mum: i'm going to Target to pick up some breast petals, do you want to come with me? me: what are breast petals? mum: they cover your nipples so people don't see how hard my nipples are. me: MOTHER OF GOD!!! mum: what? me: no mother i'm good you go on without me. - Post by jaybyrd on Boldomatic

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mum: i'm going to Target to pick up some breast petals, do you want to come with me?

me: what are breast petals?

mum: they cover your nipples so people don't see how hard my nipples are.

me: MOTHER OF GOD!!!

mum: what?

me: no mother i'm good you go on without me.

mum: i'm going to Target to pick up some breast petals, do you want to come with me? me: what are breast petals? mum: they cover your nipples so people don't see how hard my nipples are. me: MOTHER OF GOD!!! mum: what? me: no mother i'm good you go on without me.

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