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Me: I want a magical unicorn for Christmas!

Santa: Be realistic.

Me: OK, I want 5 minutes to myself each day to have my coffee hot and pee in peace.

Santa: What colour unicorn would you like?

96

Me: for Christmas I
want a unicorn.

Santa: be realistic!

Me: ok I want a
boyfriend.

Santa: what colour do
you want your
unicorn?

122

Gonna put a selfie on top of the Christmas tree because I am the star •

74

It's not what's under the Christmas tree that matters,

it's who's around it.

50

All I want
for Christmas
is you.

naked..

39

do not wear your mistletoe belt buckle to your office christmas party!!

36

Dear Santa, I don't want much for Christmas, I just want the person reading this to be happy

54

As you grow older
your Christmas list gets shorter
because the things
you really want
can't be bougth.

34

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.
But, if the white runs out,
I'll drink the red....

52

I
wrote
a poem
in the shape
of a Christmas
tree but then forgot
to water it and only a few
days
later
there words all
were
over the carpet

64

it's beginning to cost a lot like Christmas

22

I think as you grow older your christmas list gets smaller and the things you really want for the holidays can't be bought.

46

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