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Not all turtles are slow. I should know.

I was driving down a dirt road. I saw the turtle in the middle of the road. The thing moved fast and I had to swerve several times before hitting it. Not all turtles are slow. I should know. I was driving down a dirt road. I saw the turtle in the middle of the road. The thing moved fast and I had to swerve several times before hitting it.
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