest with children about how they're bad at most things.

Zurich, Switzerland

#kids, #toddlers, #infants, #joke

buzzielizzy, OnlineGuy, EmilyHeller, JulieanneS, MarcellaA, boldino, Boldomatic, GaylrdSprFckr, perellano, Vandtastic and 30 others like this

reposted by Armyhu, DarkBlack, flolow, anyguy, MadTailor, greysky, Ronja and Boldomatic

You know you're in Zurich when you see a Porsche driver at a traffic light sniffing coke.

#zurich, #bankers

GetShitDone, wilkinsbe, monalob, kontrapoet, brody, MeMyselfAnd..I, unicornly, OlavRex, stephinity, sera_la_dera and 13 others like this

reposted by DarkBlack, sultana, greysky and RONORP

C'mon the bratwursts!

#worldcup

meerstern, jeve, PenSword72, pasquale85, ene, aehmpaeh, JodieT, marcellati, dAn, Samwell and 4 others like this

In soccer we trust, in Blatter we don't.

Letten, Switzerland

#worldcup, #FIFA, #Mafia, #Sepp, #Blatter, #Godfather

schreiberin, unicornly, eirikandersen, dAn, sweswiss, poeta, valeria, mannu_mmanu, SimonLauper, timtomdan and 15 others like this

reposted by Babs_77, freshjam, mariarve, Mathilda, FightClub and yourijesse

Put me on flight mode.

Zurich, Switzerland

#holidays, #please, #travel

BossLunch, domenicotonico, GetShitDone, drkayc, carmencannelle, PoisonKangaroo, olssonjakob, zoelua, truthseeker57, xanthie and 35 others like this

reposted by tweb2, Godzilla, stillstanding, Mathilda, kheng77, yunus2018, mawww, ayachi and truthseeker57

Let's share this moment between us, just you me and the public.

Mondovì, Italy

#public, #jasonwallace, #inspired

GetShitDone, Authlander, boldoctor, CarolinK, ellenicole, dor1316, dAn, Resa, anaskautsar, meerstern and 22 others like this

reposted by mariarve, Resa and ellenicole

So which aroma group are you?

Mondovì, Italy

#italy, #wine, #tasting, #barolo

dAn, dor1316, avery2323, DonSpaccafurnu, mehr, ene, sohacosm, CHletting, janineyvette, Babs_77 and 10 others like this

reposted by monsieur and MissInk

I file my tax report like it's an after show party of the adult entertainment industry.

#quick, #dirty

dAn, mehr, hallowelt, ene, jeve, ccz6ih, robi316, guggigirl, stefan_noth, Lirpae.. and 5 others like this

My friend Uwe is getting married in Italy, I forgot the bride's name but 'Negroni' is my new favorite drink.

Sulmona, Italy

#Italian, #wedding

joaoalmeida, mehr, _Nathalie_, CHletting, monalob, dor1316, KohtAyem, againandagain, josefibbla, Babs_77 and 10 others like this

reposted by donnadjbrwngm, monalob and mariarve

add a comment...

#random, #thought

sven01ch, FashTechNerd, soyy, sohacosm, donnadjbrwngm, kewiino, ane, ene, robi316, PenSword72 and 1 other like this

Reposted from Info

#Twitter, #Facebook, #Instagram, #Pinterest, #Tumblr, #Google+, #www

Tanya, PenSword72, Nina-Aliyah, ane, kristian100666, hebdifescht, anjellica, Luenchen, RamonaStewart, ene and 3 others like this

I just updated iTunes, so I'm good for like 35 minutes.

#updates, #smd, #apple, #java, #adobe

olssonjakob, shevalmes, mehr, gazthorn, toxic2you, OlavRex, brody, fdc, frandree, RamonaStewart and 21 others like this

reposted by WirelessJoo, uglyteen, DarkBlack, Godzilla and BarcampCH

Not even the FedEx guy would touch your box.

#sex

beee.b, makalapua, Bettydent, freeyomind, ellenicole, mehr, epstein, wookie, jerrytattoo, sarah_hilliams and 13 others like this

reposted by ellenicole

This flash mob sucks. It's in my living room, only my Mum showed up, and she's just telling me to stop drinking.

#Mum, #advices, #IknowIknow, #alcohol

Orkid, sophh, mehr, dor1316, wookie, karend6464, robfesk, torstein99, misfitqueen, karolineh and 34 others like this

reposted by NukeSkywalker, anyguy, mariarve, julian1921 and sultana

Nine out of ten dentists recommend Colgate. The last one didn't get paid enough.

Zurich, Switzerland

#advertisement, #fools

MakingChange, busylizzie, Ziya, ChrisRota, 2amadeus, philipsonn, boldoleo, graciaandres, UserOne, curvema and 92 others like this

reposted by eddiethetedy, anyguy, freshjam, Babs_77, MissFabulous, oda00m, sultana, Nora123, hreffi, llamabat and 1 other

When you are lonely press play.

Reposted from raphael

Paterson, South Africa

#repost, @Bauz, #play, #follow

daniix, mehr, epstein, anakondaa, flolow, GaylrdSprFckr, 3320, lalevyy, bold, jonesygirl80 and 18 others like this

Here's a night-shot of an elephant giving me a nosejob.

You're welcome.

Paterson, South Africa

#safari, #shamwari, #gameresereve

mehr, anakondaa, flolow, GaylrdSprFckr, brody, 3320, bold, jeve, majajohansson, _directioner_ and 13 others like this

I was queuing for the flight to Tel Aviv but realized my mistake before I lost my foreskin.

Knysna, South Africa

@abe

mehr, dor1316, anakondaa, epstein, flolow, bold, zefrances, PenSword72, SimonLauper, piepa and 8 others like this

I don't usually reveal personal information to strangers but since you asked, yes, I prefer aisle seat.

Zurich, Switzerland

#airport, #travel, #privacy

Andromenadda, swatchUSA, carmencannelle, mehr, dor1316, anakondaa, niennaseragon, misfitqueen, epstein, Yuki and 28 others like this

reposted by Viciouse31, freshjam, Lemonjuice17, DarkBlack and Hannah69

When life fucks me over, I often think of someone else.

Zurich, Switzerland

#translation, @AdaBlitzkrieg

anakondaa, lisabrixxx, flolow, bold, GaylrdSprFckr, kj55, fool, Luenchen, SimonLauper, DonSpaccafurnu and 8 others like this

reposted by DarkBlack and vivigitsscho

Ladies, I'm on the market. The creepy, almost out of jail dude market.

#lonely, #hearts, #ad, #fail

arosen, anakondaa, bold, GaylrdSprFckr, kj55, Andrix018, tweetybird, PenSword72, zefrances, eliane and 7 others like this

reposted by santacruz

Liebe Bolder

Wer hat wirkliches Interesse am Boldcamp vom FR - SO
08. - 10. 08. 14 teilzunehmen?

Hauptziel:
sich kennenlernen,
Sein, ein gemütliches Wochenende verbringen

Reposted from Boldcamp

#boldcamp, #2014, #switzerland

GuitarArnie, jeve, ene, Babs_77, Lirpae.., againandagain and little_hippie like this

Words

don't need photoshop

#colorpuping, #rainbow, #design, #raw, #honesty, #crafted, #text

ritacg, FutureFeel, springfire, Andromenadda, domenicotonico, BreathMiddle, GetShitDone, graciaandres, xxxonweerxxx, MyM and 100 others like this

reposted by swatchUSA, siraymen, siraymen, beatrizpaulino, Ignacio.27, lauradoko, raffizh, mishi, frandree, Foxy and 3 others

After lunch, I enjoy taking a walk in the park, breathing some fresh air and throwing cats at people doing yoga.

#lunchbreak

irony, tide, Orkid, Hodir, karolinastr, allisonrae, jano, thinkbig, Foxy, anakondaa and 38 others like this

reposted by ConitoCruz, ConitoCruz, ConitoCruz and ConitoCruz

Whoever said "don't shit where you eat" should join me having Spaghetti Carbonara under my desk.

#office, #lunchbreak

dor1316, misfitqueen, GaylrdSprFckr, sarcaSM, SimonLauper, stefan_noth, aryapratama, zefrances, misterlab, ACHunter and 7 others like this

Happiness is another iOS update
-dAn

#misquote, @dAn

A.M., Trixinfo, dor1316, katrine_fp, CcOctalcC, roxxistic, sumati, RonansYard, eliane, GXLD and 17 others like this

reposted by johanna22 and CcOctalcC

Dear Biorhythm, get your act together you lazy fuck.

Zurich, Switzerland

#zombie, #insomnia

Sunshine123, no667, acidlovrree, GaylrdSprFckr, kaykouu, PenSword72, guggigirl, Lirpae.., Babs_77, ene and 4 others like this

Don't judge a book by its cover, unless you read it but forgot and it sucks.

Zurich, Switzerland

#misquote

Trixinfo, dor1316, anakondaa, sarcaSM, fabiforeal, MeMyselfAnd..I, GaylrdSprFckr, jeve, Babs_77, ene and 8 others like this

Life is divided up into the horrible and the miserable. The horrible are terminal cases, the blind and the crippled. And the miserable - everyone else.

Reposted from anonymous

dor1316, Foxy, GaylrdSprFckr, sarcaSM, nopalzin, casaper, Lirpae.., zefrances, jeve and johanna22 like this

The demons just called, we meet at the bar.

Zurich, Switzerland

#friends, #weekend, #uptonogood, @misterlab

BossLunch, wtfGirl, sofiamaria, Nutmeg, sophh, Steppi, anakondaa, misfitqueen, valeria, syllan69 and 28 others like this

reposted by bia and Nutmeg

my wrists still choke from the perfume of an ivory soap a broken arrow coast led by country roads and broken hopes.
i hear your lies like december and still smell the fever of white substance that was your only pain reliever.
you were a crooked beautiful. a bone dry angel with a heart of gold. its sad to say that winter left your soul to cold.
i still love you though i know its a lie. cus my whispers in the morning are what kept us alive. prayers at dawn. save my angel from walter white

Reposted from DeadPoet918

#repost, @deadpoet918

anakondaa, janineyvette, sarcaSM, GaylrdSprFckr, nopalzin, abe, DeadPoet918, Lirpae.., stefan_noth and ene like this

Yes but I said it with more hair

Reposted from saks_afridi

#rt, @Saks_Afridi

nishtha_patel, misterlab, NukeSkywalker, ene, t_treeman, SimonLauper, ACHunter, Lirpae.., chipdicks and sarcaSM like this

First they laugh, then they copy.

Zurich, Switzerland

#spred, #boldness, #swiss, #design, #original

jamesmcq, dopetheG420, estertherther, dor1316, discodarko, epstein, Viciouse31, GaylrdSprFckr, pasquale85, aeiou and 17 others like this

reposted by goldndelishus and Viciouse31

There's a new quote-junky loitering on Pixy-Dust Road. Pick up Boldomatic for Android.

#Boldomatic, #Android, #launch

dor1316, sarcaSM, Vinyl, DonSpaccafurnu, dAn, Lirpae.., swatchUSA, zefrances and ACHunter like this

Silhouette of a haxor.

#Boldomatic, #HQ, @dAn

stephinity, ACHunter and Vinyl like this

It's funny what the people on the news think I should know. That being said, I hope your sunburn isn't too bad Miley.

#mileycyrus, #burnt, #titties

Foxy, sarcaSM, GaylrdSprFckr, aeiou, killerfrogs, efep_, stefan_noth, Lirpae.., ene, ernstrose and 10 others like this

How to get around Turkey's Twitter ban:
use Boldomatic.

#twitter, #turkey

Campo, Foxy, mjf, sarcaSM, GuitarArnie, stephinity, PenSword72, DonSpaccafurnu, abe, zefrances and 13 others like this

reposted by kj55, patuljak and zefrances

Turns out the sticker on the organic apple tastes like a regular sticker.

#lifehack, #organic, #food

Drakonan, Ziya, MyM, BoldDelight, krubjas, crafty, JodieT, Authlander, Luenchen, Foxy and 27 others like this

reposted by sofodemon, katelskergiraf, M.thomsen, Jaynlack and RONORP

The best part of my car is the cupholder. It's the only thing functioning properly.

Zurich, Switzerland

#car, #metal, #pieces, #ductape

sleeptastic, Foxy, annsan12, caieface, ZoJ, yve74, abe, kj55, againandagain, Lirpae.. and 11 others like this

reposted by l_rickerby

"yep, that's a fire."

-Fire
Distinguisher

Reposted from _TC_

@_TC_

sarcaSM, aeiou, rosalloyd, Lirpae.., aoibh, ene, Vinyl, allisonrae and anonyman like this

You're shameless, inappropriate, naughty and overly offensive.

You're everything we ever wanted.

#bold, #style, #edge, #boldomatic

Foxy, dor1316, antonia1, Andrix018, boozaziza, GB_S_PARK, PenSword72, GaylrdSprFckr, Vinyl, ene and 18 others like this

reposted by MissB

I seriously consider giving up alcohol for the rest of 2013.

#alcohol

lozar23, ElenaHumu, Chrax, tweetybird, fdunne2801, KevinJonHall, Pumuckel, dAn, Vinyl, beesmoove and 14 others like this

Go home office, you're drunk.

Zurich, Switzerland

#boldomatic, #hq, #hangover, #all

jazz_william, ahrbs, dAn, Vinyl, guggigirl, Gabbem, Lirpae.., tweetie, anonyman, Luenchen and 9 others like this

Who put that piece of history in my salad?
Damn you Romans.

#Caesar

dor1316, Foxy, aeiou, stephinity, tweetybird, permanentwaves, foenix, Lirpae.., Moon-D, SimonLauper and 8 others like this

reposted by Foxy

No one has ever become poor by giving.

Anne Frank

Reposted from anjellica

#anne, #frank, #book, #quote, #repost, @anjellica

beatrizpaulino, tonjebrusj, Desh, ticeha, M.thomsen, ocarcar1320, kamille1995, dor1316, aeiou, tweetybird and 26 others like this

i think auto correct got my mom again. I think she meant to text me saying 'i love you.' but it came up as 'you're a disappointment'

Reposted from rooneyrex

Zurich, Switzerland

#auto, #correct, #biasd

beautiful, greenpeepz, dor1316, Tipsmark, tweetybird, amnaec, maudapena, MissB, jude, eliane and 8 others like this

If you saw me this morning you were probably late for work as well.

Zurich, Switzerland

#late, #morning, #office

sss63, Foxy, aeiou, Eljee91, swatchUSA, dangrb, emma-freitag, loryane, hmiyazaki, Moon-D and 17 others like this

reposted by Foxy and nicimirror

Always great to visit my birthplace.
Every liqor store should keep some dusty space between the freezers, just in case...

Hamburg, Germany

AalXZander, kj55, tweetybird, A.M., misterlab, Lirpae.., jeve, SimonLauper, RLPH, stefan_noth and 2 others like this

No, I don't have a minute,
I've a severe waiting disorder.

#patience, #no, #time

sirskitten1, tweetybird, xanthie, enigma, stefan_noth, Moon-D, swatchUSA, Akatrine, satan, zefrances and 3 others like this

reposted by rudeboy and sirskitten1

I MISS HATING THE SUMMER HEAT ^

Reposted from sarcaSM

#summer, #sun, #sea

tweetybird, MrZoX92, hallowelt, chipdicks, ene, nano560, tugrulakin, Gabbem, aehmpaeh, edwin_vkbyvk and 1 other like this

Coffee
by day

Alcohol
by night

The Elixirs of
Modern Man

Reposted from anna.b

#concept, #survival, #society, #repost

tweetybird, ACHunter, MissB, Lirpae.., ZoJ, polepython, Gabbem, Luenchen, avant-garde and dAn like this

The first thing I'd teach a kid is to slam dunk food into my mouth.

#lazy, #parenthood, #children

MissB, kir4s_w0rld, jeve, sixoclockish, MeMyselfAnd..I, Lirpae.., polepython, ene, DonSpaccafurnu, Gabbem and 4 others like this

Discover the magic of the subscribe button.

#boldfeatures, #notification

tweetybird, foenix, stefan_noth, ene, jaykay, anonyman, Gabbem, satan, zefrances and dAn like this

You can mimic a result, but not the creativity

Reposted from jeve

#creativity, #process, #repost, @jeve

beautiful, Foxy, saphronn, hmiyazaki, jeve, nano560, _Nathalie_, stefan_noth, jaykay, patuljak and 2 others like this

The challenge is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else.

Reposted from MissB

Zurich, Switzerland

#society, #unique, #repost, @missb

samediaumarche, sanjeetkumar, saphronn, 8dmc, ConitoCruz, raphael, kultakala, ene, dAn, misterlab and 7 others like this

For the record:

I don't give a flying fuck who reads or likes, or dislikes, my incessant ranting in small thoughts via this application.

I thought this was
the whole point.

Reposted from anonymous

#bold, #boldomatic, #share, #words, #thoughts, #humor, #repost

Hodir, Bettydent, haiden_, dor1316, ACHunter, 8dmc, ConitoCruz, Mabaya, Vinyl, fcukay and 8 others like this

Instead of waiting in front of the altar, I rather hang out at the bar.

#life, #choices

Luenchen, Foxy, ACHunter, PBJT, GuitarArnie, fcukay, Vinyl, kolarg, zefrances, stefan_noth and 15 others like this

reposted by kreutner and fcukay

Being an adult is the dumbest thing I've ever done.

#earthmusic, #age

Orkid, Foxy, Tipsmark, saphronn, ramoona, ElenaHumu, kj55, dAn, shoomy, gameofthrones and 26 others like this

reposted by edwin_vkbyvk, kreutner and Babs_77

So who's king, content or friends?

I see brown noses.

#contests, #lame, #try

dor1316, Qiu, kolarg, piit23, Duncanville, beesmoove, swatchUSA, stefan_noth, zefrances, Gabbem and 3 others like this

8 years of corporate life have come to an end. Freedom here I come.

Zurich, Switzerland

#slavery, #self-fulfillment, #nerves, #boldomatic, @dAn, @hebdifest

ForeverActive, petegutz2, only1alyssa, jocs, avant-garde, chelseajams, musissy, kolelo, jeve, Robinista and 17 others like this

I got laid after downloading the latest update!

Thanks, Boldomatic!

Reposted from anonymous

ACHunter, avant-garde, vanimakhelek, kewiino, AJ_Luv, ene, anonyman, stefan_noth, mariechen_xo, ZoJ and 5 others like this

"Oh look there's a rabbit...

laying dead at the road."

Zuoz, Switzerland

#short, #excitement, #downer, #jason

ACHunter, avant-garde, incitylights, Vinyl, Akatrine, ene, kolarg, Gabbem, jeve and aria_shaye like this

My favorite class in college was drinking.

Zurich, Switzerland

#education, #study

avant-garde, vanimakhelek, incitylights, musissy, kolarg, jakobking13, beesmoove, nano560, anonyman, aehmpaeh and 3 others like this

These contests are rigged for F.O.B. (friends of Bold) to win. Enter at your peril!

Reposted from anonymous

Zurich, Switzerland

#support, #bold, #contestentry, @abe, #politicallyincorrect

Foxy, dor1316, FannyMillion, Vinyl, Lirpae.., Gabbem, abe, dAn and ene like this

I'm a total package...
that got dropped down a few flights of stairs.
Some assembly required.
Batteries not included.

Reposted from anonymous

#repost, @pensword72, #who, #doesnt, #need, #fixing

bold, FannyMillion, incitylights, kewiino, happyauer, ahrbs, Lirpae.. and stefan_noth like this