I sat on Santas Lap at the Mall just as a joke and asked him for something really special this year.
He patted my butt as I got off his lap saying anything for a ho ho ho.
On Christmas morning
My husband gave me Divorce papers
I shocked him joyfully saying
Oh' thank you just what I always wanted you dirty son of a Grinch! 
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