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a couple were getting ready for a halloween costume party, and the wife is taking FOREVER. finally she comes downstairs and she's naked with a rope tied around her neck. tied at the other end, about crotch level, is a lemon. hubby says what do u call that? she says its my costume n i think its clever. so hubby goes upstairs and when he returned he was also naked with a rope, and a potato tied on the other end. wife says u can't go out like that! he says:

hell i cant: if u can go as a sourpuss, i can go as a dictator! a couple were getting ready for a halloween costume party, and the wife is taking FOREVER. finally she comes downstairs and she's naked with a rope tied around her neck. tied at the other end, about crotch level, is a lemon. hubby says what do u call that? she says its my costume n i think its clever. so hubby goes upstairs and when he returned he was also naked with a rope, and a potato tied on the other end. wife says u can't go out like that! he says: hell i cant: if u can go as a sourpuss, i can go as a dictator!
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