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Einen Kaffee bitte.

To Go?

Nein, to stolper and to kipp on the shirt and with extra Schaum bitte.

67

no shirt
no shoes
no problems

29

Your car is German.
Your vodka is Russian.
Your pizza is Italian.
Your kebab is Turkish.
Your democracy is Greek.
Your coffee is Brazilian.
Your movies are American.
Your tea is Tamil.
Your shirt is Indian.
Your oil is Saudi Arabian.
Your electronics are Chinese.
Your numbers are Arabic.
Your letters are Latin.

And you complain that your neighbor is an immigrant?

Pull yourself together.

17

A man's shirt on a naked female body is like a flag on a conquered fortress.

21

your car is german,
your pizza italian,
your shirt is indian,
your numbers are arabic, your letters latin, your oil is saudi arabian, your electronics are chinese, your vodka is russian.

and you complain about your neighbor being an immigrant?

41

Every time I sew a button back onto a shirt, there are then two solid minutes where I sincerely believe I would've survived the Oregon Trail

13

nothing like passing a lady clearly over 70 wearing the same shirt as you to make you question your fashion sense .. and life in general really

22

I WAN'T A SHIRT THAT SAYS "EAT OR DIE"
BECAUSE IT SOUNDS REBELLIOUS AT FIRST BUT IT'S JUST A REMINDER.

16

I'm so poor, i rub perfume from magazines on my shirt.

When people say,
' Oh you smell good, what is that ? '

I say, ' page 14 '

21

one love, two mouthes

one love, one house

no shirt, no blouse

just us, you find out.

28

I'm not sexy enough
for my shirt :(

24

No animals had to die for this shirt,

only a few seamstresses from Bangladesh.

17

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