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Whoever started the "cleaner than a baby's bottom" thing has never changed a diaper.

Pressing the 30 seconds button on the microwave a bunch of times instead of manually putting in the cooking time.

Putting something in the microwave. Then coming back a couple minutes later to realize you forgot to start it.

Trying to get everything done before the microwave beeps.

I HATE IT WHEN I PUT FOOD IN THE MICROWAVE & IT MAKES THOSE POPPING NOISES & I OPEN IT & THE FOOD IS STILL COLD LIKE WHY PLAY ME LIKE THAT

Hitting the "30
seconds" button on the
microwave a few times
rather then typing the
actual time you need.

The beeping noise from the microwave is always 100x's louder at night

$I do math everyday: counting my money, starting the microwave, but the hardest part is changing the channel on the tv.$

How come complete strangers offer me a microwave, upon finding out I don't own one? The one I saw cost around $80. I could get a cast iron skillet for that kind of money.

I feel so sad! I just found out that 90 percent of america still uses microwave ovens :-( ignorance is it contagious

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